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Funny Jokes in Hindi<\/h1>\n

Funny Jokes in Hindi<\/strong> : \u0939\u0902\u0938\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0940 \u0906\u0926\u0924 \u0939\u0948\u0902, \u0939\u0902\u0938\u093e\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0940 \u0906\u0926\u0924 \u0939\u0948\u0902, \u0928\u091c\u0930\u094b \u0938\u0947 \u0928\u095b\u0930\u0947 \u092e\u093f\u0932\u093e\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0940 \u0906\u0926\u0924 \u0939\u0948\u0902, \u0928\u095b\u0930\u0947 \u092e\u093f\u0932\u093e\u090f\u0902 \u0924\u094b \u0915\u0948\u0938\u0947 \u092e\u093f\u0932\u093e\u090f\u0902, \u0906\u092a \u0915\u094b \u0924\u094b \u0939\u092e\u0947\u0936\u093e \u0928\u095b\u0930\u0947 \u091d\u0941\u0915\u093e\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0940 \u0906\u0926\u0924 \u0939\u0948\u0902.<\/p>\n

Also Check : \u00a0Funny status in Hindi<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

Kasam se Yaaro 1 sath sare Kaand yaad aa jate hai jab
\nPapa kahte hai Yaha betho tum se kuch jaruri baat karni hai<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Biwi ne shohar ka mobile dekha,
\nphone book mein ladkiyo ke naam yoon save the..
\nPadosan ki bachi,
\nNew bachi,
\nPuraani bachi,
\nSaamne vaali bachi,
\nUpar vaali bachi,
\nCollege vaali bachi,
\nInsurance vaali bachi,
\nHospital vaali bachi,
\nBiwi ko excitement hui ke mera number kaunse naam se save kiya
\nhoga?
\nBiwi ne number dial kiya toh likha tha..
\n\u201cPaagal ki bachi\u201d
\nPati ICU mein bharti hai,
\nFir patni ne pati ka naam aise Save kiya
\nICU Milne ka samay subah 9 se 10..!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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4 chije ensan ko kabhi khush nahi rakh sakti
\nCar, Mobile, T.V. aur biwi
\nkyoki aksar eske latest model dusro ke pass hote hai<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Boy : From The Day We Met
\nI dont Drink Or Smoke \u2026
\n.
\n.
\n.
\n.
\nGirl : How Sweet Of You \u2026 AreYou Madly
\nIn Love With Me? ..
\n.
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\n.
\nBoy : SHUT UP!, YOU MADE MY
\nPOCKETS EMPTY<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Teacher to student- naalayak kahi ka cow par article
\nlikh ke laave kahe the ki “Gaay par Rajneeti par”…
\npure kapi me khali Neta sab ke statement akhbaar se copy kar
\nkele aya hai
\nTeacher ne gusse me ladke ko 1 kahone maara…..
\nLadka-baap re baap khali Mrkhand master saab ke
\nbhaali ho gaya hai school me esa joor ka kahuni maara hai ki –
\n“chopaya ho gaye”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Funny Jokes in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Mother to Son:
\nWho is Tippu Sultan ?
\nSon : Don\u2019t know
\nMother : Sometime give attention to study also
\nSon to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ?
\nMother : Don\u2019t know
\nSon: Sometimes give attention to Dad also ?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Jab ladki sare kapde utar deti he to kya hota he ???.
\n.
\n.
\n.
\n.
\n.
\nAlmari khali ho jati hai….yaar……<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Mom: School ja..
\nkid : nahi jaunga \u2026
\n.
\n.
\n.
\nMom: kyun ??
\nkid: Job kar lunga\u2026!!
\n.
\n.
\n.
\nMom:\u201d Nalayak beshram.. Class 2 mein padh k
\nkya job karega..??
\n.
\n.
\n.
\nkid: \u201cClass 1 ki ladkiyo ko tution
\npadhaunga\u2026!!\u201d
\n.
\n.
\n.
\nConfidence to dekhie aap bacche ka\u2026 !!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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If I was an artist,
\nyou would be my picture!
\nIf I was a poet,
\nyou would be my inspiration!
\nIf I was an author you would be my story!
\nBut I’m only a cartoonist!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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A Lady on telephone:
\nHello Sir, I want to meet & talk to you..
\nMan: do u know me..
\nLady: Yes you are the father of one of my kids.
\nMan stunned,
\nOh my God!
\nAre u Tanya????
\nNo
\nAre U Katrina ???
\nNo
\nAre u Nisha?
\nNo
\nNeha?
\nNo
\nMonika?
\nNo
\nAnushka?
\nNo
\nMitali?
\nNo
\nVaishali?
\nNo
\nLady in confusion\u2026
\nNo sir i\u2019m the class teacher of your son!!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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LOVE V\/S EXAM
\nLOVE: lots of thoughts in mind but no guts to express
\nEXAMS: lots of guts to express but no thoughts in mind<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Also Check :\u00a0Whatsapp status in Hindi attitude <\/a><\/p>\n

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Aaj \u201cTitanic\u201d ki 98th Anivrsry hai\u2026..
\nSo
\nPlz Sub Pyar Karne Walon Se Request Hai,
\nK,
\n\u201cDOOB\u201d k Mar Jayen\u2026
\n* Thank You *\u2019<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Son: The girl of our neighbors
\ndon’t understand English.
\nFather: How do you know?
\nSon: I said to her ‘Give Me Sweet Kiss’
\nand she slapped me.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Funny Jokes in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

What Do U Do..? Job Or Study..?
\nWhat Are Ur Hobbies?
\nWhats Ur Age..?
\nReply Na Please..
\nMe: Tera E-mail Address De Resume Sends Karta Hu..!! ?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\"Funny<\/p>\n

Women wont play football not coz they aren’t gud at it..
\nBut coz its against their ego to b dressed up exactly like 10
\nother women in
\nfront of 10,000 people<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Funny Jokes in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

Finally I told my parents that I want a blackberry or an apple
\n.
\n..
\n.
\n.
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\n.
\n.
\n.
\n.
\nthey replied\u2026
\n.
\n.
\nGhar mein \u201cSINGHADE\u201d pade hai,
\npehle wo to khatam kar.
\nIts so difficult to explain the older generation ?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Jaante ho tajmahal banwane se pehle wahan kya tha?
\n.
\n.
\n.
\n.
\n.
\n.
\nBILKUL AISI HI KHAALI JAGAH THI.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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3 young Ladies proposed a
\nMAN..
\n..
\nHe had to choose one of them..
\n..
\nHe tested by giving them
\nRs.5000 each 2 spend\u2026
\n.
\n.
\n.
\n.
\n.
\n.
\n1st bought make up stuff &
\nnew
\ndresses & said she wanted to
\nlook
\ngood for him..
\n..
\n2nd got him few expensive
\nshirts
\n& ties and perfumes&
\nsaid she wanted him to look
\ngood..
\n..
\n3rd one invested the money,
\nGot profit &returned him
\noriginal
\namount, saying that she
\nsaved the rest for their future..
\n.
\n.
\nFinally MAN decided to marry
\n.
\n.
\n.
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\n.
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\n.
\n.
\nThe first women because..
\n.
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\n.
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\n.
\nShe had best figure than two other girls \u2026.
\n.
\n.
\n\u2026Moral:\u201d Men Will Be Men<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Also Check : \u00a010 \u092c\u0947\u0939\u0924\u0930\u0940\u0928 Motivational Quotes \u0906\u092a\u0915\u0947 Motivation \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f !<\/a><\/p>\n

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Professor ne class me Q poocha?
\nDate aur tarikh me kaya antar hai
\nSari class chup
\nProfessor ne class bunk karne wale Titu ko bola-tu bta?
\nTitu-Sir Date girls ke sath jate hai
\nTarikh pr advocate ke sath jate hai<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Funny Jokes in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

A boy with a sweet girl entered a jewellery <\/a>shop
\n&
\nChoose a ring worth 8 lacs for her.
\nGave a cheque & said she will collect ring on Monday after the
\ncheque is cleared.
\n.
\nOn Monday.
\nJeweller called boy:
\nThere\u2019s no money in your account.
\nBoy:
\nI know,
\nBut, you can\u2019t imagine what a weekend I enjoyed<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Funny Jokes in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

Golu ne Molu se – Shadishuda Ladki aur Shadishuda Ladke me
\nkaya antar hai?
\nMolu- Mangalsutra latka ho to ladki Shadishuda….
\nAur muh lakta ho to ladka Shadishuda….funny wedding jokes in
\nhindi 2017<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\u0936\u0930\u093e\u092c\u093f\u092f\u094b\u0902 \u0915\u0940 \u0926\u093e\u0935\u0924!<\/p>\n

\u090f\u0915 \u0936\u0930\u093e\u092c\u0940 \u0928\u0947 \u0926\u094b\u0938\u094d\u0924\u094b\u0902 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f \u0926\u093e\u0930\u0941 \u0915\u0940 \u0926\u093e\u0935\u0924 \u0915\u093e \u092a\u094d\u0930\u094b\u0917\u094d\u0930\u093e\u092e \u092c\u0928\u093e\u092f\u093e,
\n\u0926\u093e\u0930\u0942 \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u0926 \u0926\u094b\u0938\u094d\u0924\u094b\u0902 \u0928\u0947 \u092e\u091f\u0928 \u0916\u093e\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0940 \u0907\u091a\u094d\u091b\u093e \u0915\u0940 \u0964<\/p>\n

\u092a\u0940\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u0926 \u0924\u094b \u0938\u092d\u0940 \u0936\u0930\u093e\u092c\u0940 \u0926\u093e\u0928\u0935\u0940\u0930 \u0915\u0930\u0928 \u092c\u0928 \u091c\u093e\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u0948
\n\u0924\u094b \u0936\u0930\u093e\u092c\u0940 \u0928\u0947 \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0947 \u0939\u0940 \u0918\u0930 \u0938\u0947 \u0930\u093e\u0924 \u0915\u094b \u092c\u0915\u0930\u093e \u091a\u094b\u0930\u0940 \u0915\u093f\u092f\u093e\u0964<\/p>\n

\u0930\u093e\u0924 \u0915\u094b \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0947 \u0926\u094b\u0938\u094d\u0924\u094b\u0902 \u0915\u0947 \u0938\u093e\u0925 \u0916\u0942\u092c
\n\u0926\u093e\u0935\u0924 \u0915\u093e \u092e\u091c\u093e \u0932\u093f\u092f\u093e \u0914\u0930 \u0938\u0941\u092c\u0939 \u091c\u092c \u0918\u0930 \u092a\u0939\u0941\u0902\u091a\u093e
\n\u0924\u094b \u092c\u0915\u0930\u093e \u0918\u0930 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0939\u0940 \u0925\u093e\u0964<\/p>\n

\u092f\u0939 \u0926\u0947\u0916 \u0909\u0938\u0928\u0947 \u092c\u0940\u0935\u0940 \u0938\u0947 \u092a\u0942\u091b\u093e,
\n\u201c\u092f\u0947 \u092c\u0915\u0930\u093e \u0915\u0939\u093e\u0901 \u0938\u0947 \u0906\u092f\u093e?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u092c\u0940\u0935\u0940 \u092c\u094b\u0932\u0940, \u201c\u092c\u0915\u0930\u0947 \u0915\u094b \u092e\u093e\u0930\u094b \u0917\u094b\u0932\u0940,
\n\u092f\u0947 \u092c\u0924\u093e\u0913 \u0930\u093e\u0924 \u0915\u094b \u0924\u0941\u092e \u091a\u094b\u0930\u094b\u0902 \u0915\u0940 \u0924\u0930\u0939
\n\u0915\u0941\u0924\u094d\u0924\u0947 \u0915\u094b \u0915\u0939\u093e\u0901 \u0932\u0947 \u0917\u090f \u0925\u0947?\u201d ? ?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Pappu\u2019s Attitude In Exams. They give me questions which i
\ndon\u2019t know.
\nSo\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026
\nI give them answers which they don\u2019t know.
\nWhy???
\n\u201cTit For Tat\u201c…exam jokes in hindi<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\u090f\u0915 \u092c\u093e\u0930 \u092b\u094c\u091c\u0940 \u0918\u0930 \u091b\u0941\u091f\u091f\u0940 \u0906\u092f\u093e \u0964<\/p>\n

\u0909\u0938\u0928\u0947 \u0918\u0930 \u0906\u0915\u0930 \u090f\u0915 \u092d\u0948\u0938 \u0916\u0930\u0940\u0926 \u0932\u0940\u0964
\n\u092b\u094c\u091c\u0940 \u091c\u092c \u092d\u0940 \u092d\u0948\u0938 \u0915\u094b \u0916\u094b\u0932\u0924\u093e \u0924\u094b \u0939\u0930 \u092c\u093e\u0930 \u092b\u094c\u091c\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u0939\u093e\u0925 \u0938\u0947 \u091b\u0942\u091f\u0915\u0930 \u092d\u093e\u0917 \u091c\u093e\u0924\u0940 \u0964
\n\u090f\u0915 \u0926\u093f\u0928 \u092b\u094b\u091c\u0940 \u0928\u0947 \u092d\u0948\u0938 \u0915\u094b \u092c\u0939\u0941\u0924 \u092e\u093e\u0930\u093e \u0964<\/p>\n

\u092b\u094c\u091c\u0940 \u0915\u0940 \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u092c\u094b\u0932\u0940 \u0907\u0924\u0928\u093e \u092e\u0924 \u092e\u093e\u0930\u094b \u0928\u0939\u0940 \u0924\u094b \u092f\u0939 \u0926\u0942\u0927 \u0928\u0939\u0940 \u0926\u0947\u0917\u0940 \u0964<\/p>\n

\u092b\u094c\u091c\u0940 \u092c\u094b\u0932\u093e \u2013 \u0938\u093e\u0932\u093e \u092e\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u0926\u0942\u0927 \u0928\u0939\u0940 \u091a\u093e\u0939\u093f\u0910\u2026 Discipline \u091a\u093e\u0939\u093f\u0910 \u2013 Discipline.!!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Pappu- papa meri teacher kitni mast hai naa?
\nSanta- beta Techar maa samaan hoti hai Badmash… Pappu aapko
\nto hamesha apni hi khushi dikhai deti hai.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\u090f\u0915 \u0906\u0926\u092e\u0940 \u092e\u0939\u093e \u0915\u0902\u091c\u0942\u0938 \u0925\u093e\u0964<\/p>\n

\u0909\u0938\u0928\u0947 \u090f\u0915 \u0936\u0940\u0936\u0940 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0918\u0940 \u092d\u0930 \u0915\u0930 \u0909\u0938\u0915\u093e \u092e\u0941\u0901\u0939 \u092c\u0902\u0926 \u0915\u093f\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0941\u0906 \u0925\u093e\u0964
\n\u091c\u092c \u0935\u0939 \u0914\u0930 \u0909\u0938\u0915\u0947 \u092c\u0947\u091f\u0947 \u0916\u093e\u0928\u093e \u0916\u093e\u0924\u0947 \u0924\u092c \u0936\u0940\u0936\u0940 \u0915\u094b \u0930\u094b\u091f\u0940 \u0938\u0947 \u0930\u0917\u095c \u0915\u0930 \u0916\u093e\u0928\u093e \u0916\u093e \u0932\u0947\u0924\u0947 \u0925\u0947\u0964<\/p>\n

\u090f\u0915 \u092c\u093e\u0930 \u092e\u0939\u093e \u0915\u0902\u091c\u0942\u0938 \u0915\u093f\u0938\u0940 \u0915\u093e\u092e \u0938\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u0939\u0930 \u091a\u0932\u093e \u0917\u092f\u093e\u0964<\/p>\n

\u0932\u094c\u091f\u0928\u0947 \u092a\u0930 \u0909\u0938\u0928\u0947 \u092c\u0947\u091f\u094b\u0902 \u0938\u0947 \u092a\u0942\u091b\u093e: \u0916\u093e\u0928\u093e \u0916\u093e \u0932\u093f\u092f\u093e \u0925\u093e\u0964
\n\u092c\u0947\u091f\u0947 \u092c\u094b\u0932\u0947: \u0939\u093e\u0901\u0964<\/p>\n

\u092e\u0939\u093e \u0915\u0902\u091c\u0942\u0938: \u092a\u0930 \u0936\u0940\u0936\u0940 \u0924\u094b \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0905\u0932\u092e\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u092c\u0902\u0926 \u0915\u0930\u0915\u0947 \u0917\u092f\u093e \u0925\u093e\u0964
\n\u092c\u0947\u091f\u0947 \u092c\u094b\u0932\u0947: \u0939\u092e\u0928\u0947 \u0905\u0932\u092e\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u0939\u0948\u0902\u0921\u0932 \u0938\u0947 \u0930\u094b\u091f\u093f\u092f\u093e\u0901 \u0930\u0917\u0921\u093c \u0915\u0930 \u0916\u093e \u0932\u0940\u0902\u0964<\/p>\n

\u092e\u0939\u093e \u0915\u0902\u091c\u0942\u0938 \u0928\u093e\u0930\u093e\u091c \u0939\u094b \u0915\u0930 \u092c\u094b\u0932\u093e:
\n\u0928\u093e\u0932\u093e\u092f\u0915\u094b\u0902, \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0924\u0941\u092e \u0932\u094b\u0917 \u090f\u0915 \u0926\u093f\u0928 \u092c\u093f\u0928\u093e \u0918\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u0916\u093e\u0928\u093e \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0916\u093e \u0938\u0915\u0924\u0947 \u0925\u0947\u0947\u0964<\/p>\n

\u092c\u0947\u091f\u0947 \u092c\u0947\u0939\u094b\u0936!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Height of Facebook update
\nA newly born boy’s status
\nThanks God! Got delivered successfully.
\nAt-hospital, Delhi<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\n\u0915\u093f\u092f\u093e \u0915\u093f\u0928\u094d\u0924\u0941 \u091c\u093e\u091f \u0928\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u0924 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u092e\u093e\u0928\u0940\u0964 \u0905\u0928\u094d\u0924 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u092a\u0928\u094d\u091a\u093e\u092f\u0924 \u092c\u0941\u0932\u093e\u092f\u0940 \u0917\u092f\u0940\u0964<\/p>\n

\u092a\u0928\u094d\u091a\u094b \u0928\u0947 \u091c\u093e\u091f \u0938\u0947 \u0915\u0939\u093e -\u0924\u0942\u0928\u0947 \u0916\u0942\u091f\u093e \u0917\u0932\u0924 \u091c\u0917\u0939 \u0917\u093e\u0921\u093c \u0930\u0916\u093e \u0939\u0948\u0964
\n\u091c\u093e\u091f- \u092e\u093e\u0928\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0942\u0901 \u092d\u093e\u0908\u0964<\/p>\n

\u092a\u0928\u094d\u091a- \u0916\u0942\u091f\u093e \u092f\u0939\u093e\u0901 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0917\u093e\u0921\u093c\u0928\u093e \u091a\u093e\u0939\u093f\u090f \u0925\u093e\u0964
\n\u091c\u093e\u091f- \u092e\u093e\u0928\u093e \u092d\u093e\u0907\u0964<\/p>\n

\u092a\u0928\u094d\u091a- \u0916\u0941\u091f\u0947 \u0938\u0947 \u091f\u0915\u0930\u093e \u0915\u0930 \u092c\u091a\u094d\u091a\u094b\u0902 \u0915\u094b \u091a\u094b\u091f \u0932\u0917 \u0938\u0915\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948\u0964
\n\u091c\u093e\u091f- \u092e\u093e\u0928\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0942\u0902\u0964<\/p>\n

\u092a\u0928\u094d\u091a- \u092d\u0947\u0938 \u0938\u093e\u0930\u094d\u0935\u091c\u0928\u093f\u0915 \u0938\u094d\u0925\u093e\u0928 \u092a\u0930 \u0917\u094b\u092c\u0930 \u0915\u0930\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948, \u0917\u0928\u094d\u0926\u0917\u093f \u092b\u0948\u0932\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948\u0964
\n\u091c\u093e\u091f- \u092e\u093e\u0928\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0942\u0902\u0964<\/p>\n

\u092a\u0928\u094d\u091a- \u092d\u0947\u0928\u094d\u0938 \u092c\u091a\u094d\u091a\u094b\u0902 \u0915\u094b \u0938\u093f\u0928\u094d\u0917 \u092a\u0941\u0928\u094d\u091b \u092d\u0940 \u092e\u093e\u0930 \u0926\u0947\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948\u0964
\n\u091c\u093e\u091f- \u092e\u093e\u0928\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0942\u0902,
\n\u092e\u0948\u0902\u0928\u0947 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u0938\u092d\u0940 \u092c\u093e\u0924\u0947\u0902 \u092e\u093e\u0928\u0940\u0964 \u0905\u092c \u092a\u0928\u094d\u091a \u0932\u094b\u0917\u094b\u0902 \u092e\u0947\u0930\u0940 \u090f\u0915 \u0939\u0940 \u092c\u093e\u0924 \u092e\u093e\u0928 \u0932\u094b\u0964<\/p>\n

\u092a\u0928\u094d\u091a- \u092c\u0924\u093e\u0913 \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0940 \u092c\u093e\u0924!!!
\n\u091c\u093e\u091f- \u0916\u0942\u091f\u093e \u092f\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0917\u0921\u0947\u0917\u093e \u0964\u0964<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Funny Jokes in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

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baap ne dekha beta jeans ka button sil rha tha
\nBaap- beta humne tumhara shaadi karaya, bhu ghar aayi
\nphir bhi tum apni jeans me khud hi button laga rahe ho??
\nBeta- Papa aap galat soch rahe hai ye jeans mere biwi ki hai
\nBaap behos……very funny wedding jokes in hindi 2017<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\u201c\u091a\u0948\u0928 \u0938\u0947 \u091c\u0940\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f \u091a\u093e\u0930 \u0930\u094b\u091f\u0940 \u0914\u0930 \u0926\u094b \u0915\u092a\u0921\u093c\u0947 \u0915\u093e\u092b\u093c\u0940 \u0939\u0948\u0902 \u201c\u0964
\n\u201c\u092a\u0930 ,\u092c\u0947\u091a\u0948\u0928\u0940 \u0938\u0947 \u091c\u0940\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f \u091a\u093e\u0930 \u092e\u094b\u091f\u0930, \u0926\u094b \u092c\u0902\u0917\u0932\u0947 \u0914\u0930 \u0924\u0940\u0928 \u092a\u094d\u0932\u0949\u091f \u092d\u0940 \u0915\u092e \u0939\u0948\u0902 !!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u2014\u2013<\/p>\n

\u201c\u0906\u0926\u092e\u0940 \u0938\u0941\u0928\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948 \u092e\u0928 \u092d\u0930..
\n\u0938\u0941\u0928\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u0926 \u092a\u094d\u0930\u0935\u091a\u0928 \u0926\u0947\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948 \u091f\u0928 \u092d\u0930..\u201d
\n\u0914\u0930 \u0916\u0941\u0926 \u0917\u094d\u0930\u0939\u0923 \u0928\u0939\u0940 \u0915\u0930\u0924\u093e \u0915\u0923 \u092d\u0930 \u0964\u0964\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Patient-Doctor sahab ye Medicine pure town me nahi mil raha
\nhai
\nDoctor-milagi bhi kese ye medicine ka name nahi ye to meri
\nsignature hai…..Funny stupid sms<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Any man who can drive safely
\nwhile kissing a pretty girl
\nis simply not giving the kiss
\nthe attention it deserves.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Naag nageen se bola: Mera Dil tere pyar me andha hai.. I love
\nyou darling..
\nNageen boli: Mera khayal chhod de, mera boyfriend Anaconda
\nhai…..gf bf jokes in hindi<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Also Check : \u00a0whatsapp \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u0947\u0939\u0924\u0930\u0940\u0928 \u092b\u0928\u0940 \u0938\u094d\u091f\u0947\u091f\u0938 \u0939\u093f\u0928\u094d\u0926\u0940 \u092e\u0947<\/a><\/p>\n

Specially dedicated to boys:
\nA kiss is like a stamp,
\nOnce u stamp a gal,
\nshe wouldn’t go anywhere else<\/p>\n

Guys r like stamp paper,
\njitne bhi lagao kum hai<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Funny Jokes in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jahan dosti wahan pyar
\nJahan pyar wahan ishq
\nJahan ishq wahan mohabbat
\nJahan mohabbat wahan judai
\nJahan judai wahan dard
\nJahan dard wahan MOOV laga lena<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Best Reply Ever By a Girl
\nWhen She Is Asked For a Kiss
\nBy Her Boyfriend
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Karlo :p
\nJust do it :p<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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A VERY FUNNY QUOTE:
\n“Come like a Racer,
\nSit like a Yogi &
\nGo like a King..!!
\nThis slogan was written on a..
\n.
\n.
\nTOILET DOOR..!!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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In bio practical:
\nExaminer:Tell me the name of
\nthis bird by seeing it’s legs only?
\nSardar:I don’t know.
\nExaminer:You failed, what’s your name?
\nSardar:See my legs & tell my name<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Girlfriend ne poocha chahoge kab taak?
\nMene V muskura ke kah diya, Meri biwi ko pata na chale tab
\ntak…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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4 Stages of marriage:<\/p>\n

Mad for each other.
\nMade for each other.
\nMad at each other.
\nMad bcoz of each other.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Teacher: Batao congress ki sthapana kisne ki?
\nPappu: patta nahi sir kisne ki, par visharjan to rahul gandhi
\nhi karenge.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Sunglasses:
\nAllowing You To Stare At
\nPeople Without Getting
\nCaught.
\nIt’s Like Facebook In Real Life.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Funny Jokes in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Aaj ka Gyaan:
\nsmartphone sarir hai aur internet usski aatma.
\nsarir chahe nasht bhi ho jaye, aatma naya sarir dharan kar
\nleti hai.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Also Check : \u00a0Whatsapp Greeting<\/a><\/p>\n

Wife comes home late at night
\nand quietly opens the door to her bedroom.<\/p>\n

From under the blanket
\nshe sees four legs instead of two!<\/p>\n

She reaches for a baseball bat
\nand starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.<\/p>\n

Once she’s done,
\nshe goes to the kitchen to have a drink.<\/p>\n

As she enters,
\nshe sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s<\/p>\n

“hi darling”, he says,
\n“your parents have come to visit us,
\nso I let them stay in our bedroom.
\nHope you have said hello to them.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Aaj ka gyan:
\nAap chahe kitne hi kabil ban jaao lekin sabji wale se dhaniya
\naur mirchi muft nahi laa sake to ghar walon ki nazar me aapse
\njyada nakabil insan koi nahi hai.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Funny Jokes in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

A Poetry Competition asked For A 2-Line
\nRhyme With d Most Romantic 1st Line &
\nthe Least Romantic 2nd Line<\/p>\n

There’s d Winning Rhymes<\/p>\n

My darling, My Love,My Beautiful Wife
\nMarrying U Ruined,My Whole Life<\/p>\n

I c Ur Face When I m Dreaming
\nThat’s Why I Always Wake Up Screaming<\/p>\n

Kind Intelligent, Loving & Hot
\nThis Describes Everything You r Not<\/p>\n

I Love Ur Smile, Ur Face & Ur Eyes
\nDamn, I’m V Good At Telling Lies<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Teacher- ‘jyon-jyon ilaaz kiyaa, marz badhataa hee gayaa’,
\nisamen kavi kaa aashay kyaa hai? Pappu Sir lagataa hai ki kavi
\nkaa ilaaz kisee Sarkari Aspataal men chal rahaa hai.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
\nwaqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
\nmehboob aave ya na aave
\npar taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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College me kuchh Madam aissi hoti ki pata hi nahi chalta ki ye
\n….
\n.
\n.
\n.
\n.
\n.
\ncollege ki faculty hai ya facility!!!!!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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naukrani: malkin aap udaas kion hain?
\nmalkin: mujhey pata chala hay k
\ntumharay sahab ka kisi larki
\nsay chakkar chal raha hay offcie main
\nnaukrani: naheeeeeeen
\n.
\n.
\n.
\n.
\n.
\n.
\nsahab mujhai dhoka nahi dai saktay<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Madam-Pappu tumhara es baar Exam result bahut kharaab aaya
\nhai,
\nkal Papa ko saath lekar aana varnaa…
\nPappu- varanaa kyaa?
\nMadam- varnaa resulat Facebok par upload kar ke usmen paapa ko
\nTag kar doongee. Pappu achchhaa to main bhi Mummy ko bata
\ndoongaa ki meri Madam papa ke friend list men hai.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Funny Jokes in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Boy: BUS aur LARKI
\naik jaisi hoti hain,
\n1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.<\/p>\n

Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
\nek jaisay hotay hain,
\n1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain….<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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1 din Pappu ne aag bujhaane ke lie phoonk maari to uska paad
\nnikal gaya!
\njab doosri baar phoonk maari to, phir se paad nikal gaya!
\npappu gusse mein ghumkar bola, “le tu hi bujha le!”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Also Check : \u00a0One Line Status in Hindi<\/a><\/p>\n

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Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke,
\nGhar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje,
\nZor se barish(rain) shuru hoi,
\nAadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Teacher- prithvee kaa chakkar lagaane waale nae upagrah kaa
\nkyaa naam hai? Pappu- Narendr Modi.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
\nAankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6
\nAur kyo na ho\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6 Khayi Bhi to \u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cHARI Mirchi\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6\u00a2\u00e2
\n\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d-hai<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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‘\/””‘\\\/””‘\\
\n\/ \/! !! !\\ \\
\n\\ \\! !! !\/ \/
\n‘\\_) !! (_\/
\n!….!!…..!
\nPehen lena, ab thand aa gai h Happy Winter.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

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Why is \u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cSINGH\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d added to every sardars name?
\n?
\n?
\n?
\nDo you know?<\/p>\n

Really u don\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u00a2t know?<\/p>\n

Bcoz of it\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u00a2s hidden meaning:-
\nS – Sala
\nI – Insaan
\nN – Nahin
\nG – Gadha
\nH – Hay<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Thand shuru ho gai, apne Sweater, kibal, rajai aadi nikal ne
\nbaad me shrdi ya jukaam ho jane par
\nModi,BJP ya RRS jimedaar nahi honge…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Agar raat ko koi Aapke kamre me Aaye,
\nTumhare Badan ko chume,
\nGaalo ko kiss kare,
\ntoh Romantic maat bano,
\n.
\n.
\n.
\n.
\n“MOSPEL” lagao MACHHAR BHAGAO…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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3 baar lips pe,
\n3 baar gaal pe,
\n3 baar mathe pe,
\n1 baar body pe<\/p>\n

Kissss…Kiss wiss nai Cold cream zaroor lagana Sardi aa gai
\nhai na. HAPPY WINTER.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Exams ka saya hai,
\nexam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
\nduniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
\npar inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Apne sar pe haath rakho use fero.
\nFir se phero\u2026
\nAur 1 bar.
\ndubara..
\nlast time firse
\nab to yakin ho gaya na
\nki
\nGADHE ke seeng nahi hote<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Funny Jokes in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u0921\u0949\u0915\u094d\u091f\u0930 \u2013 \u0906\u092a\u0915\u094b \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u092c\u093f\u092e\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u0939\u0948 ?<\/p>\n

\u092e\u0930\u0940\u095b \u2013 \u092a\u0939\u0932\u0947 \u0906\u092a \u0935\u093e\u0926\u093e \u0915\u0930\u094b \u0915\u0940 \u0939\u0902\u0938\u094b\u0917\u0947 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0964<\/p>\n

\u0921\u0949\u0915\u094d\u091f\u0930 \u2013 OK\u2026Promise\u2026<\/p>\n

\u092e\u0930\u0940\u095b \u0928\u0947 \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0940 \u091f\u093e\u0902\u0917\u0947 \u0926\u093f\u0916\u093e\u0908 \u091c\u094b \u092e\u093e\u091a\u093f\u0938 \u0915\u0940 \u0924\u0940\u0932\u0940 \u091c\u093f\u0924\u0928\u0940 \u092a\u0924\u0932\u0940 \u0925\u0940 \u0964<\/p>\n

\u0921\u0949\u0915\u094d\u091f\u0930 \u0915\u094b \u092f\u0939 \u0926\u0947\u0916 \u0915\u0947 \u0939\u0902\u0938\u0940 \u0906 \u0917\u092f\u0940 \u0964<\/p>\n

\u092e\u0930\u0940\u095b \u2013 \u0906\u092a\u0928\u0947 \u0928\u093e \u0939\u0902\u0938\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u093e \u0935\u093e\u0926\u093e \u0915\u093f\u092f\u093e \u0925\u093e \u0964<\/p>\n

\u0921\u0949\u0915\u094d\u091f\u0930 \u2013 \u0905\u091a\u094d\u091b\u093e Sorry\u2026
\n\u0905\u092c \u0924\u0915\u0932\u0940\u092b \u092c\u0924\u093e\u0913 \u0964<\/p>\n

\u092e\u0930\u0940\u095b \u2013 \u0921\u0949\u0915\u094d\u091f\u0930 \u0938\u093e\u0939\u092c, \u092f\u0939 \u0938\u0942\u091c \u0917\u092f\u0940 \u0939\u0948 \u0964<\/p>\n

\u0921\u0949\u0915\u094d\u091f\u0930 \u2013 \u0939\u093e\u0939\u093e\u0939\u093e\u0939\u093e\u2026 \u092d\u093e\u0917 \u0938\u093e\u0932\u0947\u2026
\n\u0924\u0942 \u0906\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0940 \u0939\u0902\u0938\u093e\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f \u0939\u0948\u2026<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Funny Jokes in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

Also Check : \u00a0Best Whatsapp Status in Hindi <\/a><\/p>\n

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\nFir Ghutne Tekne Lage, Fir Log Dur
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\nGhor Kalyug Aa Gaya Hai Prabhu..
\nAaj Mandir Me 1 Ladki Aayi Aur
\nHaath Hila Ke Boli..
\nHi Hanu, Whats Up..?
\nAise Muh Kyu Fula Rakha Hai..
\nJust COOl MAN…..!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\n\u201c\u0915\u0941\u091b \u0910\u0938\u0940 \u091a\u0940\u095b \u0932\u093e\u0928\u093e \u091c\u093f\u0938 \u0938\u0947 \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0938\u0941\u0928\u094d\u0926\u0930 \u0926\u093f\u0916\u0942\u0902\u201d<\/p>\n

\u092a\u0924\u093f \u0916\u0941\u0926 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f Whisky \u0915\u0940 \u0926\u094b \u092c\u094b\u0924\u0932 \u0932\u0947 \u0906\u092f\u093e\u0964<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Super Jokes from bollywood- Things to Learn From SRK Movies:
\nKuch Kuch hota hai: DOST SE PYAAR
\nMohabattein: PRINCIPAL KI BETI SE PYAAR..
\nKal ho na ho: PADOSI KI BETI SE PYAAR
\nKabhi khushi Kabhi gum: NAUKAR KI BETI SE PYAAR
\nKabhi Alvida na Kehna: ..DUSARO KI BIWI SE PYAAR
\nBaazigar: DUSHMAN KI BETI SE PYAAR
\nPardes: ..DOST KI MANGETAR SE PYAAR
\nDil se: TERRORIST SE PYAAR
\nMai Hoon na: TEACHER SE PYAAR
\nVeer Zaara : Hindu hoke Muslim ladki se pyar, woh bhi
\nPakistani
\nChennai Express : DON KI BETI SE PYAAR..
\nNote – SRK teaches us how to manage very risky love
\naffairs..!!!
\n.
\narre haa, risky se yaad aaya,
\nThe most risky love is…
\nRab ne bana di jodi: KHUD KI biwi se pyaar ..<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\u0907\u0902\u0938\u093e\u0928 \u0938\u092c \u0938\u0947 \u095b\u094d\u092f\u093e\u0926\u093e \u092e\u093e\u095e\u0940 \u0915\u093f\u0938 \u0915\u0947 \u0938\u093e\u092e\u0928\u0947 \u092e\u093e\u0902\u0917\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948?
\n\u0938\u094b\u091a\u094b\u2026<\/p>\n

\u0938\u094b\u091a\u094b \u0938\u094b\u091a\u094b\u2026 !<\/p>\n

\u0906\u092a \u0938\u094b\u091a \u0930\u0939\u0947 \u0939\u094b \u0935\u093e\u0907\u092b??
\n\u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902,<\/p>\n

\u092d\u093f\u0915\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u0938\u093e\u092e\u0928\u0947 \u2013 \u201c\u092e\u093e\u095e \u0915\u0930\u094b \u092c\u093e\u092c\u093e\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Share4
\nMobile Smartphone aane se ek achchha kaam to hua.
\njab insaan Free hota hai to Mobile chala leta hai.
\npahale to naak mein oongali daal-daal kar, naak ki aisi-taisi
\nkar deta hai.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\u091f\u094d\u0930\u0948\u0928 \u092e\u0947\u0902 TT: \u092e\u0948\u0921\u092e \u092c\u091a\u094d\u091a\u094b \u0915\u0940 \u0909\u092e\u094d\u0930 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0948?<\/p>\n

\u092e\u0948\u0921\u092e:
\n2 \u0938\u093e\u0932,
\n2.5 \u0938\u093e\u0932,
\n\u0914\u0930 3 \u0938\u093e\u0932 ,<\/p>\n

TT:
\n\u092e\u0948\u0921\u092e \u0909\u092e\u094d\u0930 \u091a\u093e\u0939\u0947 \u0915\u093e\u092e \u092c\u0924\u093e\u0913
\n\u092a\u0930 \u0909\u092e\u094d\u0930 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0905\u0902\u0924\u0930 \u0924\u094b \u0920\u0940\u0915 \u0938\u0947 \u092c\u094b\u0932\u094b..
\n\u092c\u091a\u094d\u091a\u0947 \u0939\u0948\u0902 \u092f\u093e \u092a\u093f\u0932\u094d\u0932\u0948..!!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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rishtedaaron ki sabase badi galatphahami kaaphi dinon se inake
\nghar nahin gaye hain aaj chalate hain, “varana vo bura maan
\njaayenge”.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\u092a\u094d\u0932\u092e\u094d\u092c\u0930:
\n\u0938\u0930, \u0928\u0932 \u0920\u0940\u0915 \u0939\u094b \u0917\u092f\u093e
\n\u0932\u0947\u092c\u0930 \u091a\u093e\u0930\u094d\u091c 800 \u0930\u0941\u092a\u0948\u092f\u0947..<\/p>\n

\u0907\u0902\u091c\u0940\u0928\u093f\u092f\u0930: \u0905\u0930\u0947, 1 \u0918\u0902\u091f\u0947 \u0915\u0940 \u0907\u0924\u0928\u0940 \u092b\u0940\u0938 \u0924\u094b \u092e\u0947\u0930\u0940 \u092d\u0940 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0939\u0948!<\/p>\n

\u092a\u094d\u0932\u092e\u094d\u092c\u0930: \u0938\u0930, \u091c\u092c \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0907\u0902\u091c\u0940\u0928\u093f\u092f\u0930 \u0925\u093e \u0924\u094b \u092e\u0947\u0930\u0940 \u092d\u0940 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0925\u0940!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Funny Jokes in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

2018 new year messages<\/p>\n

31 December ka nasha agar utar gaya ho to
\ntwo-minute ka maun un Bakaron aur Murgon ke lie bhi rakh len,
\njo bechaare aapaki khaatir 2018 ka sooraj nahin dekh pae.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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1st ever intelligent sardar.<\/p>\n

Teacher: what do u call a person
\nwho cannot hear anything?<\/p>\n

sardar: u can call him anything,
\nbecause he cannot hear anything:-)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Girl: We have been together for 5 years. Aage Ka Kya Plan Hai?
\nBoy: Bas Ab Koi Achhi Si Ladki Dekh Kar Shaadi Kar Lunga!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
\nBoy2.Oh! I know her
\nBoy1:How?
\nBoy2:v were caught sleeping together
\nBoy1:What the hell?
\nBoy2.during lecture in maths class<\/p>\n

Think +ve:)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Also Check : \u00a0Whatsapp Status in Hindi Funny<\/a><\/p>\n

Funny Jokes in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

Mom: Beti Shaadi Ke Liye Haan Kar Do, Ladka Shareef Lagta
\nHaii…
\nPassport Pe Thailand Ka Eek Bhi Thappa Nahi Hai!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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An Airline Introduced
\nA Special Package For Business Men.
\nBuy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife’s Ticket Free<\/p>\n

After Great Success,
\nThe Company Sent Letters To All The Wives
\nAsking How Was The Trip.
\nAll Of Them Gave A Same Reply…<\/p>\n

“Which Trip ?”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Asking your Ex-Girlfriend to be friends after break up is
\nlike…
\nKidnappers asking to ‘Keep in touch’ after letting you go!
\nmast gf bf jokes<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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I just feel u….<\/p>\n

Whenever I feel u….
\nI just miss u …..
\nWhenever i miss u ….
\nI just wanna See u ….
\nDo u know why…….<\/p>\n

It’s juts because …………<\/p>\n

******I LOVE CARTOONS*******<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Pappu: The all new iPhone 7 is Water-Proof
\nhas High definition sound and a best ever camera
\nbut it doesn’t have that 1 Quality that I Really Really Love.
\nHappu: wat is that yaar?
\nPappu: Affordability!$$$$$<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Lady On Fone
\nHi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To u.
\nU Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids.<\/p>\n

Man Stunnd,Omg!
\nR U Riya
\nNo<\/p>\n

Anu?
\nNo<\/p>\n

Pari?
\nNo<\/p>\n

Jasi?
\nNo<\/p>\n

Lady in confusion<\/p>\n

No Sir I am The Class Teacher
\nOf Ur Son.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Funny Jokes in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

When you ask your Mom about something and she says, ‘Wahan
\nRakha Hai’.
\nThis ‘Wahan’ could be either on the table or in the
\nUganda ka jungle!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
\nAb na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,<\/p>\n

Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
\nKHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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When charging my phone of my laptop battery, it’s like I am
\ngiving it a blood transfusion!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Funny Jokes in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
\nand puts his finger
\non the last of menu: Bring this.<\/p>\n

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
\nbecause he is the owner of restaurant.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Santa: With your current account balance, which Apple product
\ncan you buy?
\nBanta: Apple Juice!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Also Check : \u00a0Whatsapp status in Hindi attitude<\/a><\/p>\n

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Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
\n“can kids of our age have kids?”<\/p>\n

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”<\/p>\n

Boy said to girl :
\n“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Until now rich ppl used to laugh on poor ppl…Now after this
\ndecision on Rs 500 and Rs 1000 & Black Money poor ppl laughing
\non Rich ppl.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?<\/p>\n

Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.<\/p>\n

Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Jab se royal Enfield vaalon ne Self Start ki suvidha dee hai
\ntab se
\n.
\n.
\n.
\nek thappan mein gir jaane vaale lanake bhi bulet lekar ghoom
\nrahe hain<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Teri yaad mein humne qalam uthaya liya
\npaper aur tasveer aapki banayi
\nsocha tha k usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
\nmagar
\nwoh to bacho ko daraane ke kaam aayi…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Funny Jokes in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jaanu Tere pappa se keh de kabhi hamaara
\nilaaqa ghumakar dekhe, sirph naam hi
\nkaafi hai unake jamai ka….<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan\/viraan jagah chaltey hain!<\/p>\n

Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?<\/p>\n

Boy:bilkul nahi!<\/p>\n

Girl:to phir rehne do…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Interviewer: Why did you leave your previous job?
\nCandidate: Because once they fire you, they won’t let you
\nstay!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Apne pyar ko mat chupao,
\nise zarurat h jatane ki,<\/p>\n

Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao,
\nise zarurat h dikhane ki…<\/p>\n

Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao,
\ntumhain zarurat h nahane ki<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Also Check : \u00a0Whatsapp status in Hindi<\/a><\/p>\n

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