{"id":7199,"date":"2017-06-20T10:15:59","date_gmt":"2017-06-20T04:45:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hindpatrika.com\/?p=7199"},"modified":"2018-01-07T21:18:30","modified_gmt":"2018-01-07T15:48:30","slug":"funny-jokes-in-hindi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hindpatrika.com\/funny-jokes-in-hindi\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Jokes in Hindi | \u091a\u0941\u091f\u0915\u0932\u094b\u0902 \u0915\u0940 \u092c\u094c\u091b\u093e\u0930"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Job Or Study..? <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Women wont play football not coz they aren’t gud at it.. <\/p>\n Funny Jokes in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n Finally I told my parents that I want a blackberry or an apple <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Jaante ho tajmahal banwane se pehle wahan kya tha? <\/p>\n <\/p>\n 3 young Ladies proposed a Also Check : \u00a010 \u092c\u0947\u0939\u0924\u0930\u0940\u0928 Motivational Quotes \u0906\u092a\u0915\u0947 Motivation \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f !<\/a><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Professor ne class me Q poocha? Funny Jokes in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n A boy with a sweet girl entered a jewellery <\/a>shop <\/p>\n Funny Jokes in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n Golu ne Molu se – Shadishuda Ladki aur Shadishuda Ladke me <\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u0936\u0930\u093e\u092c\u093f\u092f\u094b\u0902 \u0915\u0940 \u0926\u093e\u0935\u0924!<\/p>\n \u090f\u0915 \u0936\u0930\u093e\u092c\u0940 \u0928\u0947 \u0926\u094b\u0938\u094d\u0924\u094b\u0902 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f \u0926\u093e\u0930\u0941 \u0915\u0940 \u0926\u093e\u0935\u0924 \u0915\u093e \u092a\u094d\u0930\u094b\u0917\u094d\u0930\u093e\u092e \u092c\u0928\u093e\u092f\u093e, \u092a\u0940\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u0926 \u0924\u094b \u0938\u092d\u0940 \u0936\u0930\u093e\u092c\u0940 \u0926\u093e\u0928\u0935\u0940\u0930 \u0915\u0930\u0928 \u092c\u0928 \u091c\u093e\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u0948 \u0930\u093e\u0924 \u0915\u094b \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0947 \u0926\u094b\u0938\u094d\u0924\u094b\u0902 \u0915\u0947 \u0938\u093e\u0925 \u0916\u0942\u092c \u092f\u0939 \u0926\u0947\u0916 \u0909\u0938\u0928\u0947 \u092c\u0940\u0935\u0940 \u0938\u0947 \u092a\u0942\u091b\u093e, \u092c\u0940\u0935\u0940 \u092c\u094b\u0932\u0940, \u201c\u092c\u0915\u0930\u0947 \u0915\u094b \u092e\u093e\u0930\u094b \u0917\u094b\u0932\u0940, <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Pappu\u2019s Attitude In Exams. 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Funny Jokes in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n baap ne dekha beta jeans ka button sil rha tha <\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u201c\u091a\u0948\u0928 \u0938\u0947 \u091c\u0940\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f \u091a\u093e\u0930 \u0930\u094b\u091f\u0940 \u0914\u0930 \u0926\u094b \u0915\u092a\u0921\u093c\u0947 \u0915\u093e\u092b\u093c\u0940 \u0939\u0948\u0902 \u201c\u0964 \u2014\u2013<\/p>\n \u201c\u0906\u0926\u092e\u0940 \u0938\u0941\u0928\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948 \u092e\u0928 \u092d\u0930.. <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Patient-Doctor sahab ye Medicine pure town me nahi mil raha <\/p>\n Any man who can drive safely <\/p>\n Naag nageen se bola: Mera Dil tere pyar me andha hai.. I love Also Check : \u00a0whatsapp \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u0947\u0939\u0924\u0930\u0940\u0928 \u092b\u0928\u0940 \u0938\u094d\u091f\u0947\u091f\u0938 \u0939\u093f\u0928\u094d\u0926\u0940 \u092e\u0947<\/a><\/p>\n Specially dedicated to boys: Guys r like stamp paper, <\/p>\n Funny Jokes in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n Jahan dosti wahan pyar <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Best Reply Ever By a Girl .<\/p>\n .<\/p>\n .<\/p>\n .<\/p>\n .<\/p>\n .<\/p>\n .<\/p>\n .<\/p>\n .<\/p>\n .<\/p>\n .<\/p>\n .<\/p>\n .<\/p>\n .<\/p>\n .<\/p>\n .<\/p>\n .<\/p>\n .<\/p>\n .<\/p>\n .<\/p>\n .<\/p>\n Karlo :p <\/p>\n <\/p>\n A VERY FUNNY QUOTE: <\/p>\n In bio practical: <\/p>\n Girlfriend ne poocha chahoge kab taak? <\/p>\n <\/p>\n 4 Stages of marriage:<\/p>\n Mad for each other. <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Teacher: Batao congress ki sthapana kisne ki? <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Sunglasses: Funny Jokes in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Aaj ka Gyaan: <\/p>\n Also Check : \u00a0Whatsapp Greeting<\/a><\/p>\n Wife comes home late at night From under the blanket She reaches for a baseball bat Once she’s done, As she enters, “hi darling”, he says, <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Aaj ka gyan: Funny Jokes in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n A Poetry Competition asked For A 2-Line There’s d Winning Rhymes<\/p>\n My darling, My Love,My Beautiful Wife I c Ur Face When I m Dreaming Kind Intelligent, Loving & Hot I Love Ur Smile, Ur Face & Ur Eyes <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Teacher- ‘jyon-jyon ilaaz kiyaa, marz badhataa hee gayaa’, <\/p>\n <\/p>\n ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae, <\/p>\n College me kuchh Madam aissi hoti ki pata hi nahi chalta ki ye <\/p>\n <\/p>\n naukrani: malkin aap udaas kion hain? <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Madam-Pappu tumhara es baar Exam result bahut kharaab aaya Funny Jokes in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Boy: BUS aur LARKI Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY <\/p>\n <\/p>\n 1 din Pappu ne aag bujhaane ke lie phoonk maari to uska paad Also Check : \u00a0One Line Status in Hindi<\/a><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Teacher- prithvee kaa chakkar lagaane waale nae upagrah kaa <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, <\/p>\n ‘\/””‘\\\/””‘\\ <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Why is \u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cSINGH\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d added to every sardars name? Really u don\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u00a2t know?<\/p>\n Bcoz of it\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u00a2s hidden meaning:- <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Thand shuru ho gai, apne Sweater, kibal, rajai aadi nikal ne <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Agar raat ko koi Aapke kamre me Aaye, <\/p>\n <\/p>\n 3 baar lips pe, Kissss…Kiss wiss nai Cold cream zaroor lagana Sardi aa gai <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Exams ka saya hai, <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Apne sar pe haath rakho use fero. <\/p>\n Funny Jokes in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n \u0921\u0949\u0915\u094d\u091f\u0930 \u2013 \u0906\u092a\u0915\u094b \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u092c\u093f\u092e\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u0939\u0948 ?<\/p>\n \u092e\u0930\u0940\u095b \u2013 \u092a\u0939\u0932\u0947 \u0906\u092a \u0935\u093e\u0926\u093e \u0915\u0930\u094b \u0915\u0940 \u0939\u0902\u0938\u094b\u0917\u0947 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0964<\/p>\n \u0921\u0949\u0915\u094d\u091f\u0930 \u2013 OK\u2026Promise\u2026<\/p>\n \u092e\u0930\u0940\u095b \u0928\u0947 \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0940 \u091f\u093e\u0902\u0917\u0947 \u0926\u093f\u0916\u093e\u0908 \u091c\u094b \u092e\u093e\u091a\u093f\u0938 \u0915\u0940 \u0924\u0940\u0932\u0940 \u091c\u093f\u0924\u0928\u0940 \u092a\u0924\u0932\u0940 \u0925\u0940 \u0964<\/p>\n \u0921\u0949\u0915\u094d\u091f\u0930 \u0915\u094b \u092f\u0939 \u0926\u0947\u0916 \u0915\u0947 \u0939\u0902\u0938\u0940 \u0906 \u0917\u092f\u0940 \u0964<\/p>\n \u092e\u0930\u0940\u095b \u2013 \u0906\u092a\u0928\u0947 \u0928\u093e \u0939\u0902\u0938\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u093e \u0935\u093e\u0926\u093e \u0915\u093f\u092f\u093e \u0925\u093e \u0964<\/p>\n \u0921\u0949\u0915\u094d\u091f\u0930 \u2013 \u0905\u091a\u094d\u091b\u093e Sorry\u2026 \u092e\u0930\u0940\u095b \u2013 \u0921\u0949\u0915\u094d\u091f\u0930 \u0938\u093e\u0939\u092c, \u092f\u0939 \u0938\u0942\u091c \u0917\u092f\u0940 \u0939\u0948 \u0964<\/p>\n \u0921\u0949\u0915\u094d\u091f\u0930 \u2013 \u0939\u093e\u0939\u093e\u0939\u093e\u0939\u093e\u2026 \u092d\u093e\u0917 \u0938\u093e\u0932\u0947\u2026 Funny Jokes in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n Also Check : \u00a0Best Whatsapp Status in Hindi <\/a><\/p>\n Super Jokes || Hanumanji: Bhole Nath Ab Mai Dharti <\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u092a\u0924\u093f \u0915\u094b \u092c\u093e\u091c\u093e\u0930 \u091c\u093e\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u0941\u090f \u0926\u0947\u0916 \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0928\u0947 \u092a\u0948\u0938\u0947 \u0926\u0947\u0915\u0930 \u0915\u0939\u093e \u092a\u0924\u093f \u0916\u0941\u0926 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f Whisky \u0915\u0940 \u0926\u094b \u092c\u094b\u0924\u0932 \u0932\u0947 \u0906\u092f\u093e\u0964<\/p><\/blockquote>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Super Jokes from bollywood- Things to Learn From SRK Movies: <\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u0907\u0902\u0938\u093e\u0928 \u0938\u092c \u0938\u0947 \u095b\u094d\u092f\u093e\u0926\u093e \u092e\u093e\u095e\u0940 \u0915\u093f\u0938 \u0915\u0947 \u0938\u093e\u092e\u0928\u0947 \u092e\u093e\u0902\u0917\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948? \u0938\u094b\u091a\u094b \u0938\u094b\u091a\u094b\u2026 !<\/p>\n \u0906\u092a \u0938\u094b\u091a \u0930\u0939\u0947 \u0939\u094b \u0935\u093e\u0907\u092b?? \u092d\u093f\u0915\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u0938\u093e\u092e\u0928\u0947 \u2013 \u201c\u092e\u093e\u095e \u0915\u0930\u094b \u092c\u093e\u092c\u093e\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n <\/p>\n Share4 <\/p>\n \u091f\u094d\u0930\u0948\u0928 \u092e\u0947\u0902 TT: \u092e\u0948\u0921\u092e \u092c\u091a\u094d\u091a\u094b \u0915\u0940 \u0909\u092e\u094d\u0930 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0948?<\/p>\n \u092e\u0948\u0921\u092e: TT: <\/p>\n <\/p>\n rishtedaaron ki sabase badi galatphahami kaaphi dinon se inake <\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u092a\u094d\u0932\u092e\u094d\u092c\u0930: \u0907\u0902\u091c\u0940\u0928\u093f\u092f\u0930: \u0905\u0930\u0947, 1 \u0918\u0902\u091f\u0947 \u0915\u0940 \u0907\u0924\u0928\u0940 \u092b\u0940\u0938 \u0924\u094b \u092e\u0947\u0930\u0940 \u092d\u0940 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0939\u0948!<\/p>\n \u092a\u094d\u0932\u092e\u094d\u092c\u0930: \u0938\u0930, \u091c\u092c \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0907\u0902\u091c\u0940\u0928\u093f\u092f\u0930 \u0925\u093e \u0924\u094b \u092e\u0947\u0930\u0940 \u092d\u0940 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0925\u0940!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n Funny Jokes in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n 2018 new year messages<\/p>\n 31 December ka nasha agar utar gaya ho to <\/p>\n <\/p>\n 1st ever intelligent sardar.<\/p>\n Teacher: what do u call a person sardar: u can call him anything, <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Girl: We have been together for 5 years. Aage Ka Kya Plan Hai? <\/p>\n Boy1:Meet my wife Tina Think +ve:)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n Also Check : \u00a0Whatsapp Status in Hindi Funny<\/a><\/p>\n Funny Jokes in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n Mom: Beti Shaadi Ke Liye Haan Kar Do, Ladka Shareef Lagta <\/p>\n <\/p>\n An Airline Introduced After Great Success, “Which Trip ?”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n <\/p>\n Asking your Ex-Girlfriend to be friends after break up is <\/p>\n I just feel u….<\/p>\n Whenever I feel u…. It’s juts because …………<\/p>\n ******I LOVE CARTOONS*******<\/p><\/blockquote>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Pappu: The all new iPhone 7 is Water-Proof <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Lady On Fone Man Stunnd,Omg! Anu? Pari? Jasi? Lady in confusion<\/p>\n No Sir I am The Class Teacher Funny Jokes in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n When you ask your Mom about something and she says, ‘Wahan <\/p>\n Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad, Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad, <\/p>\n When charging my phone of my laptop battery, it’s like I am Funny Jokes in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Santa: With your current account balance, which Apple product
\nPapa kahte hai Yaha betho tum se kuch jaruri baat karni hai<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nphone book mein ladkiyo ke naam yoon save the..
\nPadosan ki bachi,
\nNew bachi,
\nPuraani bachi,
\nSaamne vaali bachi,
\nUpar vaali bachi,
\nCollege vaali bachi,
\nInsurance vaali bachi,
\nHospital vaali bachi,
\nBiwi ko excitement hui ke mera number kaunse naam se save kiya
\nhoga?
\nBiwi ne number dial kiya toh likha tha..
\n\u201cPaagal ki bachi\u201d
\nPati ICU mein bharti hai,
\nFir patni ne pati ka naam aise Save kiya
\nICU Milne ka samay subah 9 se 10..!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nCar, Mobile, T.V. aur biwi
\nkyoki aksar eske latest model dusro ke pass hote hai<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nI dont Drink Or Smoke \u2026
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\nGirl : How Sweet Of You \u2026 AreYou Madly
\nIn Love With Me? ..
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\nBoy : SHUT UP!, YOU MADE MY
\nPOCKETS EMPTY<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nlikh ke laave kahe the ki “Gaay par Rajneeti par”…
\npure kapi me khali Neta sab ke statement akhbaar se copy kar
\nkele aya hai
\nTeacher ne gusse me ladke ko 1 kahone maara…..
\nLadka-baap re baap khali Mrkhand master saab ke
\nbhaali ho gaya hai school me esa joor ka kahuni maara hai ki –
\n“chopaya ho gaye”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nWho is Tippu Sultan ?
\nSon : Don\u2019t know
\nMother : Sometime give attention to study also
\nSon to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ?
\nMother : Don\u2019t know
\nSon: Sometimes give attention to Dad also ?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\n.
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\nAlmari khali ho jati hai….yaar……<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nkid : nahi jaunga \u2026
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\nMom: kyun ??
\nkid: Job kar lunga\u2026!!
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\nMom:\u201d Nalayak beshram.. Class 2 mein padh k
\nkya job karega..??
\n.
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\nkid: \u201cClass 1 ki ladkiyo ko tution
\npadhaunga\u2026!!\u201d
\n.
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\nConfidence to dekhie aap bacche ka\u2026 !!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nyou would be my picture!
\nIf I was a poet,
\nyou would be my inspiration!
\nIf I was an author you would be my story!
\nBut I’m only a cartoonist!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nHello Sir, I want to meet & talk to you..
\nMan: do u know me..
\nLady: Yes you are the father of one of my kids.
\nMan stunned,
\nOh my God!
\nAre u Tanya????
\nNo
\nAre U Katrina ???
\nNo
\nAre u Nisha?
\nNo
\nNeha?
\nNo
\nMonika?
\nNo
\nAnushka?
\nNo
\nMitali?
\nNo
\nVaishali?
\nNo
\nLady in confusion\u2026
\nNo sir i\u2019m the class teacher of your son!!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nLOVE: lots of thoughts in mind but no guts to express
\nEXAMS: lots of guts to express but no thoughts in mind<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nSo
\nPlz Sub Pyar Karne Walon Se Request Hai,
\nK,
\n\u201cDOOB\u201d k Mar Jayen\u2026
\n* Thank You *\u2019<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\ndon’t understand English.
\nFather: How do you know?
\nSon: I said to her ‘Give Me Sweet Kiss’
\nand she slapped me.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nWhat Are Ur Hobbies?
\nWhats Ur Age..?
\nReply Na Please..
\nMe: Tera E-mail Address De Resume Sends Karta Hu..!! ?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nBut coz its against their ego to b dressed up exactly like 10
\nother women in
\nfront of 10,000 people<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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\n..
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\nthey replied\u2026
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\nGhar mein \u201cSINGHADE\u201d pade hai,
\npehle wo to khatam kar.
\nIts so difficult to explain the older generation ?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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\nBILKUL AISI HI KHAALI JAGAH THI.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nMAN..
\n..
\nHe had to choose one of them..
\n..
\nHe tested by giving them
\nRs.5000 each 2 spend\u2026
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\n1st bought make up stuff &
\nnew
\ndresses & said she wanted to
\nlook
\ngood for him..
\n..
\n2nd got him few expensive
\nshirts
\n& ties and perfumes&
\nsaid she wanted him to look
\ngood..
\n..
\n3rd one invested the money,
\nGot profit &returned him
\noriginal
\namount, saying that she
\nsaved the rest for their future..
\n.
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\nFinally MAN decided to marry
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\nShe had best figure than two other girls \u2026.
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\n\u2026Moral:\u201d Men Will Be Men<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nDate aur tarikh me kaya antar hai
\nSari class chup
\nProfessor ne class bunk karne wale Titu ko bola-tu bta?
\nTitu-Sir Date girls ke sath jate hai
\nTarikh pr advocate ke sath jate hai<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\n&
\nChoose a ring worth 8 lacs for her.
\nGave a cheque & said she will collect ring on Monday after the
\ncheque is cleared.
\n.
\nOn Monday.
\nJeweller called boy:
\nThere\u2019s no money in your account.
\nBoy:
\nI know,
\nBut, you can\u2019t imagine what a weekend I enjoyed<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nkaya antar hai?
\nMolu- Mangalsutra latka ho to ladki Shadishuda….
\nAur muh lakta ho to ladka Shadishuda….funny wedding jokes in
\nhindi 2017<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\n\u0926\u093e\u0930\u0942 \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u0926 \u0926\u094b\u0938\u094d\u0924\u094b\u0902 \u0928\u0947 \u092e\u091f\u0928 \u0916\u093e\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0940 \u0907\u091a\u094d\u091b\u093e \u0915\u0940 \u0964<\/p>\n
\n\u0924\u094b \u0936\u0930\u093e\u092c\u0940 \u0928\u0947 \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0947 \u0939\u0940 \u0918\u0930 \u0938\u0947 \u0930\u093e\u0924 \u0915\u094b \u092c\u0915\u0930\u093e \u091a\u094b\u0930\u0940 \u0915\u093f\u092f\u093e\u0964<\/p>\n
\n\u0926\u093e\u0935\u0924 \u0915\u093e \u092e\u091c\u093e \u0932\u093f\u092f\u093e \u0914\u0930 \u0938\u0941\u092c\u0939 \u091c\u092c \u0918\u0930 \u092a\u0939\u0941\u0902\u091a\u093e
\n\u0924\u094b \u092c\u0915\u0930\u093e \u0918\u0930 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0939\u0940 \u0925\u093e\u0964<\/p>\n
\n\u201c\u092f\u0947 \u092c\u0915\u0930\u093e \u0915\u0939\u093e\u0901 \u0938\u0947 \u0906\u092f\u093e?\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u092f\u0947 \u092c\u0924\u093e\u0913 \u0930\u093e\u0924 \u0915\u094b \u0924\u0941\u092e \u091a\u094b\u0930\u094b\u0902 \u0915\u0940 \u0924\u0930\u0939
\n\u0915\u0941\u0924\u094d\u0924\u0947 \u0915\u094b \u0915\u0939\u093e\u0901 \u0932\u0947 \u0917\u090f \u0925\u0947?\u201d ? ?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\ndon\u2019t know.
\nSo\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026
\nI give them answers which they don\u2019t know.
\nWhy???
\n\u201cTit For Tat\u201c…exam jokes in hindi<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\n\u092b\u094c\u091c\u0940 \u091c\u092c \u092d\u0940 \u092d\u0948\u0938 \u0915\u094b \u0916\u094b\u0932\u0924\u093e \u0924\u094b \u0939\u0930 \u092c\u093e\u0930 \u092b\u094c\u091c\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u0939\u093e\u0925 \u0938\u0947 \u091b\u0942\u091f\u0915\u0930 \u092d\u093e\u0917 \u091c\u093e\u0924\u0940 \u0964
\n\u090f\u0915 \u0926\u093f\u0928 \u092b\u094b\u091c\u0940 \u0928\u0947 \u092d\u0948\u0938 \u0915\u094b \u092c\u0939\u0941\u0924 \u092e\u093e\u0930\u093e \u0964<\/p>\n
\nSanta- beta Techar maa samaan hoti hai Badmash… Pappu aapko
\nto hamesha apni hi khushi dikhai deti hai.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\n\u091c\u092c \u0935\u0939 \u0914\u0930 \u0909\u0938\u0915\u0947 \u092c\u0947\u091f\u0947 \u0916\u093e\u0928\u093e \u0916\u093e\u0924\u0947 \u0924\u092c \u0936\u0940\u0936\u0940 \u0915\u094b \u0930\u094b\u091f\u0940 \u0938\u0947 \u0930\u0917\u095c \u0915\u0930 \u0916\u093e\u0928\u093e \u0916\u093e \u0932\u0947\u0924\u0947 \u0925\u0947\u0964<\/p>\n
\n\u092c\u0947\u091f\u0947 \u092c\u094b\u0932\u0947: \u0939\u093e\u0901\u0964<\/p>\n
\n\u092c\u0947\u091f\u0947 \u092c\u094b\u0932\u0947: \u0939\u092e\u0928\u0947 \u0905\u0932\u092e\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u0939\u0948\u0902\u0921\u0932 \u0938\u0947 \u0930\u094b\u091f\u093f\u092f\u093e\u0901 \u0930\u0917\u0921\u093c \u0915\u0930 \u0916\u093e \u0932\u0940\u0902\u0964<\/p>\n
\n\u0928\u093e\u0932\u093e\u092f\u0915\u094b\u0902, \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0924\u0941\u092e \u0932\u094b\u0917 \u090f\u0915 \u0926\u093f\u0928 \u092c\u093f\u0928\u093e \u0918\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u0916\u093e\u0928\u093e \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0916\u093e \u0938\u0915\u0924\u0947 \u0925\u0947\u0947\u0964<\/p>\n
\nA newly born boy’s status
\nThanks God! Got delivered successfully.
\nAt-hospital, Delhi<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\n\u0915\u093f\u092f\u093e \u0915\u093f\u0928\u094d\u0924\u0941 \u091c\u093e\u091f \u0928\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u0924 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u092e\u093e\u0928\u0940\u0964 \u0905\u0928\u094d\u0924 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u092a\u0928\u094d\u091a\u093e\u092f\u0924 \u092c\u0941\u0932\u093e\u092f\u0940 \u0917\u092f\u0940\u0964<\/p>\n
\n\u091c\u093e\u091f- \u092e\u093e\u0928\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0942\u0901 \u092d\u093e\u0908\u0964<\/p>\n
\n\u091c\u093e\u091f- \u092e\u093e\u0928\u093e \u092d\u093e\u0907\u0964<\/p>\n
\n\u091c\u093e\u091f- \u092e\u093e\u0928\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0942\u0902\u0964<\/p>\n
\n\u091c\u093e\u091f- \u092e\u093e\u0928\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0942\u0902\u0964<\/p>\n
\n\u091c\u093e\u091f- \u092e\u093e\u0928\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0942\u0902,
\n\u092e\u0948\u0902\u0928\u0947 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u0938\u092d\u0940 \u092c\u093e\u0924\u0947\u0902 \u092e\u093e\u0928\u0940\u0964 \u0905\u092c \u092a\u0928\u094d\u091a \u0932\u094b\u0917\u094b\u0902 \u092e\u0947\u0930\u0940 \u090f\u0915 \u0939\u0940 \u092c\u093e\u0924 \u092e\u093e\u0928 \u0932\u094b\u0964<\/p>\n
\n\u091c\u093e\u091f- \u0916\u0942\u091f\u093e \u092f\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0917\u0921\u0947\u0917\u093e \u0964\u0964<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nBaap- beta humne tumhara shaadi karaya, bhu ghar aayi
\nphir bhi tum apni jeans me khud hi button laga rahe ho??
\nBeta- Papa aap galat soch rahe hai ye jeans mere biwi ki hai
\nBaap behos……very funny wedding jokes in hindi 2017<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\n\u201c\u092a\u0930 ,\u092c\u0947\u091a\u0948\u0928\u0940 \u0938\u0947 \u091c\u0940\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f \u091a\u093e\u0930 \u092e\u094b\u091f\u0930, \u0926\u094b \u092c\u0902\u0917\u0932\u0947 \u0914\u0930 \u0924\u0940\u0928 \u092a\u094d\u0932\u0949\u091f \u092d\u0940 \u0915\u092e \u0939\u0948\u0902 !!\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u0938\u0941\u0928\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u0926 \u092a\u094d\u0930\u0935\u091a\u0928 \u0926\u0947\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948 \u091f\u0928 \u092d\u0930..\u201d
\n\u0914\u0930 \u0916\u0941\u0926 \u0917\u094d\u0930\u0939\u0923 \u0928\u0939\u0940 \u0915\u0930\u0924\u093e \u0915\u0923 \u092d\u0930 \u0964\u0964\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nhai
\nDoctor-milagi bhi kese ye medicine ka name nahi ye to meri
\nsignature hai…..Funny stupid sms<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nwhile kissing a pretty girl
\nis simply not giving the kiss
\nthe attention it deserves.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nyou darling..
\nNageen boli: Mera khayal chhod de, mera boyfriend Anaconda
\nhai…..gf bf jokes in hindi<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nA kiss is like a stamp,
\nOnce u stamp a gal,
\nshe wouldn’t go anywhere else<\/p>\n
\njitne bhi lagao kum hai<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nJahan pyar wahan ishq
\nJahan ishq wahan mohabbat
\nJahan mohabbat wahan judai
\nJahan judai wahan dard
\nJahan dard wahan MOOV laga lena<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nWhen She Is Asked For a Kiss
\nBy Her Boyfriend
\n.<\/p>\n
\nJust do it :p<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\n“Come like a Racer,
\nSit like a Yogi &
\nGo like a King..!!
\nThis slogan was written on a..
\n.
\n.
\nTOILET DOOR..!!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nExaminer:Tell me the name of
\nthis bird by seeing it’s legs only?
\nSardar:I don’t know.
\nExaminer:You failed, what’s your name?
\nSardar:See my legs & tell my name<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nMene V muskura ke kah diya, Meri biwi ko pata na chale tab
\ntak…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nMade for each other.
\nMad at each other.
\nMad bcoz of each other.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nPappu: patta nahi sir kisne ki, par visharjan to rahul gandhi
\nhi karenge.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nAllowing You To Stare At
\nPeople Without Getting
\nCaught.
\nIt’s Like Facebook In Real Life.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nsmartphone sarir hai aur internet usski aatma.
\nsarir chahe nasht bhi ho jaye, aatma naya sarir dharan kar
\nleti hai.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nand quietly opens the door to her bedroom.<\/p>\n
\nshe sees four legs instead of two!<\/p>\n
\nand starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.<\/p>\n
\nshe goes to the kitchen to have a drink.<\/p>\n
\nshe sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s<\/p>\n
\n“your parents have come to visit us,
\nso I let them stay in our bedroom.
\nHope you have said hello to them.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nAap chahe kitne hi kabil ban jaao lekin sabji wale se dhaniya
\naur mirchi muft nahi laa sake to ghar walon ki nazar me aapse
\njyada nakabil insan koi nahi hai.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nRhyme With d Most Romantic 1st Line &
\nthe Least Romantic 2nd Line<\/p>\n
\nMarrying U Ruined,My Whole Life<\/p>\n
\nThat’s Why I Always Wake Up Screaming<\/p>\n
\nThis Describes Everything You r Not<\/p>\n
\nDamn, I’m V Good At Telling Lies<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nisamen kavi kaa aashay kyaa hai? Pappu Sir lagataa hai ki kavi
\nkaa ilaaz kisee Sarkari Aspataal men chal rahaa hai.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nwaqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
\nmehboob aave ya na aave
\npar taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\n….
\n.
\n.
\n.
\n.
\n.
\ncollege ki faculty hai ya facility!!!!!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nmalkin: mujhey pata chala hay k
\ntumharay sahab ka kisi larki
\nsay chakkar chal raha hay offcie main
\nnaukrani: naheeeeeeen
\n.
\n.
\n.
\n.
\n.
\n.
\nsahab mujhai dhoka nahi dai saktay<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nhai,
\nkal Papa ko saath lekar aana varnaa…
\nPappu- varanaa kyaa?
\nMadam- varnaa resulat Facebok par upload kar ke usmen paapa ko
\nTag kar doongee. Pappu achchhaa to main bhi Mummy ko bata
\ndoongaa ki meri Madam papa ke friend list men hai.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\naik jaisi hoti hain,
\n1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.<\/p>\n
\nek jaisay hotay hain,
\n1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain….<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nnikal gaya!
\njab doosri baar phoonk maari to, phir se paad nikal gaya!
\npappu gusse mein ghumkar bola, “le tu hi bujha le!”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nGhar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje,
\nZor se barish(rain) shuru hoi,
\nAadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nkyaa naam hai? Pappu- Narendr Modi.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nAankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6
\nAur kyo na ho\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6 Khayi Bhi to \u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cHARI Mirchi\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6\u00a2\u00e2
\n\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d-hai<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\n\/ \/! !! !\\ \\
\n\\ \\! !! !\/ \/
\n‘\\_) !! (_\/
\n!….!!…..!
\nPehen lena, ab thand aa gai h Happy Winter.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\n?
\n?
\n?
\nDo you know?<\/p>\n
\nS – Sala
\nI – Insaan
\nN – Nahin
\nG – Gadha
\nH – Hay<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nbaad me shrdi ya jukaam ho jane par
\nModi,BJP ya RRS jimedaar nahi honge…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nTumhare Badan ko chume,
\nGaalo ko kiss kare,
\ntoh Romantic maat bano,
\n.
\n.
\n.
\n.
\n“MOSPEL” lagao MACHHAR BHAGAO…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\n3 baar gaal pe,
\n3 baar mathe pe,
\n1 baar body pe<\/p>\n
\nhai na. HAPPY WINTER.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nexam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
\nduniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
\npar inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nFir se phero\u2026
\nAur 1 bar.
\ndubara..
\nlast time firse
\nab to yakin ho gaya na
\nki
\nGADHE ke seeng nahi hote<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\n\u0905\u092c \u0924\u0915\u0932\u0940\u092b \u092c\u0924\u093e\u0913 \u0964<\/p>\n
\n\u0924\u0942 \u0906\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0940 \u0939\u0902\u0938\u093e\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f \u0939\u0948\u2026<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nPar Nahi Reh Sakta..
\nBholeNath: Kyu..?
\nHanumanji: Pehle Log Let Ke Matha
\nTekte Thay,
\nFir Ghutne Tekne Lage, Fir Log Dur
\nSe Hi Sar Ko Jhuka Chale Jate Thay..
\nMai Firbi Khush Tha Lekin Ab To
\nGhor Kalyug Aa Gaya Hai Prabhu..
\nAaj Mandir Me 1 Ladki Aayi Aur
\nHaath Hila Ke Boli..
\nHi Hanu, Whats Up..?
\nAise Muh Kyu Fula Rakha Hai..
\nJust COOl MAN…..!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\n\u201c\u0915\u0941\u091b \u0910\u0938\u0940 \u091a\u0940\u095b \u0932\u093e\u0928\u093e \u091c\u093f\u0938 \u0938\u0947 \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0938\u0941\u0928\u094d\u0926\u0930 \u0926\u093f\u0916\u0942\u0902\u201d<\/p>\n
\nKuch Kuch hota hai: DOST SE PYAAR
\nMohabattein: PRINCIPAL KI BETI SE PYAAR..
\nKal ho na ho: PADOSI KI BETI SE PYAAR
\nKabhi khushi Kabhi gum: NAUKAR KI BETI SE PYAAR
\nKabhi Alvida na Kehna: ..DUSARO KI BIWI SE PYAAR
\nBaazigar: DUSHMAN KI BETI SE PYAAR
\nPardes: ..DOST KI MANGETAR SE PYAAR
\nDil se: TERRORIST SE PYAAR
\nMai Hoon na: TEACHER SE PYAAR
\nVeer Zaara : Hindu hoke Muslim ladki se pyar, woh bhi
\nPakistani
\nChennai Express : DON KI BETI SE PYAAR..
\nNote – SRK teaches us how to manage very risky love
\naffairs..!!!
\n.
\narre haa, risky se yaad aaya,
\nThe most risky love is…
\nRab ne bana di jodi: KHUD KI biwi se pyaar ..<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\n\u0938\u094b\u091a\u094b\u2026<\/p>\n
\n\u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902,<\/p>\n
\nMobile Smartphone aane se ek achchha kaam to hua.
\njab insaan Free hota hai to Mobile chala leta hai.
\npahale to naak mein oongali daal-daal kar, naak ki aisi-taisi
\nkar deta hai.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\n2 \u0938\u093e\u0932,
\n2.5 \u0938\u093e\u0932,
\n\u0914\u0930 3 \u0938\u093e\u0932 ,<\/p>\n
\n\u092e\u0948\u0921\u092e \u0909\u092e\u094d\u0930 \u091a\u093e\u0939\u0947 \u0915\u093e\u092e \u092c\u0924\u093e\u0913
\n\u092a\u0930 \u0909\u092e\u094d\u0930 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0905\u0902\u0924\u0930 \u0924\u094b \u0920\u0940\u0915 \u0938\u0947 \u092c\u094b\u0932\u094b..
\n\u092c\u091a\u094d\u091a\u0947 \u0939\u0948\u0902 \u092f\u093e \u092a\u093f\u0932\u094d\u0932\u0948..!!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nghar nahin gaye hain aaj chalate hain, “varana vo bura maan
\njaayenge”.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\n\u0938\u0930, \u0928\u0932 \u0920\u0940\u0915 \u0939\u094b \u0917\u092f\u093e
\n\u0932\u0947\u092c\u0930 \u091a\u093e\u0930\u094d\u091c 800 \u0930\u0941\u092a\u0948\u092f\u0947..<\/p>\n
\ntwo-minute ka maun un Bakaron aur Murgon ke lie bhi rakh len,
\njo bechaare aapaki khaatir 2018 ka sooraj nahin dekh pae.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nwho cannot hear anything?<\/p>\n
\nbecause he cannot hear anything:-)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nBoy: Bas Ab Koi Achhi Si Ladki Dekh Kar Shaadi Kar Lunga!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nBoy2.Oh! I know her
\nBoy1:How?
\nBoy2:v were caught sleeping together
\nBoy1:What the hell?
\nBoy2.during lecture in maths class<\/p>\n
\nHaii…
\nPassport Pe Thailand Ka Eek Bhi Thappa Nahi Hai!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nA Special Package For Business Men.
\nBuy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife’s Ticket Free<\/p>\n
\nThe Company Sent Letters To All The Wives
\nAsking How Was The Trip.
\nAll Of Them Gave A Same Reply…<\/p>\n
\nlike…
\nKidnappers asking to ‘Keep in touch’ after letting you go!
\nmast gf bf jokes<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nI just miss u …..
\nWhenever i miss u ….
\nI just wanna See u ….
\nDo u know why…….<\/p>\n
\nhas High definition sound and a best ever camera
\nbut it doesn’t have that 1 Quality that I Really Really Love.
\nHappu: wat is that yaar?
\nPappu: Affordability!$$$$$<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nHi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To u.
\nU Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids.<\/p>\n
\nR U Riya
\nNo<\/p>\n
\nNo<\/p>\n
\nNo<\/p>\n
\nNo<\/p>\n
\nOf Ur Son.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nRakha Hai’.
\nThis ‘Wahan’ could be either on the table or in the
\nUganda ka jungle!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nAb na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,<\/p>\n
\nKHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\ngiving it a blood transfusion!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nand puts his finger
\non the last of menu: Bring this.<\/p>\n
\nbecause he is the owner of restaurant.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\ncan you buy?
\nBanta: Apple Juice!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n