{"id":7196,"date":"2017-07-09T10:15:27","date_gmt":"2017-07-09T04:45:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hindpatrika.com\/?p=7196"},"modified":"2018-01-07T21:18:30","modified_gmt":"2018-01-07T15:48:30","slug":"funny-quote-in-hindi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hindpatrika.com\/funny-quote-in-hindi\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Quote in Hindi | \u0939\u0902\u0938\u0940 \u0915\u093e \u0916\u091c\u093e\u0928\u093e"},"content":{"rendered":"

Funny Quote in Hindi<\/h1>\n

Funny Quote in Hindi<\/strong> : \u0939\u0902\u0938\u093e\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0940 \u091a\u093e\u0939 \u0928\u0947 \u0907\u0924\u0928\u093e \u092e\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u0930\u0941\u0932\u093e\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0948\u0902, \u0915\u094b\u0908 \u0939\u092e\u0926\u0930\u094d\u0926 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902, \u0926\u0930\u094d\u0926 \u092e\u0947\u0930\u093e \u0938\u093e\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0948\u0902, \u092a\u0947\u091f \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0917\u0941\u0921 \u0917\u0941\u0921 \u0939\u094b \u0930\u0939\u0940 \u0939\u0948\u0902 \u0932\u0917\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948\u0902 \u0915\u093f\u0938\u0940 \u0928\u0947 \u092e\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u091c\u093e\u0928 \u0915\u0947 \u091c\u092e\u093e\u0932 \u0915\u094b\u091f\u093e \u092a\u093f\u0932\u093e\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0948\u0902.<\/p>\n

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Also Check :\u00a010 \u092c\u0947\u0939\u0924\u0930\u0940\u0928 Motivational Quotes \u0906\u092a\u0915\u0947 Motivation \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f !<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

Saari Physics-Chemistry ko hila daala.
\nTeacher: kaun sa liquid and solid mix karne par Gas banti hai?
\nPappu: Raajma-chaaval!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\u092d\u093e\u0930\u0924 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u091c\u093f\u0924\u0928\u0947 \u092d\u0940 \u0917\u093e\u095c\u093f\u092f\u094b\u0902 \u0915\u0947 \u092a\u0940\u091b\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u0916\u093e \u0939\u094b\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948-
\n\u201c\u092c\u0941\u0930\u0940 \u0928\u091c\u0930 \u0935\u093e\u0932\u0947 \u0924\u0947\u0930\u093e \u092e\u0941\u0901\u0939 \u0915\u093e\u0932\u093e\u201d\u0964<\/p>\n

\u0906\u092a \u092f\u0915\u0940\u0928 \u092e\u093e\u0928\u094b \u092f\u0926\u093f \u0939\u0915\u0940\u0915\u0924 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0910\u0938\u093e \u0939\u0940 \u0939\u094b\u0924\u093e \u0924\u094b\u2026
\n.<\/p>\n

\u0905\u092c \u0924\u0915 \u0939\u092e\u093e\u0930\u093e \u0926\u0947\u0936 \u0935\u0947\u0938\u094d\u091f\u0907\u0902\u0921\u0940\u091c \u092c\u0928 \u091a\u0941\u0915\u093e \u0939\u094b\u0924\u093e\u0964<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Very very funny definition of latest fasion designing trend…
\nWat is FASHION DESIGNING?
\nToo many talented Brains working on
\nToo little clothes with
\nToo many ideas on how 2 cover;
\nToo little areas..
\nTo expose smartly N Boldly<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\u090f\u0915 \u092c\u093e\u0930 \u0916\u094b\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0941\u0906 \u092a\u094d\u092f\u093e\u0930 \u0906\u092a\u0915\u094b \u0935\u093e\u092a\u0938 \u092e\u093f\u0932 \u0938\u0915\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948,
\n\u0932\u0947\u0915\u093f\u0928,<\/p>\n

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\u0917\u093e\u0921\u093c\u0940 \u092a\u094b\u091b\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u093e \u0915\u092a\u0921\u093c\u093e \u0905\u0917\u0930 \u0916\u094b \u091c\u093e\u090f \u0924\u094b \u092b\u093f\u0930 \u0915\u092d\u0940 \u0935\u093e\u092a\u0938 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u092e\u093f\u0932\u0924\u093e\u2026\u2026.<\/p>\n

\u2013
\n\u091a\u093e\u0923\u0915\u094d\u092f \u0915\u093e \u0921\u093e\u0908\u0935\u0930<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Humne unki tasveer apne man manidir mein saja li,
\nUnki yaadein aapne dil mein basa li,
\nLekin jub unhone humein koi tawazzo na di,
\nTo humne bhi unki chhoti behen phasa li.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Funny Quote in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u092c\u0947\u091f\u093e : \u092a\u093e\u092a\u093e \u0906\u092a \u0936\u0930\u093e\u092c \u092e\u0924 \u092a\u093f\u092f\u093e \u0915\u0930\u094b.<\/p>\n

\u092a\u093e\u092a\u093e : \u092a\u0940\u0928\u0947 \u0926\u0947 \u092c\u0947\u091f\u093e, \u0938\u093e\u0925 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0932\u0947 \u0915\u0930 \u091c\u093e\u0928\u093e \u0939\u0948 ?<\/p>\n

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\u092c\u0947\u091f\u093e : \u0907\u0938\u0940 \u0924\u0930\u0939 \u092a\u0940\u0924\u0947 \u0930\u0939\u0947 \u0924\u094b \u091b\u094b\u0921\u093c\u0915\u0930 \u092d\u0940 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u091c\u093e\u0913\u0917\u0947 ?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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I Broke My Relationship
\n.
\n.
\n.
\n.
\n.
\n.
\nWith Books..!!
\nBohot Ho Gaya..
\nHamare Bich Me Kuch Understanding He Nahi Thi..<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\u0935\u094b \u0915\u094c\u0928\u0938\u0940 \u091a\u0940\u091c \u0939\u0948
\n\u091c\u094b \u0939\u092e\u0947\u0936\u093e \u0906\u092a\u0915\u0940 \u0939\u0940 \u0930\u0939\u0947\u0917\u0940
\n\u0906\u092a\u0915\u0940 \u092c\u0940\u0935\u0940 \u0915\u0940 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0939\u094b \u0938\u0915\u0924\u0940 ?<\/p>\n

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\u0917\u0932\u0924\u0940 ..!!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Wikipedia: I Know Everything.
\nGoogle: I Have Everything.
\nFacebook: I Know Everybody.
\nInternet: Without Me, You Are No Body.
\nNow Finally Electricity: AWAAZ NICHEY…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\u0938\u0902\u0924\u093e, \u0921\u0949\u0915\u094d\u091f\u0930 \u0938\u0947:
\n\u091c\u092c \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0938\u094b\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0942\u0901 \u0924\u094b \u0938\u092a\u0928\u0947 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u092c\u0928\u094d\u0926\u0930 \u092b\u0941\u091f\u092c\u0949\u0932 \u0916\u0947\u0932\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u0948\u0902 \u0964<\/p>\n

\u0921\u0949\u0915\u094d\u091f\u0930:
\n\u0915\u094b\u0908 \u0926\u093f\u0915\u094d\u0915\u0924 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902, \u092f\u0947 \u0917\u094b\u0932\u0940 \u0930\u093e\u0924 \u0915\u094b \u0938\u094b\u0928\u0947 \u0938\u0947 \u092a\u0939\u0932\u0947 \u0916\u093e \u0932\u0947\u0928\u093e \u0964<\/p>\n

\u0938\u0902\u0924\u093e:
\n\u0915\u0932 \u0938\u0947 \u0916\u093e\u090a\u0902\u0917\u093e, \u0906\u091c \u0924\u094b \u092b\u093e\u0907\u0928\u0932 \u0939\u0948\u0902<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Married hona “Part of living” hai
\naur
\nMarried hokar bhi muskurana kar shanti se jina “Art of living”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\u0905\u0917\u0930 \u0906\u092a \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0947 \u092a\u093f\u0924\u093e \u091c\u0940 \u0915\u0940 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0938\u0941\u0928 \u0930\u0939\u0947 \u0939\u0948\u0902 \u2026
\n\u0924\u094b \u0906\u092a
\n\u0905\u0916\u093f\u0932\u0947\u0936 \u0939\u0948\u0902<\/p>\n

\u0905\u0917\u0930 \u0906\u092a \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0947 \u092e\u093e\u0924\u093e \u091c\u0940 \u0915\u0940 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0938\u0941\u0928 \u0930\u0939\u0947 \u0939\u0948\u0902 \u2026
\n\u0924\u094b \u0906\u092a
\n\u0930\u093e\u0939\u0941\u0932 \u0939\u0948\u0902<\/p>\n

\u0905\u0917\u0930 \u0906\u092a \u0915\u093f\u0938\u0940 \u0915\u0940 \u092d\u0940 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0938\u0941\u0928 \u0930\u0939\u0947 \u0939\u0948\u0902 \u2026
\n\u0924\u094b \u0906\u092a
\n\u0928\u0930\u0947\u0902\u0926\u094d\u0930 \u092e\u094b\u0926\u0940 \u0939\u0948\u0902<\/p>\n

\u0905\u0917\u0930 \u0906\u092a\u0915\u0940 \u0915\u094b\u0908 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0938\u0941\u0928 \u0930\u0939\u093e \u0939\u0948 \u2026
\n\u0924\u094b \u0906\u092a
\n\u0915\u0947\u091c\u0930\u0940\u0935\u093e\u0932 \u0939\u0948\u0902!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Funny Quote in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

Sweet insult!!
\nEk ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
\nEk khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya?
\nLadka : ji bhabhiji.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\u092c\u0947\u091f\u093e \u2013 \u092c\u093e\u092a\u0942 \u0907\u0927\u0930 \u0906 ..\u263a<\/p>\n

\u092a\u093f\u0924\u093e \u2013
\n\u0910\u0938\u0947 \u0928\u0939\u0940 \u092c\u0941\u0932\u093e\u0924\u0947 \u092c\u0947\u091f\u093e ,
\n\u092a\u093e\u092a\u093e \u0915\u094b \u0907\u091c\u094d\u091c\u0924 \u0915\u0947 \u0938\u093e\u0925 \u092c\u0941\u0932\u093e\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u0948\u0902.<\/p>\n

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\u092c\u0947\u091f\u093e \u2013
\n\u092c\u093e\u092a\u0942 \u0907\u091c\u094d\u091c\u0924 \u0915\u0947 \u0938\u093e\u0925 \u0907\u0927\u0930 \u0906 \u091c\u093e<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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A boy told his very traditional parents I wanted a tattoo.
\n.
\nGot one the very next minute.
\nA red coloured, chappal shaped tattoo, which lasted a whole
\nweek !!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Funny Quote in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 : \u0938\u0941\u0928\u094b \u091c\u0940, \u092e\u0939\u093f\u0932\u093e\u0913\u0902 \u0915\u094b \u092d\u0940 \u0905\u092c \u0936\u0928\u093f \u092e\u0902\u0926\u093f\u0930 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u092a\u094d\u0930\u0935\u0947\u0936 \u0915\u093e \u0905\u0927\u093f\u0915\u093e\u0930 \u092e\u093f\u0932 \u0917\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0948.<\/p>\n

\u092a\u0924\u093f : \u092c\u0939\u0941\u0924 \u092c\u0922\u093c\u093f\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0941\u0906, \u0905\u092c \u0936\u0928\u093f \u0926\u0947\u0935 \u0915\u094b \u092d\u0940 \u092e\u093e\u0932\u0942\u092e \u092a\u0921\u093c\u0947\u0917\u093e \u0915\u093f \u0938\u093e\u0922\u093c\u0947\u0938\u093e\u0924\u0940 \u0915\u093f\u0938\u0947 \u0915\u0939\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u0948\u0902..<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Boy: Dad, Main Tang Aa Geya Hun Zindagi Se, Ghar Chhod Kar Ja Raha Hun.
\nDad: Jaate Time Room Ka Fan or Bulb Band Kar Ke Jana!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\u090f\u0915 \u092d\u093f\u0916\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u0915\u094b \u0932\u094b\u091f\u0930\u0940 \u0932\u0917\u0940 \u0924\u094b \u0909\u0938\u0928\u0947 \u092e\u0902\u0926\u093f\u0930 \u092c\u0928\u0935\u093e\u092f\u093e<\/p>\n

\u0926\u0942\u0938\u0930\u093e \u092d\u093f\u0916\u093e\u0930\u0940 : \u0924\u0941\u0928\u0947 \u092e\u0902\u0926\u093f\u0930 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u0941\u0902 \u092c\u0928\u0935\u093e\u092f\u093e ?<\/p>\n

\u092a\u0939\u0932\u093e \u092d\u093f\u0916\u093e\u0930\u0940 : \u0907\u0938\u0915\u0947 \u0938\u093e\u092e\u0928\u0947 \u0905\u092c \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0905\u0915\u0947\u0932\u0947 \u0939\u0940 \u092d\u093f\u0916 \u092e\u093e\u0917\u0941\u0902\u0917\u093e<\/p>\n

\u0926\u0942\u0938\u0930\u093e \u092d\u093f\u0916\u093e\u0930\u0940 :
\nSolid investment life long tension free & tax free,
\n\u0926\u094b\u0938\u094d\u0924, \u0924\u0941 \u0924\u094b \u092e\u094b\u0926\u0940 \u0915\u093e \u092d\u0940 over take \u0915\u093f\u092f\u093e!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Interviewer: Do you have any question?
\nFemale Candidate: Do I look fat in this dress?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\u091f\u0940\u091a\u0930: \u091a\u093e\u0901\u0926 \u092a\u0930 \u092a\u0939\u0932\u093e \u0915\u0926\u092e \u0915\u093f\u0938\u0928\u0947 \u0930\u0916\u093e?<\/p>\n

\u092a\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0942: \u0928\u0940\u0932 \u0906\u0930\u094d\u092e\u0938\u094d\u091f\u094d\u0930\u093e\u0902\u0917 \u0928\u0947\u0964<\/p>\n

\u091f\u0940\u091a\u0930: \u0914\u0930 \u0926\u0942\u0938\u0930\u093e?<\/p>\n

\u092a\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0942: \u0926\u0942\u0938\u0930\u093e \u092d\u0940 \u0909\u0938\u0940 \u0928\u0947 \u0930\u0916\u093e \u0939\u094b\u0917\u093e\u2026\u0932\u0902\u0917\u095c\u0940 \u0916\u0947\u0932\u0928\u0947 \u0925\u094b\u095c\u0947 \u0939\u0940 \u0917\u092f\u093e \u0939\u094b\u0917\u093e\u0964<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Funny Quote in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Pappu called his teacher at 2 AM.
\nPappu: Teacher, can you repeat what you taught today in class?
\nTeacher: Wow, was it that interesting?
\nPappu: No, I just can’t fall asleep!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Q: What is the difference b\/w secretary & private secretary?<\/p>\n

Ans:
\nSecretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
\n&
\nPrivate secretary says ITS MORNING SIR<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Pappu went to Police Station.
\nInspector: Kya Problem Hai Tumhari?
\nPappu: Sir, Mujhe Meri Girlfriend Nahi Mil Rahi.
\nInspector: Kab Se?
\nPappu: Bachpan Se!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Funny Quote in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Love is possible after friendship
\nbut
\nfriendship is not possible after love
\nbecause
\nmedicines work before death
\nlater nothing can be cured….!!!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Also Check :\u00a0whatsapp \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u0947\u0939\u0924\u0930\u0940\u0928 \u092b\u0928\u0940 \u0938\u094d\u091f\u0947\u091f\u0938 \u0939\u093f\u0928\u094d\u0926\u0940 \u092e\u0947<\/a><\/p>\n

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There is not a more terrifying moment in life
\nthan when the toilet doesn’t flush at someone else’s house!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Impact of Movies:<\/p>\n

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?<\/p>\n

Student:- He is the one who helped
\nMunna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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ek baat hamesha yaad rakhana,
\nkabhee kisee ko chhota mat samajhana,
\nvakt sabaka aata hai – 100 ka note<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Funny Quote in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

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U are a BITCH<\/p>\n

Beautiful
\nIntelligent
\nTalented
\nCute
\nHilarious<\/p>\n

r u smiling now?
\n?
\n?
\n?
\n*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Funny Quote in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Kya aap phone ki batery jaldi khatma hone se paresan hain, to khush ho jaiye…..
\n.
\n.
\n.
\n.
\n.
\n.
\n.
\nBaba Ramdev aap ke liye lekar aane wale hai, Patanjali Smartphone bass aankh maar maar ke charge karte rahiye.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Bubbli got caugt on date
\non Independance day
\n.
\nMajor Rohail-
\nWhat is this?
\n.
\nBubbli-
\nDad today is freedom day,
\nso let me do what I want<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Funny Quote in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

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AisI VaanI boliye ki sab se jhagada hoE
\nAisI VaanI boliye ki sab se jhagada hoE
\nPar us se Jhagada na karen jo aap se Tagada hoE!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Pay My Regards To Ur Father
\nWho Is Tolerating Such A Dumb Duffer Child,
\nWhat A Stamina He Has Got..
\nI Salute Ur Father:p<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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kya batae gaalib vo gusse mein bhi ham pe raham kar gai;
\nLagaaya kas ke chaanta aur sardi mein gaal garam kar gai….new fresh winter special jokes<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
\n“Me sick, no work”
\nBoss SMS back:
\n“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
\n2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
\n“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Funny Quote in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

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At a 5 Star restaurant:
\nGirlfriend: I’ll just have a Fruit salad.
\nWaiter: And for you, Sir?
\nBoyfriend: I’ll be Share….! WhatsApp funny sms<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho,
\nThand mein kapkapaye se lagte ho,
\nNikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,
\nBahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho
\n?Good Morning?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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If you have too many women in your life, you are successful like Mr. Trump.
\nIf you have no woman in your life then also you are successful like Mr. Modi.
\nReal problem is for those who have only one woman in life!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Funny Quote in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Movie titles related to eng students:
\nexams – socha na tha,
\nclasses – kabhi kabhi,
\nquestion papers – na tum jano na hum,
\ncopying – yaarana,
\nmaths2 – asambhav,
\nmaths1 – mission impossible,
\nenvironmental sciences – pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
\n1st semester – kuch to hai,
\n2nd semester – yeh kya ho raha hai,
\ndistinction – kal ho na ho,
\n1st class – raju bangaya gentleman,
\n2nd class – dil mange more
\nfail – phir milenge<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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CA ki patni ne puchha: Mahngai dar kya hoti hai?
\nCA: pahle tumhari kamar 28 thi aur vajan 45 kilo,ab tumhari kamar hai 38 aur
\nvajan hai 75 kilo. ab tumhare pass sab kuchh pahle se jyada hai fir v value
\nkam hai.yahi mahngai dar hai.
\nMoral: Airthshastra utna Hard nahi hai yadi sahi udaharan dekar samjhaya jay.
\nEconomics is not difficult to understand if you have good\/interesting examples to Explain<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Dil say dil mila ker to daikho
\nhamari yad main ansu baha ker to daikho,<\/p>\n

SMS to kia call bhi karaingay,
\nkabhi hamaray mobile main card dalwa ker to daikho<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Funny Quote in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

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What is secret of success?
\n\u201cby Right Decisions\u201d
\nHow do you make right decisions?
\n\u201cby Experience\u201d
\nHow do you get experience?
\n\u201cby Wrong Decision\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Funny Quote in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai,
\nTeri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai,<\/p>\n

“Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi”
\ndhondnay wale ko 50,000 ka inaam hai \ud83d\ude09<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Boy to Very beautiful pretty girl – Recharge ki dukan kaha hai ?
\nGirl: pata nahi yaar me to Boyfriends se karwa leti hu<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
\ndil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun<\/p>\n

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Funny Quote in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Santa: Station jaane k kitne logay?
\nRikshawala: 50
\nSanta: 20 lelo
\nRiksha: 20 main kon le k jaayeega?
\nSanta: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Teacher:kG class ke bachhe se,
\n1 se 10 tak gino, me aapko KISS karungi…
\nBACCHA: 1 SE 100 tak ginu to kya package hai..<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Mallaya chahe London me bse ya Jhumri Tilaiya me mujhe koi matlab nahi
\nbas wo appna mast mast H0T Kingfisher wala Calendar nikalna band naa kare<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Funny Quote in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

A guy wrote on his facebook status
\n“wife chahiye ”
\n2 girls likd it & 140 men commented”
\nmeri le jaa”
\nGuy wrote back
\n“kameeno, maang nahi raha. pooch raha hon…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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2 boys with Pappu where going on a Motor cycle.
\nPoliceman gives hand to stop.
\nPappu shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega\u2026!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Funny Quote in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

Boss hangs a poster in office
\n\u2018I am the boss, dont forget\u2019
\nHe returns from lunch,
\nfinds a slip on his desk,
\n\u2018ur wife called, she wants her poster back home..!!\u2019<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Santa: Oye tu har sms Do dafa q karta H?
\nBanta : Taaki tu 1 Forward kar de to doosra tere pas rahay yaar!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Ab To Hum Zero Mettar Bike B Nhi Nikal Sakte
\nFaraz
\n.
\nMohaly Ki Bachian Kehti Hai Amir Liaquat K Programe Se Laya Hai<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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School mein Master ji ne chote santa se poocha:
\nJisme koyi kami nahi usko kya kehte hai.?
\naur jawab aayi:
\n.
\n.
\n.
\n.
\nKami- na<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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If King asks me \u201dwhat do u want?
\n\u201dMillion dollars or a true friend\u201d !
\nI will choose,Million dollars\u201d
\nBe practical Yaaar !
\nmil k uraein gay..<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Ek Kaam Kar Yaar. .<\/p>\n

Tu Na. .<\/p>\n

.
\n.
\n.
\n.
\nIs sms msgs Ko Delete Kar De
\nis Me Kuch Nahi Hai<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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BF: Darling tere ghar me kaise maan gaye hamare shadi k liye.
\nGF: Kuch nah ek question ka answer diya or maan gaye.
\nBF: Kya pucha???
\nGF: Ladka kya kar ra hai!! mene bus bola pet k andr laath mar raha hai..<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Funny Quote in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Mummy: Kyon Rota hai mera Sona?
\nKids: Dad Ne Mujhe Kiss Nahi Di.
\nMummy: Tumne Tables Nahi Sunaye Hon Gey.
\n.
\n.
\nKids: Kaamwali Ko Kon Se Tables Aatey Hain?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Teacher: Your Son is intelligent But Spends a lot of Time Thinking About Girls
\nMother: If You Find a Solution, Please Advise me, His Father has the Same Problem<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Santa went to Battery Shop n asked to change battery.<\/p>\n

The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga doon Sir?<\/p>\n

Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya be….<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Also Check :\u00a0\u0928\u092f\u0947 \u0913\u0930 \u092c\u0947\u0939\u0924\u0930\u0940\u0928 Whatsapp Status \u0938\u093e\u0932 2016 \u0915\u0947<\/a><\/p>\n

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Tea is dangerous than whisky.
\n.
\nPlease avoid drinking tea.
\n.
\n.
\nI discovered it yesterday.
\n.
\n.
\nLast night, I had 8 pegs of whisky at the pub while my wife was having tea at home.
\n.
\n.
\n.
\nYou should have seen how violent and angry she was
\nwhen I went home and i was absolutely Cool\u2026<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Funny Quote in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ek Raat,
\nek Chor,
\nek Santa k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: SONA kaha hai?
\nSanta: Ullu k patthe,
\npura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Phatan khudkushi kr rha tha
\n.
\nDost:
\nYe kya kr rhe ho?
\n.
\nPhatan:
\nMera BV larke k sath bhag gya
\nMe us larke k bena zinda
\nNhi reh skta<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Funny Quote in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Santa Dukhi Tha
\nKisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
\nSanta: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
\nAb Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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How do I react when I see
\nsomeone extreeeemly smart?
\nI stare and stare and stare &
\nI smile & smile & when I get tired,
\nthen I put the mirror down.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Funny Quote in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

1 Over me Kitne Balls Peke Jate hai
\nKya apne kaha 6?
\nGalat jawab
\n1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he
\nBade aye!
\nCricket k shokeeeen!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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3 Reasons 2 Give Exam
\n1. U Can Spend 3 Hours In Self Meditation.
\n\u20262. U Can Complete Ur Sleep.
\n3. U Can See Ur Teachers Being Bored Who Usually Bore U<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Bittu: I sent Love letters to my Girl Friend everyday for 2 years !
\nChotu : Then what happenned ?
\nBittu : She Married the \u2018Postman\u2019<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Funny Quote in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

She Proposed Me But I Was Rude..
\nWaah Waaah
\nShe Proposed Me But I Was Rude,
\n.
\n.
\n.
\nBeing Single Is My attitude\u2026 =P<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Chiku: Wat is d difference between Welding and Wedding?
\nPiku: Not much Bro, both are firm joints, in a way… In Welding, there are sparks first and bonding forever, whereas in Wedding there is bonding first and sparks N Shock forever!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\u0932\u0921\u093c\u0915\u093e (\u0930\u094b\u092e\u093e\u0902\u091f\u093f\u0915 \u0905\u0902\u0926\u093e\u091c \u092e\u0947\u0902):
\n\u091c\u093e\u0928 \u0926\u0947\u0916\u094b,
\n\u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u091c\u0941\u0932\u094d\u092b\u094b\u0902 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0932\u093e\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0942\u0902\u2026\u2026?<\/p>\n

\u0932\u0921\u093c\u0915\u0940 :
\n\u0938\u094b \u0938\u094d\u0935\u0940\u091f\u2026!! \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0932\u093e\u090f\u2026..?? O.o<\/p>\n

\u0932\u0921\u093c\u0915\u093e : \u091c\u0942\u0902 \u0928\u093f\u0915\u093e\u0932\u0928\u0947 \u0935\u093e\u0932\u0940 \u0915\u0902\u0918\u0940\u2026..!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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GF: Tell me those 3 magical words.
\nHappu: “Got Jio Sim!”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Funny Quote in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u090f\u0915 \u0926\u093f\u0928 \u092a\u0924\u093f \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0947 \u0918\u0930 \u0915\u0940 \u0932\u093e\u0907\u091f \u0920\u0940\u0915 \u0915\u0930 \u0930\u0939\u093e \u0925\u093e.
\n\u0924\u092d\u0940 \u0909\u0938\u0928\u0947 \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0940 \u092c\u0940\u0935\u0940 \u0915\u094b \u0906\u0935\u093e\u091c\u093c \u0932\u0917\u093e\u0908\u0902\u2026<\/p>\n

\u092c\u0940\u0935\u0940 \u2013 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0948 ?
\n\u092a\u0924\u093f \u2013 \u091c\u093c\u0930\u093e \u0907\u0927\u0930 \u0924\u094b \u0906\u0913 \u2026
\n\u092c\u0940\u0935\u0940 \u2013 \u0932\u094b \u0906 \u0917\u0908, \u0905\u092c \u092c\u094b\u0932\u094b ?
\n\u092a\u0924\u093f\u2013 \u092f\u0947 \u0926\u094b \u0924\u093e\u0930 \u0939\u0948\u0902, \u091c\u093c\u0930\u093e \u0907\u0928\u092e\u0947 \u0938\u0947 \u0915\u094b\u0908 \u090f\u0915 \u0939\u093e\u0925 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u092a\u0915\u0921\u093c\u0928\u093e
\n\u092c\u0940\u0935\u0940 \u2013 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0902 ?
\n\u092a\u0924\u093f\u2013 \u0905\u0930\u0947 \u0924\u0942 \u092a\u0915\u0921\u093c \u0924\u094b \u0938\u0939\u0940 \u090f\u0915 \u092c\u093e\u0930
\n\u092c\u0940\u0935\u0940 \u2013 \u092f\u0947 \u0932\u094b \u092a\u0915\u0921\u093c \u0932\u093f\u092f\u093e
\n\u092a\u0924\u093f\u2013 \u0915\u0941\u091b \u0939\u0941\u0906?
\n\u092c\u0940\u0935\u0940 \u2013 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0924\u094b\u2026
\n\u092a\u0924\u093f \u2013 \u0905\u091a\u094d\u091b\u093e, \u0907\u0938\u0915\u093e \u092e\u0924\u0932\u092c \u0915\u0930\u094d\u0930\u0947\u0902\u091f \u0926\u0942\u0938\u0930\u0940 \u0924\u093e\u0930 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0939\u0948.. !!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Dost: yaar ye shaadi ka kya matalab hai? Pappu: dhoom-dhaam se khud ki supaari dena.
\nFriend: What is marriage?
\nPappu: to allow some1 4 contract killing by himself<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\u091c\u092c \u0915\u094b\u0908 \u0938\u0941\u092c\u0939-\u0938\u0941\u092c\u0939 \u0906\u0935\u093e\u091c \u0932\u0917\u093e\u0928\u0947 \u0938\u0947 \u092d\u0940 \u0928 \u0909\u0920\u0947 \u0924\u094b\u2026
\n\u0909\u0938\u0915\u094b \u0909\u0920\u093e\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u093e \u090f\u0915 \u0928\u092f\u093e \u0924\u0930\u0940\u0915\u093e \u0932\u093e\u092f\u093e \u0917\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0948<\/p>\n

\u0909\u0938\u0915\u0947 \u0915\u093e\u0928 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u091c\u093e\u0915\u0930 \u0927\u0940\u0930\u0947 \u0938\u0947 \u0915\u0939 \u0926\u094b<\/p>\n

\u201d \u0924\u0947\u0930\u093e \u092c\u093e\u092a \u0924\u0947\u0930\u093e \u092e\u094b\u092c\u093e\u0907\u0932 \u091a\u0947\u0915 \u0915\u0930 \u0930\u0939\u093e \u0939\u0948\u201d<\/p>\n

\u0915\u0942\u0926 \u0915\u0947 \u092d\u093e\u0917\u0947\u0917\u093e \u0938\u0938\u0941\u0930\u093e!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Funny Quote in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jab Hollywood me film ka seeqwal banta hai to naam kuchh aise hote hai:
\n1. Rambo
\n2. Rambo 2
\n3. Rambo 3
\n.
\nBollywood Movies:
\n1. Singh is king
\n2. Singh is Bling
\n.
\nSOuth indian Movies:
\n1. Jine nahi dunga
\n2. Agle janam bhi jine nahi dunga
\n3. Paida hi nahi hone dunga……….<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Funny Quote in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u0935\u093e\u0939 \u0930\u0947 \u092e\u093e\u0928\u0935 \u0924\u0947\u0930\u093e \u0938\u094d\u0935\u092d\u093e\u0935\u2026.<\/p>\n

\u0964\u0964 \u0932\u093e\u0936 \u0915\u094b \u0939\u093e\u0925 \u0932\u0917\u093e\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948 \u0924\u094b \u0928\u0939\u093e\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948 \u2026
\n\u092a\u0930 \u092c\u0947\u091c\u0941\u092c\u093e\u0928 \u091c\u0940\u0935 \u0915\u094b \u092e\u093e\u0930 \u0915\u0947 \u0916\u093e\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948 \u0964\u0964<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Doctor- Operation chal raha hai
\nCA: Audit chal Raha hai
\nMBA: Marketing chal rahi hai
\nSmart Santa: Fogg chal raha hai<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\u092f\u0939 \u092e\u0902\u0926\u093f\u0930-\u092e\u0938\u094d\u095b\u093f\u0926 \u092d\u0940 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0917\u091c\u092c \u0915\u0940 \u091c\u0917\u0939 \u0939\u0948 \u0926\u094b\u0938\u094d\u0924\u094b.
\n\u091c\u0902\u0939\u093e \u0917\u0930\u0940\u092c \u092c\u093e\u0939\u0930 \u0914\u0930 \u0905\u092e\u0940\u0930 \u0905\u0902\u0926\u0930 \u2018\u092d\u0940\u0916\u2019 \u092e\u093e\u0902\u0917\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948..<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Pappu was working 1st time in a garment shop.
\nA customer girl asked:
\nUnderwear dikhana plz.
\nPapu thora sharmakar:
\nG aaj nahi pehni.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Funny Quote in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u0935\u093f\u091a\u093f\u0924\u094d\u0930 \u0926\u0941\u0928\u093f\u092f\u093e \u0915\u093e \u0915\u0920\u094b\u0930 \u0938\u0924\u094d\u092f..<\/p>\n

\u092c\u093e\u0930\u093e\u0924 \u092e\u0947 \u0926\u0941\u0932\u094d\u0939\u0947 \u0938\u092c\u0938\u0947 \u092a\u0940\u091b\u0947
\n\u0914\u0930 \u0926\u0941\u0928\u093f\u092f\u093e \u0906\u0917\u0947 \u091a\u0932\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948,
\n\u092e\u092f\u094d\u092f\u0924 \u092e\u0947 \u091c\u0928\u093e\u091c\u093e \u0906\u0917\u0947
\n\u0914\u0930 \u0926\u0941\u0928\u093f\u092f\u093e \u092a\u0940\u091b\u0947 \u091a\u0932\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948..<\/p>\n

\u092f\u093e\u0928\u093f \u0926\u0941\u0928\u093f\u092f\u093e \u0916\u0941\u0936\u0940 \u092e\u0947 \u0906\u0917\u0947
\n\u0914\u0930 \u0926\u0941\u0916 \u092e\u0947 \u092a\u0940\u091b\u0947 \u0939\u094b \u091c\u093e\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948..!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Extreme height of laziness:
\nThief 1: Let’s count the money that we have robbed today at the bank.
\nThief 2: dude I’m so tired.we’ll see in the news…..<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\u0905\u091c\u092c \u0924\u0947\u0930\u0940 \u0926\u0941\u0928\u093f\u092f\u093e
\n\u0917\u095b\u092c \u0924\u0947\u0930\u093e \u0916\u0947\u0932!<\/p>\n

\u092e\u094b\u092e\u092c\u0924\u094d\u0924\u0940 \u091c\u0932\u093e\u0915\u0930 \u092e\u0941\u0930\u094d\u0926\u094b\u0902 \u0915\u094b \u092f\u093e\u0926 \u0915\u0930\u0928\u093e
\n\u0914\u0930 \u092e\u094b\u092e\u092c\u0924\u094d\u0924\u0940 \u092c\u0941\u091d\u093e\u0915\u0930 \u091c\u0928\u094d\u092e\u0926\u093f\u0928 \u092e\u0928\u093e\u0928\u093e\u2026<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Funny Quote in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Santa: I think I am going to stay in the hospital for another week.
\nBanta: Pretty ill?
\nSanta: Nope, pretty nurse!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\u0932\u093e\u0907\u0928 \u091b\u094b\u091f\u0940 \u0939\u0948,\u092a\u0930 \u092e\u0924\u0932\u092c \u092c\u0939\u0941\u0924 \u092c\u095c\u093e \u0939\u0948 ~
\n\u0909\u092e\u094d\u0930 \u092d\u0930 \u0909\u0920\u093e\u092f\u093e \u092c\u094b\u091d \u0909\u0938 \u0915\u0940\u0932 \u0928\u0947 \u2026
\n\u0914\u0930 \u0932\u094b\u0917 \u0924\u093e\u0930\u0940\u092b\u093c \u0924\u0938\u094d\u0935\u0940\u0930 \u0915\u0940 \u0915\u0930\u0924\u0947 \u0930\u0939\u0947 ..<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Boy: A very Beautiful girl.
\nGod: If u r Muslim I’ll give u Katrina,
\nIf ur a Hindu I’ll give u Kareena,
\nIf ur a christian I’ll give u Genelia,
\nWhat’s ur Name?
\nBoy: Abdul Narayan Fernandes.
\nGod: Rakhi sawant de Kamine ko bahut Over Smart ban raha hai.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Funny Quote in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u092a\u093e\u092f\u0932 \u0939\u095b\u093e\u0930\u094b \u0930\u0942\u092a\u092f\u0947 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0906\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948, \u092a\u0930 \u092a\u0948\u0930\u094b \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u092a\u0939\u0928\u0940 \u091c\u093e\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948
\n\u0914\u0930\u2026..
\n\u092c\u093f\u0902\u0926\u0940 1 \u0930\u0942\u092a\u092f\u0947 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0906\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948 \u092e\u0917\u0930 \u092e\u093e\u0925\u0947 \u092a\u0930 \u0938\u091c\u093e\u0908 \u091c\u093e\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948
\n\u0907\u0938\u0932\u093f\u090f \u0915\u0940\u092e\u0924 \u092e\u093e\u092f\u0928\u0947 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0930\u0916\u0924\u0940 \u0909\u0938\u0915\u093e \u0915\u0943\u0924\u094d\u092f \u092e\u093e\u092f\u0928\u0947 \u0930\u0916\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948\u0902.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Santa asks Banta: Tujay larki phasani aati hai?
\nBanta: Nahi..!
\nSanta: Nahi aati to seekh le..
\nPehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana..
\nPhir usay class mein ura..
\nMam k puchne par.. larki ka naam lagade..
\nBAS PHAS GAI LARKI . . .<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\u092d\u093e\u0930\u0924 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u091c\u093f\u0924\u0928\u0947 \u092d\u0940 \u0917\u093e\u095c\u093f\u092f\u094b\u0902 \u0915\u0947 \u092a\u0940\u091b\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u0916\u093e \u0939\u094b\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948-
\n\u201c\u092c\u0941\u0930\u0940 \u0928\u091c\u0930 \u0935\u093e\u0932\u0947 \u0924\u0947\u0930\u093e \u092e\u0941\u0901\u0939 \u0915\u093e\u0932\u093e\u201d\u0964<\/p>\n

\u0906\u092a \u092f\u0915\u0940\u0928 \u092e\u093e\u0928\u094b \u092f\u0926\u093f \u0939\u0915\u0940\u0915\u0924 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0910\u0938\u093e \u0939\u0940 \u0939\u094b\u0924\u093e \u0924\u094b\u2026
\n.<\/p>\n

\u0905\u092c \u0924\u0915 \u0939\u092e\u093e\u0930\u093e \u0926\u0947\u0936 \u0935\u0947\u0938\u094d\u091f\u0907\u0902\u0921\u0940\u091c \u092c\u0928 \u091a\u0941\u0915\u093e \u0939\u094b\u0924\u093e\u0964\u0964<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Also Check :\u00a0Whatsapp Greeting<\/a><\/p>\n

Jaan Leva Ishq-
\nCollege me mera haath pakar kar boli ki saat janam tak tumhara saath naa chhorugi sathiya
\nCollege Gate se apne Baap aur Bahi ko aate dekh kar boli kamine kisko pooch kar pakra mera haath
\nvery funny hindi sms<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Funny Quote in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

\u0932\u095c\u0915\u093e:
\n\u0921\u0948\u0921 \u092e\u092e\u094d\u092e\u0940 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0939\u0948 \u0918\u0930 \u092a\u0947,
\n\u0906 \u091c\u093e\u0913 \u0915\u0941\u091b \u0924\u094b \u0915\u0930\u0947\u0902\u0917\u0947 \u092e\u093f\u0932\u0915\u0947\u2026.<\/p>\n

\u0932\u0921\u093c\u0915\u0940:
\n\u0924\u0942 \u0930\u0939\u0928\u0947 \u0926\u0947 \u0915\u092e\u0940\u0928\u0947,
\n\u0910\u0938\u0947 \u0939\u0940 \u090f\u0915 \u092c\u093e\u0930 \u092c\u0941\u0932\u093e \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u0930\u0924\u0928 \u0927\u0941\u0932\u0935\u093e\u092f\u093e \u0925\u093e \u092e\u0941\u091d\u0938\u0947!!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Boy: I love you baby
\nGirl: I Have already a boyfriend
\nHe: Olx pe bech de
\nPurana jayega, tabhi to naya aayega
\nvery funny hindi sms<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\u0917\u094d\u0930\u093e\u092e\u0930 \u0915\u0940 \u091f\u0940\u091a\u0930 \u092a\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0942 \u0938\u0947 \u2013
\n\u201c\u0938\u0902\u0926\u0940\u092a \u0905\u092c \u0936\u0930\u093e\u092c \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u092a\u0940\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948\u0964
\n\u201c\u0907\u0938\u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0938\u0902\u0926\u0940\u092a \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0948 ??<\/p>\n

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\u092a\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0942 \u2013
\n\u0907\u0938\u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0938\u0902\u0926\u0940\u092a \u092e\u093e\u0924\u093e \u0930\u093e\u0928\u0940 \u0915\u093e \u092d\u0917\u0924 \u0939\u0948 \u0914\u0930
\n\u0909\u0938\u0928\u0947 \u0928\u0935\u0930\u093e\u0924\u094d\u0930\u093e \u0930\u0916\u093e \u0939\u0941\u0906 \u0939\u0948\u0964<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Husband – mere paas proof hai tumhara chakkar parosan ke sath hai
\nHusband- kaya proof hai batoo??
\nWife- Uska husband Kal raat tumhara underwear pahankar aya tha<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Funny Quote in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u092c\u093e\u092a\u0942 \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0941\u0901\u0935\u093e\u0930\u0947 \u092c\u0947\u091f\u0947 \u0938\u0947 \u2013 \u092c\u0947\u091f\u093e \u092c\u093e\u0939\u0930 \u0926\u0947\u0916\u0940 \u0917\u0932\u0940 \u092e\u0947 \u0922\u094b\u093c\u0932 \u0915\u093f\u0938\u0915\u0947 \u092c\u091c \u0930\u0939\u0947 \u0939\u0948\u0902?<\/p>\n

\u0915\u0941\u0902\u0935\u093e\u0930\u093e \u092c\u0947\u091f\u093e \u2013 \u091c\u093f\u0938\u0915\u0947 \u092e\u093e\u0901 \u092c\u093e\u092a \u0938\u092e\u091d\u0926\u093e\u0930 \u0939\u0948\u0902 \u0909\u0928\u0915\u0947 \u092c\u091c \u0930\u0939\u0947 \u0939\u0948\u0902\u0964<\/p>\n

130km\/hr \u0915\u0940 \u0938\u094d\u092a\u0940\u0921 \u0938\u0947 \u0909\u095c\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0941\u0908 \u091a\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0932 \u092e\u093f\u0932\u0940 \u0964<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Jailor To Tailor:
\n1000 Pants Aur 999 Shirts Silvake Bhej Dena.
\nTailor:
\nJailorsahab Ye Ek Shirt Kam Kyu..?
\nJailor;
\nShalmann Khann Aa Raha Hain Na!!!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Funny Quote in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u091c\u093e \u092a\u093e\u092f\u093e \u0906\u091c \u092e\u0902\u0926\u093f\u0930
\n\u0924\u094b \u0918\u0930 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0939\u0940 \u092e\u093e\u0901 \u0915\u0947 \u092a\u0948\u0930 \u0926\u092c\u093e \u0932\u093f\u090f<\/p>\n

\u092e\u093e\u0901 \u0915\u0940 \u092e\u092e\u0924\u093e \u092d\u093e\u0935\u0928\u093e\u0913 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u092c\u0939 \u0928\u093f\u0915\u0932\u0940,
\n\u091c\u092e\u093e \u0915\u0947 2 \u0932\u093e\u0924 \u0926\u0940 \u0914\u0930 \u092c\u094b\u0932\u0940\u2026<\/p>\n

\u092f\u093e \u0924\u094b \u0924\u0942 \u0920\u0940\u0915 \u0938\u0947 \u092a\u0948\u0930 \u0926\u092c\u093e \u0932\u0947 \u092f\u093e \u092b\u093f\u0930 \u092e\u094b\u092c\u093e\u0907\u0932 \u091a\u0932\u093e \u0932\u0947\u0964<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Kitna lucky hoga wo boyfriend
\nJo Apni girlfriend Se Yeh Sunta Hoga….
\nJaanu Tum Phone Cut Karo Na,
\nMain tumko call back karti hun..<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\u0939\u0902\u0938\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f \u095a\u092e \u0915\u0941\u0930\u094d\u092c\u093e\u0928,
\n\u0959\u0941\u0936\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f \u0906\u0902\u0938\u0942 \u0915\u0941\u0930\u094d\u092c\u093e\u0928,
\n\u0926\u094b\u0938\u094d\u0924 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f \u091c\u093e\u0928 \u092d\u0940 \u0915\u0941\u0930\u094d\u092c\u093e\u0928,<\/p>\n

\u0914\u0930<\/p>\n

\u0905\u0917\u0930 \u0926\u094b\u0938\u094d\u0924 \u0915\u0940 \u0917\u0930\u094d\u0932\u092b\u094d\u0930\u0947\u0902\u0921 \u092e\u093f\u0932 \u091c\u093e\u092f\u0947
\n\u0924\u094b\u2026
\n\u0938\u093e\u0932\u093e \u0926\u094b\u0938\u094d\u0924 \u092d\u0940 \u0915\u0941\u0930\u094d\u092c\u093e\u0928<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Funny Quote in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

GF 2 BF bahot attitude hai tum me
\nBF – Attitude to bachpan se Hai
\nJab me peda huwa tha
\nto ded saal mene kisi se baat nahi ki the<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto<\/p>\n

“Dard-e-bhutto”
\n“Dard-e-bhutto”
\nWo hasina wo nilam pari,,
\nhui thi wo election main khari,,
\nna jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
\nhamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
\nDil main hay mere
\n“”Dard-e-Bhutto””
\n“”Dard-e-Bhutto””<\/p>\n

ha koi muqabla karne wala<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Mummy-beta paper kesa tha?
\nBeta-Patla saa tha, white colour ka
\n…
\nMummy gusse me-de thappar de thappar par thappar
\nkamine tune kuch nahi lika hoga exam me nalayak<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Diff B\/W Ignorance & selfcontrol?<\/p>\n

When u c mirror & u don’t laugh at yourself,
\nthat is ignorance!<\/p>\n

&
\nWhen i look at u & i don’t laugh,
\nthats called self control:-)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Jinte Jildi ladko ko love ho jata hai
\nutni jaldi ladki ye bhi decide nahi kaar pati hai
\n.
\n.
\nDark lipstick lagani hai ya light<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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One Of The Best Quote,<\/p>\n

Always have a<\/p>\n

BACKUP<\/p>\n

BEFORE<\/p>\n

BREAKUP! :p<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Log pata Nhi Kaise propose kar dete Hain
\nMujhe To Pani-Puri Khane K Bad,
\nPapdi Mangne Me Bhi Sharam Aa Jati Hai<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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A successful marriage is based
\nOn give & take:<\/p>\n

Where husband gives money,
\nGifts, dresses n wife takes it<\/p>\n

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Where wife gives advices, lectures,
\nTensions & husband takes it..!!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Aajkal Ke ladko Ko Kya Pata Struggle Kya Hai ??
\nHum Ne Wo Time Bhi Dekha Hai Jab.
\nMobile Me “S” Type Karne K Liye..
\n“7” K Button Ko 4 Baar Dabana Padta Thaa<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Height of confidence<\/p>\n

Once many professors were called and asked to sit in an airplane.
\nAfter they sat. They were informed that the plane is made by their students.
\nAll of them ran and got out of plane exdcept one.
\nPeople asked him the reason
\nHe said,”If it’s made by my students it will not even start.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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BF 2 GF- girls Love Marriage Q Karti Hai?
\nGf: Anjaan Namoona Milne Se To Achaa Hai,
\nJaana Pehchana Kamina Mil Jaye.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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There are Two Ways To Rule a Girl \/ Women
\n.
\n.
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\n.
\nAnd nobody knows them.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Tinku: 1 Manf0rce Dena.
\nDukandaar: Tum To Masterjee K Bete Ho na?
\nTinku: Mentos Bola Mentossssssss,
\n1-2 Vicks vi De Dena Gala Kharab H
\nMedicine ka naam bhi nahi nikal raha thik se.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Funny Quote in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

I always think about U.
\nI cant live without U.
\nI really need U.
\nIm totally mad about U.
\nI just wanna be with U.
\nIm crazy 4 U.
\nI wanna marry U.
\nI LOVE U.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Yoga Madam:- Dear students!!
\nBatao Mai Ek Paav Par Kab Aur.
\nKyo Khadi Rehti Hu ??
\n.
\nStudent:- Nahane Ke Baad Chaddi Pahane Ke Time…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu,
\nwahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye,
\nwahi pyar ke 3 ilfaz
\n“MERA india ZINDABAD”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Funny Quote in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Rahul Gandhi Kehte Hai,
\n“Congress Koi Party Nahi, Ek Soch Hai”
\nAur
\nVidya Balan Kehti Hai,
\n“Jahan Soch Hai, Wahan Shouchalay Hai”
\nBahut Confusion Hai Bhai Sahab!!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Hont se hont milte hain tu kya huta hai??
\n?
\n?
\n?
\n?
\nsocho??
\n?
\n?
\nnai pata?
\n???
\n?
\n?
\nuff
\nkitna ganda sochte ho kuch nai bus moo band huta hai<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Also Check :\u00a0One Line Status in Hindi<\/a><\/p>\n

Girlfriend bnane ke baad he
\nathiktar logo ka pata chalta hai ki
\n100 rupye se uper ki vi chocolate aati hai<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
\nNadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
\nBalti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
\nChuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
\nJis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Husband driving Car At Very High Speed:
\nDekhi Meri Speed darling??
\n&
\nAchanak Car Band Ho Gai..
\nBiwi Hasne Lagi
\nHusbnd: Kya Huaa??
\nBiwi: Kuchh Nahi, Kal Rat Ki Yad Aagai..<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Mushraf ki niyat<\/p>\n

“Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki.<\/p>\n

6 rocket fire farz.<\/p>\n

Wasty bUSH uncle k.<\/p>\n

Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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2 Larkiyon Ko 5 Saal Ki Saza Mili.
\nDono 1 Hi Room Mai 5 Saal Guzarnay Ke Bad
\nJab Ghar Janay Lagii To…
\n.
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\n.
\n1 Larki Boli.
\nChal Thikk Hai Baakii Baten Mobile Per Kartey Hain.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Wife:Bht pyar sey
\n“Suniye! aj meri birthday ha,
\nMujhy koi Mehngi C Cheez Ley K Dain Naa Plz”<\/p>\n

Hsbnd: Chalo Tm
\nTayyar Ho Jao,<\/p>\n

“Hm Cheeni Lenay Chaltey Hy”.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Kid 2 Mom: 20 Rs Dena,
\nBahar 1 Garib Ko Dene Hen.
\nMom: Kaha Hai Garib?
\nKid:Bechra Bahar Dhup Me,
\nIcecream Bech Raha Hai mummy…….<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.
\nDoctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?
\nLady: Saal main 1 baar!
\nDoctor: Infection nahi “ZANG” lag gaya hai.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Ek angrej hindi sikhne ke liye india aaya
\n30 din yahi raha,
\nfinally usne 2 baate sikhi:”
\n1. Bigli aa gayi.
\n2. phir chali gayi…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
\nAgar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
\nJab wo jage to dhire se ‘Muskarana’,
\nPhir kehna “KANJUS” SMS karo!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Explaining Friends –
\nDifference Between Shitt & Ohh Shitt.
\nA Boy Threw A Love Letter To A Girl,
\nAnd Fell Near Her Brother !
\nShittt !
\nAnd His Brother Was A Gay Oh Shitt.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Uncle aik bachay se kehte hain :
\nbeta aik acha sa jhoot bolo agar mujhe
\npasand agaya to main tumhien paanch rupay doon ga<\/p>\n

bacha masoomiat se : yeh lo ! abhi to das rupay kahay thay …. !!!!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Very very funny shayari by thief-
\nMobile ke night plans ne to hume,
\nBhuka maar diya hai dosto,
\nJis ghar mein chori k liye jao,
\nKoi na koi aashiq jag raha hota hai..<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

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Husband : My wife died yesterday..Im trying to cry but tears are not coming, .
\nWhat to do?
\nFriend : Imagine she is Back\u2026
\nFoot foot kar roya bechara\u2026<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Funny Quote in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

Husband : Yaar, Main Koi Bhi Kaam Karta Hu,
\nTo Meri Biwi bich me Aa Jati Hai
\nFriend : Yaar,
\nTu Truck Chalaa Kar Dekh,
\nShaayad Qismat Saath De De…!
\n“Try Your Best Luck”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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If King asks me \\\u201dwhat do u want?
\n\\\u201dMillion dollars or a true friend\\\u201d !
\nI will choose,
\n\\\u201dMillion dollars\\\u201d
\nBe practical Yaaar !
\nmil k uraein gy ?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Just 4 my cute friends only
\nWhy Do Popcorn Jump When It Is In The Stove?
\nWhy?
\nWhy?
\nVery curiors na……..
\nYou Sit On The Stove And Then See Why It Will Jump<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Do Students Cheating Karne Hi
\nWale The Ke Teacher Agya Aur Puncha\u2013
\n\u201d Tum Se Piche Wale Ladke Ne Abhi
\nKya Puncha ? \u201d
\n.
\n.
\nStudent: Sir Iss Ne Puncha Japan Ka
\nCapital Kya Hai\u2026.
\n.
\n.
\nTeacher: Toh Tum Ne Bata Diya.??
\n.
\n.
\nStudent: Nai Sir\u2026 Mene Isko Danta
\nTha Ki Abhi To Tune Muje Toka Hai
\nMagr Ab Naa \u201d TOKYO \u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Funny Quote in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

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1 ladke Ne Red Fm Radio Pe Phone Kiya
\nLadka : Mujhe Ek bag Mila Hai,
\nJisme 20000 Cash.
\nSamsung Galaxy S6
\n1 Credit Card Aur
\nRicha gupta Ke Naam Ka Id Mila Hai.
\nRJ: Wah… Aap Kitne Honest Hain.
\nKya Aap Unhe Wo Purse Waapis Karna Chahenge.???
\nladka : Nahi!!Nahi!!
\nMain Chahta Hu Ki Richa Gupta Ke Liye,
\nEk Dard Bhara Song Ho Jaaye…..very very sad song<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Husband wanted to call the hospital
\nto ask about his pregnant wife,
\n.
\n.
\nbut accidently called the cricket
\nstadium.
\n.
\n.
\nHe asks, \u201cHow\u2019s the situation ?\u201d
\nHe was shocked & nearly died on
\nhearing the reply.
\n.
\n.
\nThey said, \u201cIt\u2019s fine.
\n3 are out,
\nhope to get another 7 out by lunch,
\n.
\n.
\nlast one was a duck!!\u201d ?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Wife- mere humdum mere dost,
\nAaj tumhari gf night stay karne aaa rahi hai !
\nMaine fridge mein beer &
\nFresh fruit salad banake rakha h
\nRoom freshner side table par h
\nNahanay ka soap or towel bhi rakha hai,
\nMain baccho ko leker papa k yaha jaa rahi hoon,
\nKal sham tak aajaungi,
\nIsko kahate hai
\nEk husband ke haseen sapne!!!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Also Check :\u00a0Best Whatsapp Status in Hindi <\/a><\/p>\n

Ek baar Husand or wife me ladayi
\nho rahi thi.
\n.
\nunka chota bacha bhi waha baitha tha,
\n.
\nHusband- tu sali kutti
\n.
\nwife- tu sala kutta,
\n.
\nbaccha masumiyat se bola
\nAur mai sala puppy ?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Chamali bhabhi ne chaat ki dukan kholi
\nDukan khulte hi consumer ki line lag gayi
\nkyoki
\nBoard par lika tha-
\n“Sirf 20 Rupye me chamali Bhabhi ki chaat l\u00f2\u00f3”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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This one is ultimate\u2026.
\n.
\n.
\n.
\nA girl says to her boyfriend:One kiss and I\u2019ll be yours forever.
\nThe guy says thanks for the warning!:P<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Funny Quote in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Santa: Thinking….thinking…
\nBanta: kya soch rahe ho yaar?
\nSanta: ye zee news walo ko kaise pata chalta hai?
\nBanta: kya?
\nSanta: yehi ke, \u2018aap dekh rahe hai zee news\u2019<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Height of shakkk !
\n.
\n..
\n.
\n.
\nHusBand: Mein tumhare sath 1000 saal rahunga or dher sara pyaar karunga.!
\n.
\n.
\n.
\n.
\n.
\n..
\n.
\n.
\n.
\nBiwi: Uske baad kahan muh maarne ka iraada hai????
\nBataoo ab chup kyu hogaye,,,??<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Duniya me 2 kaam bahut ache hue
\nEk to whatsapp aane se pehle study complete hogyi
\naur dusra MAGGI band hone se pehle bachpan nikal gaya<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Chotu: Mummy tumne jhuth bola Na?
\nMom: I told to u every time please speak in English.
\nChotu : Ok Mom u lied to me.
\nMom : When my son. ?
\nChotu : U said that my younger sis is an angel.
\nMom : Yes, she is
\nChotu : So why didn\u2019t she fly when I threw her from our balcony.
\nMom : Kutte .. Kamine\u2026Kaha feka Bacchi ko ????.
\nSon : Talk in English Mom ? ?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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3 boys proposed a girl
\n1st: Mai tumhare liye
\nApni jaan bhi kurbaan kaar sakta hu
\nGirl: Wo to sab ladke kehte hain
\n2nd: Mai tumhare liye
\nChand taare todkar la sakta hu
\nGirl: very old dialogue h
\n3rd: Main tumhari ACTIVA me Roz 2 ltr
\nPetrol dalwaunga
\n.
\n.
\n.
\nGirl: Ankho me ansu k sath
\nPagal itna chahta hai muje.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Funny Quote in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

Girlfriend: Hey
\nBoyfriend: Who\u2019s Hey?, don\u2019t ever call
\nme back.
\nGirlfriend: Sorry! My Love, how are
\nyou doing??
\nBoyfriend: I\u2019m Fine! And You??
\nGirlfriend: I\u2019m fine, but I need
\nsomething from you..
\nBoyfriend: What???
\nGirlfriend: Sweetie please could you
\nSEND me 15k?
\nBoyfriend: 15k for what??
\nGirlfriend: 5k for my clothes, 7k for
\nmy hair+nails and 3k for my shoes.
\nBoyfriend: Aww sure my love, here..
\nk,
\nk,
\nk,
\nk,
\nk,
\nk,
\nk,
\nk ,
\nk,
\nk,
\nk,
\nk,
\nk,
\nk,
\nk .
\ncount
\nit, its complete and take this extra 2k.
\nk,k that\u2019s for your perfume<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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50% lovers love-romance kyun nahi kar pate?
\n1. Girlfriend nahi manti?
\n2. Seriousness?
\n3. Dono Raji nahi hote
\nAns- room-space hi nahi milta!!<\/p>\n

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Husband \u2013 Cricket wala channel lagao.
\nWife \u2013 Nahi lagaungi.
\n.
\n.
\n.
\nHusband \u2013 Dekh lunga.
\nWife \u2013 Kya dekhloge?
\n.
\n.
\n.
\nHusband \u2013 Yahi channel jo tum dekh rahi ho. ?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Arz kiya hai gour kijiyega-
\nMat pyar kro pardeshi se rote rote aakhe thak jayenge,
\nPyar kro hmesha parosi se,
\nRoj balkani se darshan to ho jayenge…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\u092d\u093e\u0930\u0924 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u091c\u093f\u0924\u0928\u0947 \u092d\u0940 \u0917\u093e\u095c\u093f\u092f\u094b\u0902 \u0915\u0947 \u092a\u0940\u091b\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u0916\u093e \u0939\u094b\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948-
\n\u201c\u092c\u0941\u0930\u0940 \u0928\u091c\u0930 \u0935\u093e\u0932\u0947 \u0924\u0947\u0930\u093e \u092e\u0941\u0901\u0939 \u0915\u093e\u0932\u093e\u201d\u0964<\/p>\n

\u0906\u092a \u092f\u0915\u0940\u0928 \u092e\u093e\u0928\u094b \u092f\u0926\u093f \u0939\u0915\u0940\u0915\u0924 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0910\u0938\u093e \u0939\u0940 \u0939\u094b\u0924\u093e \u0924\u094b\u2026
\n.<\/p>\n

\u0905\u092c \u0924\u0915 \u0939\u092e\u093e\u0930\u093e \u0926\u0947\u0936 \u0935\u0947\u0938\u094d\u091f\u0907\u0902\u0921\u0940\u091c \u092c\u0928 \u091a\u0941\u0915\u093e \u0939\u094b\u0924\u093e\u0964\u0964<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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ek ladki roj subah 10 baje per ke daal me beth jati the
\naur
\nsaam ko 6 baje utaar jati the
\nMBA karke paagal ho gaye the
\nKhud ko branch maneger samghte the……<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\u0918\u0930 \u0938\u0947 \u0928\u093f\u0915\u0932\u093e \u0914\u0930 \u090f\u0915 \u0911\u091f\u094b \u0935\u093e\u0932\u0947 \u0938\u0947 \u092a\u0942\u091b\u093e,<\/p>\n

\u201c\u0924\u094d\u0930\u0940 \u091a\u0915\u094d\u0930\u0940\u092f \u091a\u093e\u0932\u0915 \u092a\u0942\u0930\u0947 \u0938\u0941\u092d\u093e\u0937 \u0928\u0917\u0930 \u0915\u0947 \u092a\u0930\u093f\u092d\u094d\u0930\u092e\u0923 \u092e\u0947\u0902
\n\u0915\u093f\u0924\u0928\u0940 \u092e\u0941\u0926\u094d\u0930\u093e\u092f\u0947\u0902 \u0935\u094d\u092f\u092f \u0939\u094b\u0902\u0917\u0940 ?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u0911\u091f\u094b \u0935\u093e\u0932\u0947 \u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0939\u093e, \u201c\u0905\u092c\u0947 \u0939\u093f\u0902\u0926\u0940 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u092c\u094b\u0932 \u0930\u0947..\u201d<\/p>\n

\u092e\u0948\u0902\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0939\u093e,
\n\u201c\u0936\u094d\u0930\u0940\u092e\u093e\u0928 \u092e\u0948 \u0939\u093f\u0902\u0926\u0940 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0939\u0940 \u0935\u093e\u0930\u094d\u0924\u093e\u0932\u093e\u092a \u0915\u0930 \u0930\u0939\u093e \u0939\u0942\u0901\u0964\u201d<\/p>\n

\u0911\u091f\u094b \u0935\u093e\u0932\u0947 \u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0939\u093e,
\n\u201c\u092e\u094b\u0926\u0940 \u091c\u0940 \u092a\u093e\u0917\u0932 \u0915\u0930\u0915\u0947 \u0939\u0940 \u092e\u093e\u0928\u0947\u0902\u0917\u0947 \u0964
\n\u091a\u0932\u094b \u092c\u0948\u0920\u094b \u0915\u0939\u093e\u0901 \u091a\u0932\u094b\u0917\u0947 ?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u092e\u0948\u0902\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0939\u093e, \u201c\u092a\u0930\u093f\u0938\u0926\u0928 \u091a\u0932\u094b\u201d<\/p>\n

\u0911\u091f\u094b \u0935\u093e\u0932\u093e \u092b\u093f\u0930 \u091a\u0915\u0930\u093e\u092f\u093e !
\n\u201c\u0905\u092c \u092f\u0947 \u092a\u0930\u093f\u0938\u0926\u0928 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0948 ?<\/p>\n

\u092c\u0917\u0932 \u0935\u093e\u0932\u0947 \u0936\u094d\u0930\u0940\u092e\u093e\u0928 \u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0939\u093e,
\n\u201c\u0905\u0930\u0947 \u0938\u0930\u094d\u0915\u093f\u091f \u0939\u093e\u0909\u0938 \u091c\u093e\u090f\u0917\u093e\u201d<\/p>\n

\u0911\u091f\u094b \u0935\u093e\u0932\u0947 \u0928\u0947 \u0938\u0930 \u0916\u0941\u091c\u093e\u092f\u093e \u092c\u094b\u0932\u093e,
\n\u201c\u092c\u0948\u0920\u093f\u092f\u0947 \u092a\u094d\u0930\u092d\u0941\u201d<\/p>\n

\u0930\u093e\u0938\u094d\u0924\u0947 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u092e\u0948\u0902\u0928\u0947 \u092a\u0942\u091b\u093e,
\n\u201c\u0907\u0938 \u0928\u0917\u0930 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0915\u093f\u0924\u0928\u0947 \u091b\u0935\u093f \u0917\u0943\u0939 \u0939\u0948\u0902 ??\u201d<\/p>\n

\u0911\u091f\u094b \u0935\u093e\u0932\u0947 \u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0939\u093e, \u201c\u091b\u0935\u093f \u0917\u0943\u0939 \u092e\u0924\u0932\u092c ??\u201d<\/p>\n

\u092e\u0948\u0902\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0939\u093e, \u201c\u091a\u0932\u091a\u093f\u0924\u094d\u0930 \u092e\u0902\u0926\u093f\u0930\u201d<\/p>\n

\u0909\u0938\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0939\u093e, \u201c\u092f\u0939\u093e\u0901 \u092c\u0939\u0941\u0924 \u092e\u0902\u0926\u093f\u0930 \u0939\u0948\u0902 \u2026
\n\u0930\u093e\u092e \u092e\u0902\u0926\u093f\u0930,
\n\u0939\u0928\u0941\u092e\u093e\u0928 \u092e\u0902\u0926\u093f\u0930,
\n\u091c\u0917\u0928\u094d\u0928\u093e\u0925 \u092e\u0902\u0926\u093f\u0930,
\n\u0936\u093f\u0935 \u092e\u0902\u0926\u093f\u0930\u201d<\/p>\n

\u092e\u0948\u0902\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0939\u093e,
\n\u201c\u092d\u093e\u0908 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0924\u094b \u091a\u0932\u091a\u093f\u0924\u094d\u0930 \u092e\u0902\u0926\u093f\u0930 \u0915\u0940
\n\u092c\u093e\u0924 \u0915\u0930 \u0930\u0939\u093e \u0939\u0942\u0901 \u091c\u093f\u0938\u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0928\u093e\u092f\u0915 \u0924\u0925\u093e \u0928\u093e\u092f\u093f\u0915\u093e \u092a\u094d\u0930\u0947\u092e\u093e\u0932\u093e\u092a \u0915\u0930\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u0948\u0902 \u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

\u0911\u091f\u094b \u0935\u093e\u0932\u093e \u092b\u093f\u0930 \u091a\u0915\u0930\u093e\u092f\u093e,<\/p>\n

\u201c\u092f\u0947 \u091a\u0932\u091a\u093f\u0924\u094d\u0930 \u092e\u0902\u0926\u093f\u0930 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0939\u094b\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948 ??\u201d<\/p>\n

\u092f\u0939\u0940 \u0938\u094b\u091a\u0924\u0947 \u0938\u094b\u091a\u0924\u0947 \u0909\u0938\u0928\u0947 \u0938\u093e\u092e\u0928\u0947 \u0935\u093e\u0932\u0940 \u0917\u093e\u0921\u0940 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u091f\u0915\u094d\u0915\u0930 \u092e\u093e\u0930 \u0926\u0940<\/p>\n

\u0911\u091f\u094b \u0915\u093e \u0905\u0917\u0932\u093e \u091a\u0915\u094d\u0915\u093e
\n\u091f\u0947\u0922\u093c\u093e \u0939\u094b \u0917\u092f\u093e \u0914\u0930 \u0939\u0935\u093e \u0928\u093f\u0915\u0932 \u0917\u0908\u0964<\/p>\n

\u092e\u0948\u0902\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0939\u093e,
\n\u201c\u0924\u094d\u0930\u0940 \u091a\u0915\u094d\u0930\u0940\u092f \u091a\u093e\u0932\u0915 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u093e \u0905\u0917\u094d\u0930 \u091a\u0915\u094d\u0930 \u0924\u094b \u0935\u0915\u094d\u0930 \u0939\u094b \u0917\u092f\u093e \u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

\u0911\u091f\u094b \u0935\u093e\u0932\u0947 \u0928\u0947 \u092e\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u0918\u0942\u0930 \u0915\u0930 \u0926\u0947\u0916\u093e
\n\u0914\u0930 \u0915\u0939\u093e, \u201c\u0909\u0924\u0930 \u091c\u0932\u094d\u0926\u0940 \u0909\u0924\u0930 !<\/p>\n

\u0906\u0917\u0947 \u092a\u0902\u091a\u0930 \u0915\u0940 \u0926\u0941\u0915\u093e\u0928 \u0925\u0940
\n\u0939\u092e \u0928\u0947 \u0926\u0941\u0915\u093e\u0928 \u0935\u093e\u0932\u0947 \u0938\u0947 \u0915\u0939\u093e\u2026.<\/p>\n

\u0939\u0947 \u0924\u094d\u0930\u093f\u091a\u0915\u094d\u0930 \u0935\u093e\u0939\u093f\u0928\u0940 \u0938\u0941\u0927\u093e\u0930\u0915 \u092e\u0939\u094b\u0926\u092f
\n\u0915\u0943\u092a\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0947 \u0935\u093e\u092f\u0941 \u0920\u0942\u0902\u0938\u0915 \u092f\u0902\u0924\u094d\u0930 \u0938\u0947 \u092e\u0947\u0930\u0947 \u0924\u094d\u0930\u093f\u091a\u0915\u094d\u0930 \u0935\u093e\u0939\u093f\u0928\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u0926\u094d\u0935\u093f\u0924\u0940\u092f \u091a\u0915\u094d\u0930 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0935\u093e\u092f\u0941 \u0920\u0942\u0902\u0938 \u0926\u0940\u091c\u093f\u092f\u0947 \u0927\u0928\u094d\u092f\u092c\u093e\u0926<\/p>\n

\u0926\u0942\u0915\u093e\u0928\u0926\u093e\u0930 \u092c\u094b\u0932\u093e \u0915\u092e\u0940\u0928\u0947 \u0938\u0941\u092c\u0939 \u0938\u0947 \u092c\u094b\u0928\u0940 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0939\u0941\u0908 \u0914\u0930 \u0924\u0942 \u0936\u0932\u094b\u0915 \u0938\u0941\u0928\u093e \u0930\u0939\u093e \u0939\u0948\u0964<\/p>\n

\u092e\u091c\u093e \u0906\u092f\u0947 \u0924\u094b \u0939\u0938\u0928\u0947 \u092e\u0947 \u0915\u0902\u091c\u0941\u0938\u0940 \u092c\u093f\u0932\u094d\u0915\u0941\u0932 \u092e\u0924 \u0915\u0930\u0928\u093e !! ?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Funny Quote in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

Also Check :\u00a0Whatsapp Status in Hindi Funny<\/a><\/p>\n

Natkhatlal:Tum apne sailoon me
\nRahasmai aur romachk books kyu rakhte ho?
\nNaai:inhe padhker logo ke
\nBaal khare ho jate hai aur
\nMujhe baal katne me aasani hoti h<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\u092c\u0928\u093f\u092f\u093e \u0915\u0940 \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0915\u0940 \u0924\u092c\u093f\u092f\u0924 \u0916\u0930\u093e\u092c \u0925\u0940 \u0964
\n\u0915\u093f\u0938\u0940 \u0928\u0947 \u0909\u0938 \u092a\u0930 \u0915\u0941\u091b \u0930\u0942\u092a\u092f\u0947\u0935\u093e\u0930\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0940 \u0938\u0932\u093e\u0939 \u0926\u0940 \u0964 \u0924\u093e\u0915\u093f \u092c\u0932\u093e \u091f\u0932\u0947 \u0964
\n\u092c\u0928\u093f\u092f\u0947 \u0928\u0947 \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0940 \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u0938\u0930 \u092a\u0930 15\u20b9 \u0935\u093e\u0930\u0947 \u0964 \u0914\u0930
\n\u0909\u0928 15 \u20b9 \u092e\u0947\u0902 85\u20b9 \u0914\u0930 \u092e\u093f\u0932\u093e \u0915\u0930 \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0947 \u0930\u093f\u0932\u093e\u092f\u0902\u0938 \u092e\u094b\u092c\u093e\u0907\u0932 \u0928\u092e\u094d\u092c\u0930 \u092a\u0930 \u0930\u093f\u091a\u093e\u0930\u094d\u091c \u0915\u0930\u0935\u093e \u0932\u093f\u092f\u093e \u0964
\n\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 : \u092f\u0947 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0915\u0930 \u0930\u0939\u0947 \u0939\u094b \u0924\u0941\u092e?
\n\u092c\u0928\u093f\u092f\u093e : 85 \u0930\u0942\u092a\u092f\u0947 \u0915\u093e \u092c\u0948\u0932\u0947\u0902\u0938 \u092e\u0947\u0930\u0947 \u092a\u093e\u0938 \u0906 \u0917\u092f\u093e\u0964 \u0914\u0930
\n\u0924\u0947\u0930\u0947 \u090a\u092a\u0930 \u0935\u093e\u0930\u0947 \u0917\u090f 15 \u0930\u0942\u092a\u092f\u0947 \u0905\u092e\u094d\u092c\u093e\u0928\u0940 \u0915\u094b \u091a\u0932\u0947 \u0917\u090f \u0964<\/p>\n

\u0905\u092c \u0924\u0947\u0930\u0940 \u092c\u0932\u093e \u0905\u092e\u094d\u092c\u093e\u0928\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u0938\u0930 \u092a\u0930\u0964<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Very motivatinal quotes ever written By dear Natkhatlal
\nBachpan me Diwali ke din jaab Rocket chorte hue adbhut gayaan mila tha
\nAasman chune ke liye bottle bahut jaruri<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\u092a\u093f\u0924\u093e: \u0909\u0926\u093e\u0938 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0902 \u0939\u0948 \u092c\u0947\u091f\u093e?<\/p>\n

\u092c\u0947\u091f\u093e: \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u092c\u0924\u093e \u0938\u0915\u0924\u093e \u0906\u092a\u0915\u094b\u0964<\/p>\n

\u092a\u093f\u0924\u093e: \u0905\u092a\u0928\u093e \u0926\u094b\u0938\u094d\u0924 \u0938\u092e\u091d \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u0924\u093e \u0926\u0947\u0964<\/p>\n

\u092c\u0947\u091f\u093e:
\n\u0905\u092c \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u092c\u0924\u093e\u090a\u0902 \u092f\u093e\u0930..
\n\u2026\u0924\u0947\u0930\u0940 \u092d\u093e\u092d\u0940 iPhone \u092e\u093e\u0902\u0917 \u0930\u0939\u0940 \u0939\u0948\u0964<\/p>\n

\u0926\u0947 \u0925\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0921\u093c, \u0926\u0947 \u0925\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0921\u093c, \u0926\u0947 \u0925\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0921\u093c!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Teacher – Who is very patient person in world?
\nSanta- Sunny Leonee Cameraman sir answered very confidently
\nTeacher-Super intelligent student jara mere paas ana
\nphir kaya teacher de thappar pe thappar….<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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1 \u092e\u0941\u0930\u094d\u0917\u0940 \u0928\u0947 \u092c\u0924\u094d\u0924\u0916\u094d \u0938\u0947 \u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940 \u0915\u0930 \u0932\u0940<\/p>\n

\u092e\u0941\u0930\u094d\u0917\u093e:
\n\u0939\u092e \u092e\u0930 \u0917\u092f\u0947 \u0925\u0947 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e?<\/p>\n

\u092e\u0941\u0930\u094d\u0917\u0940:
\n\u092e\u0948 \u0924\u094b \u0924\u0941\u092e\u0938\u0947 \u0939\u0940 \u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940 \u0915\u0930\u0928\u093e \u091a\u093e\u0939\u0924\u0940 \u0925\u0940
\n\u092a\u0930 \u092e\u092e\u094d\u092e\u0940 \u092a\u093e\u092a\u093e \u091a\u093e\u0939\u0924\u0947 \u0925\u0947 \u0932\u095c\u0915\u093e \u0928\u0947\u0935\u0940 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0939\u094b.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Common man: Susu jana hai…
\n1 Famous Shayar-
\nMchalti hai pet me kuch lahare si
\nlagta hai enhe kisi kinare ka entzaar hai…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Funny Quote in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u0938\u0902\u0924\u093e \u0928\u0947 \u092c\u0902\u0924\u093e \u0915\u094b \u0939\u093f\u0902\u0926\u0940 SMS \u092d\u0947\u091c\u093e
\n\u092d\u0947\u091c\u0928\u0947 \u0935\u093e\u0932\u093e \u092e\u0939\u093e\u0928,
\n\u092a\u095d\u0928\u0947 \u0935\u093e\u0932\u093e \u0917\u0927\u093e.<\/p>\n

\u092c\u0902\u0924\u093e \u0917\u0941\u0938\u094d\u0938\u0947 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0935\u093e\u092a\u093f\u0938 sms \u092d\u0947\u091c\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948:
\n\u092d\u0947\u091c\u0928\u0947 \u0935\u093e\u0932\u093e \u0917\u0927\u093e,
\n\u092a\u095d\u0928\u0947 \u0935\u093e\u0932\u093e \u092e\u0939\u093e\u0928!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Shradh ke din 1 kowa ka
\nFacebook, Whatsapp status messages-
\n“Abhi to party shuru hue hai…”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Interviewer:what is skeleton?
\nSardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
\nwho started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

 <\/p>\n

Patni pati se pura pura din cricket ghuse rahte ho…me Ghar chhod ke ja rahi hu
\nPati (commentary ke andaz me): pehli baar kadmo ka behtarin estmaal…
\nsasural se mayke jaati biwi…..very funny cricket jokes<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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What is the perfect example
\nof both Good & Bad Luck?<\/p>\n

The naughty wind blows the girl’s skirt high (Good luck)<\/p>\n

but at the same time<\/p>\n

Dust falls into the boy’s eyes (Bad luck)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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New smartphone Age student routine…
\nT.V. – 3 Ghanta
\nFacebook- 2 Ghanta
\nMobile- 6 Ghanta
\nFriends- 10 minutes
\nGirlfriend – 2 Ghanta
\nStudy – Ghanta……<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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A Journey Of A Thousand
\nMiles Begins With A Single Step.<\/p>\n

Then,
\nYou Get In A Car
\nAnd Go To The Airport.<\/p>\n

It Doesn’t Take That Long :p<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Agar mohalle ki sabse Khubsurat ladki…
\nMohalle ke ladko ka cricket dekh rahe ho to
\nDono team ke ladke ese khelte hai, jee jaan lga dete hai
\njese India aur Pakistan ka cricket match ho raha ho…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

 <\/p>\n

Two Wise Advises for Married Peoples<\/p>\n

Never laugh at your wife’s choices…
\n(You are on of them…)<\/p>\n

Never be Prouf of Your Choices…
\n(Your Wife is one of them…)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

 <\/p>\n

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Teacher Bache-mai kal nahi aauga..
\nStudent-kyo sir?
\nTeacher-meri shadi
\nBache-sir esa mat kigiye
\nteacher-kyo?
\nBache-sir app ne hi sikhaya hai
\nPhoolwali-phool bechti hai
\nSabjiwali – sabji bechti ha
\nto
\nGharwali-ghar nahi bechagi??<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

Give me some SunShine..!!!
\nGive me some Rain..!!<\/p>\n

Give me another Girlfriend..!!
\nI am Single once again..!!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Agar bhu nibu kha rahi ho to koi jaruri nahi ki
\nkhushkhbri ho……
\nJmana badal gaya hai ho sakta hai daru utar rahi ho<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Funny Quote in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Girl:How much do you love me?
\nBoy:My heart is a mobile and you are its SIM<\/p>\n

Girl:Ooh God.. I am soo lucky..
\n.
\n.
\n.
\n.
\n.
\n.
\nShe doesn’t know that my mobile is dual sim \ud83d\ude1b<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

 <\/p>\n

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sadme se mar gaya usi wakt 1 marij jaab doctor ne kaha ki….
\nDaal ka pani piya karo<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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 <\/p>\n

Teacher says to student, In Algebra
\nA=B
\n&
\nB=C.
\nIt means A=C.<\/p>\n

Now give relevant example.
\nStudent: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
\nIt means that I love your daughter.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Bharat me bhukamp se sabse jada Prabhavit Hone Wale chetra
\nFacebook, Twitter, WhatsApp!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Never KISS a lady police,
\nShe will say, hands up.<\/p>\n

Never KISS a lady doctor,
\nShe will say, Next please<\/p>\n

Always KISS a lady teacher,
\nShe will say, repeat it 5 time<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

 <\/p>\n

Shart lagi thi duniya ki khushi 3 words me likhne ki wo kitab dudne lage mene “mene biwi mayke gayi” likh diya<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

 <\/p>\n

Funny Quote in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei
\nsub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?<\/p>\n

Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k
\nlarki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai …:p<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

 <\/p>\n

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1 auto wale ki shadi ho rahi thi
\njab uski dulhan phero ke wakt uske paas
\naakar bethi to wo bola thora aur pass aakar betho
\nabhi 1 aur beth sakti hai<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Larka: aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta hai k jan-e-man is dil mai a jao.<\/p>\n

Larki: sandil utaroo kia?????Larka:jan-e-man ye dil hai koi masjid nahi sandil pahan kar hi ajao.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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jab baarat road pe naach rahi hoti to kuch Chacha, Moasa, Mama log hath hila hila
\nkar traffic ka sanchalan ese karte hai mano pichle janam me wo pandu hawaldaar the….funny wedding hindi sms<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
\nToh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
\nPass hote toh thik hai,
\nVarna insurance claim karva lete<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Aaj Ka Vichar
\nJitna Gaur Se log takkrane ke baad 1-2sre ko dekhte hai
\nutni Gaur Se agar phle dekh le to takkar lage hi nahi…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Ek pathan Cycle chalaty aur gungunaty
\nhowe kahin ja raha tha rasty mein ek
\nAurat se takra betha.
\nAurat chilla kar boli
\n“Break nahi maar sakty thy kia ??? ”<\/p>\n

Pathan herat se…
\n“Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

 <\/p>\n

Boy-tumhare papa Aatankwadi hai?
\nGirl-no why?
\nBoy-Coz you are Bomb………Very funny hindi sms<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

 <\/p>\n

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
\nSagar se gahara koi nahi.
\nAab aapki kya tarif <\/a>karu…
\nDost me aap jaisa…
\nNalayak koi nahi!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Girlfriend- Ghar me koi nahi hai aa jao
\nBoy-Very shocked…abhi abhi to lauta hu
\ntere ghar se..
\nGirl-Sorry, phir se tumhe hi call lag gayi…..<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

 <\/p>\n

Agar dunia ko kuch karkay dikhana hay to sun lo……..
\nhathi kai oper ulta kharay hokar photo khichwaoo… ..
\nphir photo ko ulta karkay dunia ko dekhaooo… Kaisaaaaaaa<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

 <\/p>\n

Funny Quote in Hindi<\/strong><\/p>\n

motapa hi ek esi chij hai
\njise apne se jada dusre ke paas dekhkar khushi hoti hai<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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 <\/p>\n

Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola:<\/p>\n

“Aao kamray mein chalain”<\/p>\n

Reema; “Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Ghar me jaab khud ki shadi ki charcha hoti hai to lagta hai
\njese election ka ticket mil gaya ho
\nShadi ke wo 2-4 din lagta hai jese hum chief minister ho gaye ho
\naur
\nshadi ke 1 saal baad lagta hai jese koi ghotala me fas gaye ho<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya
\ndosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi
\nadmi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye
\n2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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