\n\u092e\u0947\u0930\u0940 \u0939\u0930 \u0917\u0932\u0924\u0940, \u092f\u0947 \u0938\u094b\u091a \u0915\u0930 \u092e\u093e\u092b\u093c \u0915\u0930 \u0926\u0947\u0928\u093e \u0926\u094b\u0938\u094d\u0924\u094b\u0902.. \u0915\u093f \u0924\u0941\u092e \u0915\u094b\u0928 \u0938\u0947 \u0936\u0930\u0940\u092b\u093c \u0939\u094b ??<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Whatsapp Status in Hindi Funny\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n
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Etc Meaning – End of Thinking Capacity..<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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If school has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking \ud83d\ude42<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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High Power Come ,with High voltage Current!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Whatsapp Status in Hindi Funny\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n\nSurgical strike at home\u2014 \u091c\u094b -\u091c\u094b \u092a\u0948\u0938\u093e \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u093f\u092f\u094b\u0902 \u0928\u0947 \u091b\u0941\u092a\u093e\u092f\u093e \u0925\u093e \u0905\u092c \u0938\u092c \u092c\u093e\u0939\u0930 \u0928\u093f\u0915\u0932\u0947\u0917\u093e \u2014 #500 #1000 banned<\/p>\n
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\u092a\u093e\u0915\u093f\u0938\u094d\u0924\u093e\u0928 \u0938\u093e\u0932\u093e \u0915\u0928\u094d\u092b\u094d\u092f\u0942\u095b \u0939\u0948 \u2026..\u0916\u0930\u094d\u091a\u093e \u091c\u0902\u0917 \u092a\u0947 \u0915\u0930\u0947\u2026\u092f\u093e \u0928\u094b\u091f \u0915\u0940 \u0928\u092f\u0940 \u0921\u093e\u0908 \u092c\u0928\u0935\u093e\u0928\u0947 \u092a\u0947 \nI am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode… \n\u0909\u0928 \u092d\u094d\u0930\u0937\u094d\u091f \u0928\u0947\u0924\u093e\u0913\u0902 \u0915\u094b \u0938\u093e\u0902\u0924\u094d\u0935\u0928\u093e \u091c\u093f\u0928\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0905\u0902\u0926\u0930 \u092c\u094b\u0930\u0947 \u091c\u0932\u093e\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u0926 \u092c\u093e\u0939\u0930 \u0906\u0915\u0930 \u091c\u092c\u0930\u093f\u092f\u093e \u092e\u0941\u0938\u094d\u0915\u0941\u0930\u093e \u0915\u0930 \u092a\u094d\u0930\u0924\u093f\u0915\u094d\u0930\u093f\u092f\u093e \u0926\u0947\u0928\u0940 \u092a\u0921\u093c \u0930\u0939\u0940 \u0939\u0948<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me every time!<\/p>\n
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\n\u0939\u094b \u0915\u0930\u092e \u0916\u0941\u0926\u093e\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0948 , \u00a0\u0939\u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0917\u0930\u0940\u092c \u092c\u0928\u093e\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0948 \u00a0\u2014 #500 #1000 banned<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Whatsapp Status in Hindi Funny\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0927\u093e\u0930\u0915 \u0915\u094b 5\u0938\u094c \u0935 1\u0939\u091c\u093c\u093e\u0930 \u0930\u0942\u092a\u092f\u0947 \u0905\u0926\u093e \u0915\u0930\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u093e \u0935\u091a\u0928 \u0935\u093e\u092a\u0938 \u0932\u0947\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0942\u0901!\u2013 *\u092e\u094b\u0926\u0940* ?????? \u2014 #500 #1000 banned<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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I’m not lazy, I am on energy saving mode.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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\nFact: Ph on silent mode- 10 Missed call..Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls \nall day!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Whatsapp Status in Hindi Funny\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n\n500 \u0915\u093e change \u0915\u094b\u0908 \u0926\u0947\u0924\u093e \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0925\u093e\u0964 \u2026.. 2000 \u0915\u093e change \u0915\u094c\u0928 \u0926\u0947\u0917\u093e \u0905\u092c<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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\u0938\u092c\u0938\u0947 \u091c\u094d\u092f\u093e\u0926\u093e problem \u0924\u094b Big Boss \u0915\u0947 contestants \u0915\u094b \u0939\u094b\u0928\u0947 \u0935\u093e\u0932\u0940 \u0939\u0948 , \u0915\u093f\u0938\u0940 \u0915\u094b \u092a\u0924\u093e \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u092c\u093e\u0939\u0930 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u091a\u0932 \u0930\u0939\u093e \u0939\u0948 \u0914\u0930 \u091c\u092c \u0924\u0915 \u00a0\u092c\u093e\u0939\u0930 \u0906\u090f\u0902\u0917\u0947 \u0938\u092c \u0916\u0924\u094d\u092e \u2013#500 #1000 banned<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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Hey there whatsapp is using meee,.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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When your phone are 1% battery & anyone who sends a message, Or calling, \u00a0Becomes the enemy .. \nHmmm\u2026..Don\u2019t copy my status.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% boys are having brain.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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When I was Born DEVIL said ohh shitt, competition<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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\nStatus: I on Not on whatsapp..<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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\nI only need three things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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If nobody hates U, then you are doing something boring.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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Life is too short smile while u still have teeth.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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Never laugh at your wife\u2019s choices\u2026 you are one of them.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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I may be fat, but u\u2019re ugly \u2013 I can lose weight!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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Totally available!! Please disturb me!!!!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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I’m not failed, Because my success is lost.!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Whatsapp Status in Hindi Funny\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\nHEY, U ARE READING MY STATUS AGAIN??<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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\nIf money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys..!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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My style is unique don\u2019t copy it plz!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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\u092c\u091a\u092a\u0928 \u201d Handwriting \u201d \u0938\u0941\u0927\u093e\u0930\u0928\u0947 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0917\u0941\u095b\u0930 \u0917\u092f\u093e Aur \u095b\u093f\u0928\u094d\u0926\u0917\u0940 \u201ckeyboard \u201d \u092a\u0930 \u092c\u0940\u0924 \u0930\u0939\u0940 \u0939\u0948\u0964<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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\nParents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and \nthe rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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Behind every successful man, there is a surprised woman…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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\nIf I agreed with you we both were wrong.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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\nI love my job only when I am on Holiday…..<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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Whatsapp Status in Hindi Funny\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n\u0924\u0947\u0930\u0940 smile confuse Kar \u0926\u0947\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948 , \u0938\u093e\u0932\u093e \u092a\u0942\u0930\u093e \u0926\u093f\u0928 \u0938\u092e\u091d \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0906\u0924\u093e \u0915\u093f \u201d \u0939\u0901\u0938 \u0915\u0930 \u0926\u0947\u0916 \u0930\u0939\u0940 \u0925\u0940 \u201c, \u092f\u093e \u201d \u0926\u0947\u0916 \u0915\u0930 \u0939\u0901\u0938 \u0930\u0939\u0940 \u0925\u0940 \u201c<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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You can never buy LUV….But still U have to pay for it ..<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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Your status won\u2019t ever match my status neither in whatsapp nor in reality..<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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Life is too Short – Chat Fast!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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Cigarette chodna sabse asan h- main hazaro baar chhod_ chukka hu…!!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. & Boys use photoshop to show their \ncreativity…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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Save Water, Drink Wine!!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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\nAttitude is like a underwear Don\u2019t show it just wore it<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Whatsapp Status in Hindi Funny\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\nAlways respects your self!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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I want someone to give me a Loan & then leave me Alone.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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My heart is stolen..can I check your braa<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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I\u2019m cool but global warming made me vry hot<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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\nMarriage is the cause of divorce.!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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Wife: I have changed my mind. Husband: Does the new one now work?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Whatsapp Status in Hindi Funny\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n\nAll the Rules are made.. to be break.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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Ooooooo\u2026..Don\u2019t copy my status.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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Whatsapp Status in Hindi Funny\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\nDrunk people run on Red Light…, Normal people wait for them to turn \ngreen.!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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People that Change Love status after 30 Sec… GF is the Reason…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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70% boy Have GF ,other then Have Brain!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them \ud83d\ude42<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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Try to say the letter M without ur lips touching….!!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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Excuse me …. Please empty ur pockets …. I think U stole my heart.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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3 Mistake done by everyone ..Whatsapp,Facebook & GF!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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I don’t drink alcohol! but Feel Awesome..<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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do not drink and park _accidents cause people.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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Scratch here ###::::## to reveal this status..<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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