Hindi Funny Quote

Hindi Funny Quote : हसरत हैं सिर्फ आपको हंसाने की, और कोई ख्वाइश नहीं हैं इस बेगाने की, शिकवा मुझे आपसे नहीं खुदा से हैं, क्या जरुरत थी आपको इतना प्यारा बनाने की.

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Ek Sarkari Dafttar k board pe likha hua tha: KRIPAYA SHOR NA KAREIN”.
Kisi ne uske niche likh diya:
“VARNA HUM JAAG JAYENGE”.
Govt. Office Zindabaad”..

 

 

Punjab Me 1 Train Ke Niche 100 Sardar Aa Gaye!
99 Mar Gaye..
1 Bach Gaya.
Reporter Ne Usse Puchha: Ye Sab Kise Hua..?
Sardar: Galat Announcement Ki Vajah Se,
Announcement Huva Tha Ki Shatabdi Express Platform Par Aa Rahi Hai!
To Sab Ghabra Ke Platform Se Utarkar Patri Par Aa Gaye!
Par Train Platform Par Nahi Patri Par Aayi.
Reportr: Aur Aap Samajdar Nikle Jo Patri Par Nahi Utre!
Sardar: Are Nahi Re, Me To Suicide Karne Aya Tha, Announcement Sunke Me Patri Se Hatkar Platform Pe Let Gaya Tha.

 

 

Hindi Funny Quote

Dudh wala- dahi lage dahi?
English man- “dahi what is doi?
Dudh wala- milk is sleeping in the night,
morning it becomes tight.. its call dahi.

 

 

BF: Kal Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha.
Mujhe Nahi Lagta Hamari Shadi Hogi..!
GF: Kyu..?? Papa Se Mile??
BF: Nahi.. Tumhari Behen Se Mila..
Solid Lagti Hai..!!

 

 

1 pyara sa koi sandesh bhej do
Dosti ka saccha updesh bhej do
Agar dosto ko 1 SMS bhi na ho sake tumse to
Kisi BHIKHARI ko apna Mobile bech do

 

 

 

Train Chali, Jetha Aaya Aur Dibbe Me Chad Gaya.
TT Bola – Q Be Dikhta Nahi, Ye Ladies Compart Hai.
Jetha – Sorry Sab, Mujhe Laga Aap Mard Ho…

 

 

Police: Humne tumhe,
charo taraf se gher liya hai..!!
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awesome reply by chor- CHOR: Chalo fir garbaa khelte hai ….

 

 

Jetha: 1 Toothbrush Dena.
Meri Brush Ka 1 Baal Tut Gaya.
Dukandar: 1 Baal Tut Gaya To Naya Kyo Le Rahe Ho??
Jetha: Jo Tuta Wo Akhri Tha….

 

 

 

Loha Lohe Ko Kaat’ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat’ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Qki..
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.
B positive yaar.

 

Hindi Funny Quote

 

Ye Joke Padhoge To Haste Haste Pagal Ho Jaoge..
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Isiliye Nahi Bheja.
I Care For U Always..

 

 

 

If u doNt touch your books for many days, which song the books will sing?
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ZARA ZARA TOUCH ME TOUCH ME TOUCH ME

 

Sharabi Road par Pada Tha,
Police man – Itni Kyu Piiee Rakhi He?
Sharabi – Majburi Thi Sir..
Police man – Kya Majburi Thi?
Sharabi – Botal Ka Dhakkan Gum Ho Gaya Tha..

 

 

 

Bhojpuri ishq-
Taj mahal kaun chiz ba,
hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib,
Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe,
tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.

 

 

Man: Koi Lambi Umar ka Tarika Batao.
Dr: Saadi kar Lo.
Man: Kya isse Umar Lambi ho jayegi!
Dr: Nahi ye Khwahis He Marr jayegi!

 

 

How 2 kill a girl ?
Give her a beautiful dress.
nice jewelery.
costly cosmetics.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi..

 

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Profecer: Peheli Hindi Silent Film Konsi He?
Pappu: Agar Film Silent Thi To Apko Kaise Pata Chala K Wo Hindi He?
Profecer Shoked, Pappu Rocks..

 

 

Last word said by the American Soldiers to Osama Bin laden….
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Dhappa…

 

Hindi Funny Quote

 

Pappu: Yaar Achha Hua Main India Me Paida Hua, America Mein Nahi..
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Chintu: Q America Mein Paida Hota To Kya Ho Jata.. ??
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Pappu: Tu Bhi Na Yaar, Tujhe Pata to Hai Mujhe English Kaha Aati Hai..??

 

 

OSAMA Nark me Yamraj se bola1 cal Kr Lu Pakistan?
Yam-Kar Lo.
OSAMA-Kitna Bill Hua?
Yam-Kuch nahi.
OSAMA-Q?
Yam-Nark 2 Nark FREE Hai

 

 

Ek Bar Engineering Ke Sabhi Professoron Ko
1 Plane Mein Bithaya Gaya..

Fir Announce Kiya Gaya Ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BANAYA HAI”

Sab Profesrs Utar Gaye…
Par Principal Baithe Rahe

Logo Ne Pucha: Aapko Darr Nahi Lagta?

Principle: Muje Apne Students Par Pura Bharosa Hai.

Ye Start Hi Nahi Hoga!!

 

 

SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H?
PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H
SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H
Fir B kuch nhi ata.

 

 

1st Friend: Mere Pas Engineering Ki Degree He Kya Karu?
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2nd Friend: OLX Pe Bech De..

 

Abhi Sirf Good NIGHT kyoki Aaj maine pee li hai..
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“Isliye Sidhi Baat No Bakwaas…”
@@Gud NIGHT@@

Hindi Funny Quote

 

Zindagi Me Hamesha 1 Bat Yad Rakho,
Kisi K Dil Se Mat Khelo Kyunki..

DIL 1 Hi Hota Hai..

Agar Khelna Hai To..
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KIDNEY Se Khelo Wo 2 Hoti Hai..

 

 

17century mom 2 her sonbeta apne religion k ladkise shadi krna
18cntry-apne caste k
19cntry-apne level k
20cntry-apne desh
21cntry-koi bi par ladki se karna

 

 

Tanu: Yaar Mere Baal Bahot Girr Rahe Hain.
Manu: Par Kaise?
Tanu: Tension Se.
Manu: Kis Baat Ki Tension He?

Tanu: Baal Girne Ki.

 

 

What’s D difference between stupid and idiot?
Stupid will delete this joke.
Idiot will forward this joke.
Ha ha,what will you do now?

 

 

Ek Sarder Ne Air-Hostess Se Kaha, “Aapki Shakal Meri Biwi Se Kafi Milti Hai”.
Air-Hostess Ne Ye Sunke Zordaar Thappad Uske Muh Pe Mara…

Sardar Fouran Bola: Aadat Bhi Bahut Milti Hai..

 

 

Nafrat na karna kabhi hamse
ham a seh nahi payenge
Bus 1 bar keh dena k zarurat nahi tum jaise dost ki
aap ki kasam apko peetne apke ghar tak chale ayenge..

 

 

Pappu Nd Sardar Football Stadium Mein..
Pappu: Paji, Ye Log Ball Se Kya Kar Rahe Hai?
Santa : Goal Kar Rahe He..
Pappu: Lekin Paji, Ball To Pehle Se Hi Gol He,

Or Kitni Gol Karenge?

Hindi Funny Quote

 

JO’ or ‘WO’ dono best friend the
1din ‘JO’ne 1 darawni film dekhi or ‘WO’ Mar gya
ab bolo ‘WO’ Kyu mar gaya.
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kyunki JO dar gaya WO mar gaya

 

 

Pata Hai AAP ‘Chlormint’ Kyu Khati Ho..
Qki
5-Star
Cadbury
Perk
Dairymilk
Kit-Kat
Or
Munch

“50 Paise Me” Nahi Aati.
Haha

Ab Dubara Mat Puchna!

 

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Love is life
~= SMS OF THE DAY =~
3 Rishte 3 Waqto par pahechane jate hai
1- Aulaad Budhape me
2- Dost Musibat me Aur
3- Girlfriend Garibi Me.

 

 

Sardar Ne Makhi Ke Pair Tod Diye Aur Kaha, Ja Udd Ja..
Lekin Makkhi Nahi Udi,
Sardar Ne Kaha: “Ab To Sabit Ho Gaya Ki Agar Makkhi Ke Pair Tod Diye Jaye

To Makkhi Sun Nahi Sakti..!”

 

Hindi Funny Quote

Girlfriend – Mai Apke Letters K
Stamp
Tickets Ko KISS
Krti Hu
Unhe Apke
LipS Ne Chhua
Hoga
Boyfriend -Par Mai To Unhe
Apne Kutte Ki
Naak Se Gila Kr K
Chipkata Tha

 

Son (Phone Mein): Maa! Aaj Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.
Mother: Sabbash Beta! Ladka Huva Ya Ladki..??

Son: Nahi Maa! Tumhari Bahu Ne Dusri Shaadi Kar Li..

 

 

Cute dada giri…
child prayed god -“plz give me a cycle”
But he didn’t got any cycle. next day…
he stole a ganesh statue & wrote letter to lord shiva,
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agar bacha chahiye to cycle lekar mandir aaja…!

 

 

Ladka-tum mare sapno me,
khwabo me,
zazbato me rehti ho…
Ladki-bhaiya tumko kisi ne bewkuf banaya hai,
mai tu ” Super Colony “me rehti huu..

 

 

Exam Me Examiner Bahut Strict Tha
Cheating Nahi Karne De Raha Tha.

1 Ladke Ne Chit Likh Kar Examiner Ko Di.

Examiner Chup Chap Ja Ke Apni Chair Pe Beth Gaya.

Sabne Us Ladke Ko Puchha: Yaar Tune Kya Likha?

Wo Ladke Ne Kaha – “SIR, Pichhe Se Aapki Pant Faati Hui Hai.

 

 

Santa Placed Two Stones In His Ears..
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Banta- O Oye, What Are You Doing?
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Santa- Oye Don’t Disturb…
I’m Listening To SUPER ROCK Music !

 

Hindi Funny Quote

Sishya: Guruji,
Wife,
Biwi,
Patni,
Shrimati,
Aurat,
Ardhangini,
Gharwali
In Sab Me Kitna Fark He?

Guru: Vats,
Itna Mat Socho.

Musibat Ek, Naam Anek!

 

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logo se panga v honge,
ghar me dange v honge,
agr mujhe super sms nhi kiya to,
aapke 12 Bacche honge,
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.. 2 ganje,
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2 nage
or
.. Or
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8 lafange honge

 

 

Ladkiwale -Humein Aisa Ladka Chaiye Jo Kuch Khata Pita Na Ho.
Pandit – Aisa Ladka To ICU Me Milega..

 

 

Close ur eyes n think about yourself,
ur face ur style ur nature ur smile ur looks
Now open your eyes
Free main Super HORROR film dikhai na?
Chalo thanks bolo

Hindi Funny Quote

 

2 Ladkiya Apas Me Ladd Rahi Thi

Tab wahi Se 1 sharabi Guzra.
1st Girl: Ye sharabi Tera Boyfriend
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2nd: Nahi Tera BF
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1st: Tera
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2nd: Tera
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Sharabi: Mai Ruku Ya Jau?

 

 

Wo Kaunsi cheez hai jo fridge
mein
rakhne ke baad bhi garam
rahti hai
Nhi Pata
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Ans
Garam Masala

 

 

Chintu: Humare Prime Minister Evening Mein Hi Ghar Se Kyon Niklte Hai??
Bittu: Kyon Ki Wo P.M. Hai A.M. Nahi..!!

 

 

Beta: Papa Mai jab business
karunga to ache ache ke hath
me katora pakada dunga.
Papa:Kaise?
Beta: PANI PURI bechkar.

 

Hindi Funny Quote

 

Ladka: Doctor Me Roj 10 Baje Uth Ta Hu, Aur Tab Se Mujhe Sans Lene Mein Problem Ho Rahi Hai.

Doctor: Bachche Jaldi Utha Karo, Kyon Ki Sari Oxygen Baba Ramdev Aur Uske Chele Khinch Lete Hai..

 

 

Guy Searches on the Google..
“Free Dinner in 5 star hotel”
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On the top of GOOGLE search it shows:
“Mungeri Lal ke Haseen Sapne”

 

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Sardar Apne Ghar Ka Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha Kar Ja Raha Tha ..
Padosi Ne Puchha: Sardarji Kidhar Ja Rahe Ho?

Sardar Ne Kaha: Tala Khulvane ..

 

 

Pappu: yaar kal papa ne bahut pitai ki!
banty: kyon?
papu: kuchh nahin, maine bas itana puchha tha ki kamine Film dekhane chalen!

 

 

Sardar: Tumne Mere Saath Dokha Kiya He.
Dukan Wala: Nahi, Mene Apko Achha Radio Becha He.

Sardar: Radio Ke Label Me Likha He Made In Japan, Par Radio Kehta Hai Ye ‘All INDIA Radio’ He..

 

 

Teacher ne Pappu se puchha, “beta, tumhari umr kya hai?”
Pappu: Jee, ghar mein 14; school mein 13; train mein 9; whatapps par 17; aur Facebook par 19 saal ka hoon.

Hindi Funny Quote

Sardarji: Mere Ghar Me Mera Hi Hukam Chalta Hai.
Me Kehta Hu, Garam Paani Le Aao, To Meri Biwi Le Aati Hai,
Dost: Par Garam Pani Kyu?

Sardar: Garam Pani Se Bartan Jyada Achhe Se Saff Hote Hai.

 

 

Kid-mom did u c me b4 i was
born?
Mom-no i didn’t
kid-den after i was born how
did u know its me?
Such kids bcum external examiners 4 viva!

 

 

Masterji: Kal School Kyu Nahi Aye The?
Chintu: Gir Gaya Tha Or Lag Gayi.
Masterji: Kaha Gire, Aur Kaha Lagi?

Chintu: Palang Pe Gira Tha Aur AANKH Laag Gayi.

 

 

Bruce Lee’s favr8s:
Vgtabl=Mu-Lee
Brkfst=Id-Lee
Fstivl=Diwa-Lee
Actres=Sona-Lee
Music=Quwa-Lee
Film=Coo-Lee
Animl=Bil-Lee
Brain=Urs!
WY?
BCz its kha-Lee

 

 

Teacher Santa Se: Ye Line Ki English Banao,
Usne Apna Kaam Kiya Or Karta Hi Gaya.

Pappu: He Done His Work And Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan..

 

 

 

Akbar:”Senapati Batao Ki hum
Shatru Ko Kyu Nahi Dhund Parahe Hain.. ??
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Senapati:”Kyu ki Maharaj Hum MughaL Hain GoogLe Nahi…

 

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Hindi Funny Quote

3 Sardar Bike Pe Jaa Rahe The Tabhi Traphic Wale Ne Roka Aur Bola,
Tumko Malum Nahi 3 Sawari Chalana Jurm Hai.
1 Sardar: Ha Hume Malum Hai

Isliye To 1 Ko Ghar Chhodne Ja Rahe Hai.

 

 

Preeto to a doctor: Mera beta motorcycle se gir gaya
Doctor: I can’t understand Hindi. Can you tell in English
Preeto: My londa gironda from Hero Honda chot lagonda.

 

 

 

Teacher – Pappu 1 Kahani Sunao Moral Ke Sath.
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Papu – Mene Usko Phone Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi.

Phir Usne Mujhe Phone Kiya Tab Me So Raha Tha.

Moral – Jaisi Karni Waisi Bharni.

 

 

 

Why There Are Different Types
Of Blood Groups.?
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Answer..
So The Mosquitoes Can Enjoy
Different Flavours…!

 

 

Sardar: Roz Subha 50 Ladkiya Mera Intezar Karti Hai.
Man: Are Wah! Wo Kaise?

Sardar: Me Girls Collage Bus Ka Drive Hoo Na

business bda khraab chal rha hain.

 

 

Teacher (Pappu): Copy chhupa lo peechhe waala dekh raha hai.
Pappu: dekhane do, sar – main akela class me fail nahin hona chahta.

 

Hindi Funny Quote

 

2 sardar apni GF ko sms bhej rahe the,
1la sardar: Me tere mobile se teri G.F ko sms bheju?
2ra: nahi
1la: kyu?

2ra: usne handwriting pehchan li to..?

 

 

Ek Aadmi Ram Mandir Gaya
Rone Laga He Bhagwan!
Meri Biwi Kho Gayi
Ram Bole: Bajuwale
Hanuman Mandir Me Ja
Meri Bhi Usine
Dhoond Di Thi.

 

 

Teachar: M.A.T.H.S Ka Full Form Batao..??
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Student: Meri Aatma Tujhe Hamesha Satayegi..

 

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Hindi Funny Quote