Funny Jokes in Hindi

Funny Jokes in Hindi : हंसने की आदत हैं, हंसाने की आदत हैं, नजरो से नज़रे मिलाने की आदत हैं, नज़रे मिलाएं तो कैसे मिलाएं, आप को तो हमेशा नज़रे झुकाने की आदत हैं.

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Kasam se Yaaro 1 sath sare Kaand yaad aa jate hai jab
Papa kahte hai Yaha betho tum se kuch jaruri baat karni hai

 

 

Biwi ne shohar ka mobile dekha,
phone book mein ladkiyo ke naam yoon save the..
Padosan ki bachi,
New bachi,
Puraani bachi,
Saamne vaali bachi,
Upar vaali bachi,
College vaali bachi,
Insurance vaali bachi,
Hospital vaali bachi,
Biwi ko excitement hui ke mera number kaunse naam se save kiya
hoga?
Biwi ne number dial kiya toh likha tha..
“Paagal ki bachi”
Pati ICU mein bharti hai,
Fir patni ne pati ka naam aise Save kiya
ICU Milne ka samay subah 9 se 10..!

 

 

4 chije ensan ko kabhi khush nahi rakh sakti
Car, Mobile, T.V. aur biwi
kyoki aksar eske latest model dusro ke pass hote hai

 

 

Boy : From The Day We Met
I dont Drink Or Smoke …
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Girl : How Sweet Of You … AreYou Madly
In Love With Me? ..
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Boy : SHUT UP!, YOU MADE MY
POCKETS EMPTY

 

 

Teacher to student- naalayak kahi ka cow par article
likh ke laave kahe the ki “Gaay par Rajneeti par”…
pure kapi me khali Neta sab ke statement akhbaar se copy kar
kele aya hai
Teacher ne gusse me ladke ko 1 kahone maara…..
Ladka-baap re baap khali Mrkhand master saab ke
bhaali ho gaya hai school me esa joor ka kahuni maara hai ki –
“chopaya ho gaye”

Funny Jokes in Hindi

 

Mother to Son:
Who is Tippu Sultan ?
Son : Don’t know
Mother : Sometime give attention to study also
Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ?
Mother : Don’t know
Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also ?

 

 

Jab ladki sare kapde utar deti he to kya hota he ???.
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Almari khali ho jati hai….yaar……

 

 

Mom: School ja..
kid : nahi jaunga …
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Mom: kyun ??
kid: Job kar lunga…!!
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Mom:” Nalayak beshram.. Class 2 mein padh k
kya job karega..??
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kid: “Class 1 ki ladkiyo ko tution
padhaunga…!!”
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Confidence to dekhie aap bacche ka… !!

 

 

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I’m only a cartoonist!

 

 

A Lady on telephone:
Hello Sir, I want to meet & talk to you..
Man: do u know me..
Lady: Yes you are the father of one of my kids.
Man stunned,
Oh my God!
Are u Tanya????
No
Are U Katrina ???
No
Are u Nisha?
No
Neha?
No
Monika?
No
Anushka?
No
Mitali?
No
Vaishali?
No
Lady in confusion…
No sir i’m the class teacher of your son!!

 

 

LOVE V/S EXAM
LOVE: lots of thoughts in mind but no guts to express
EXAMS: lots of guts to express but no thoughts in mind

 

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Aaj “Titanic” ki 98th Anivrsry hai…..
So
Plz Sub Pyar Karne Walon Se Request Hai,
K,
“DOOB” k Mar Jayen…
* Thank You *’

 

 

Son: The girl of our neighbors
don’t understand English.
Father: How do you know?
Son: I said to her ‘Give Me Sweet Kiss’
and she slapped me.

Funny Jokes in Hindi

What Do U Do..? Job Or Study..?
What Are Ur Hobbies?
Whats Ur Age..?
Reply Na Please..
Me: Tera E-mail Address De Resume Sends Karta Hu..!! ?

 

Women wont play football not coz they aren’t gud at it..
But coz its against their ego to b dressed up exactly like 10
other women in
front of 10,000 people

 

Funny Jokes in Hindi

Finally I told my parents that I want a blackberry or an apple
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Ghar mein “SINGHADE” pade hai,
pehle wo to khatam kar.
Its so difficult to explain the older generation ?

 

 

Jaante ho tajmahal banwane se pehle wahan kya tha?
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BILKUL AISI HI KHAALI JAGAH THI.

 

 

3 young Ladies proposed a
MAN..
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He had to choose one of them..
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He tested by giving them
Rs.5000 each 2 spend…
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1st bought make up stuff &
new
dresses & said she wanted to
look
good for him..
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2nd got him few expensive
shirts
& ties and perfumes&
said she wanted him to look
good..
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3rd one invested the money,
Got profit &returned him
original
amount, saying that she
saved the rest for their future..
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Finally MAN decided to marry
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The first women because..
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She had best figure than two other girls ….
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…Moral:” Men Will Be Men

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Professor ne class me Q poocha?
Date aur tarikh me kaya antar hai
Sari class chup
Professor ne class bunk karne wale Titu ko bola-tu bta?
Titu-Sir Date girls ke sath jate hai
Tarikh pr advocate ke sath jate hai

Funny Jokes in Hindi

A boy with a sweet girl entered a jewellery shop
&
Choose a ring worth 8 lacs for her.
Gave a cheque & said she will collect ring on Monday after the
cheque is cleared.
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On Monday.
Jeweller called boy:
There’s no money in your account.
Boy:
I know,
But, you can’t imagine what a weekend I enjoyed

 

Funny Jokes in Hindi

Golu ne Molu se – Shadishuda Ladki aur Shadishuda Ladke me
kaya antar hai?
Molu- Mangalsutra latka ho to ladki Shadishuda….
Aur muh lakta ho to ladka Shadishuda….funny wedding jokes in
hindi 2017

 

 

शराबियों की दावत!

एक शराबी ने दोस्तों के लिए दारु की दावत का प्रोग्राम बनाया,
दारू के बाद दोस्तों ने मटन खाने की इच्छा की ।

पीने के बाद तो सभी शराबी दानवीर करन बन जाते है
तो शराबी ने अपने ही घर से रात को बकरा चोरी किया।

रात को अपने दोस्तों के साथ खूब
दावत का मजा लिया और सुबह जब घर पहुंचा
तो बकरा घर में ही था।

यह देख उसने बीवी से पूछा,
“ये बकरा कहाँ से आया?”

बीवी बोली, “बकरे को मारो गोली,
ये बताओ रात को तुम चोरों की तरह
कुत्ते को कहाँ ले गए थे?” ? ?

 

 

Pappu’s Attitude In Exams. They give me questions which i
don’t know.
So……………
I give them answers which they don’t know.
Why???
“Tit For Tat“…exam jokes in hindi

 

एक बार फौजी घर छुटटी आया ।

उसने घर आकर एक भैस खरीद ली।
फौजी जब भी भैस को खोलता तो हर बार फौजी के हाथ से छूटकर भाग जाती ।
एक दिन फोजी ने भैस को बहुत मारा ।

फौजी की पत्नी बोली इतना मत मारो नही तो यह दूध नही देगी ।

फौजी बोला – साला मुझे दूध नही चाहिऐ… Discipline चाहिऐ – Discipline.!!

 

Pappu- papa meri teacher kitni mast hai naa?
Santa- beta Techar maa samaan hoti hai Badmash… Pappu aapko
to hamesha apni hi khushi dikhai deti hai.

 

 

एक आदमी महा कंजूस था।

उसने एक शीशी में घी भर कर उसका मुँह बंद किया हुआ था।
जब वह और उसके बेटे खाना खाते तब शीशी को रोटी से रगड़ कर खाना खा लेते थे।

एक बार महा कंजूस किसी काम से बाहर चला गया।

लौटने पर उसने बेटों से पूछा: खाना खा लिया था।
बेटे बोले: हाँ।

महा कंजूस: पर शीशी तो मैं अलमारी में बंद करके गया था।
बेटे बोले: हमने अलमारी के हैंडल से रोटियाँ रगड़ कर खा लीं।

महा कंजूस नाराज हो कर बोला:
नालायकों, क्या तुम लोग एक दिन बिना घी के खाना नहीं खा सकते थेे।

बेटे बेहोश!

 

Height of Facebook update
A newly born boy’s status
Thanks God! Got delivered successfully.
At-hospital, Delhi

 

 

एक जाट ने सार्वजनिक स्थान पर भेस बाधने के लिये खूटा गाड़ रखा था। अन्य चौधरियो ने खूटा उखाड़ने का अनुरोध
किया किन्तु जाट ने बात नहीं मानी। अन्त में पन्चायत बुलायी गयी।

पन्चो ने जाट से कहा -तूने खूटा गलत जगह गाड़ रखा है।
जाट- मानता हूँ भाई।

पन्च- खूटा यहाँ नहीं गाड़ना चाहिए था।
जाट- माना भाइ।

पन्च- खुटे से टकरा कर बच्चों को चोट लग सकती है।
जाट- मानता हूं।

पन्च- भेस सार्वजनिक स्थान पर गोबर करती है, गन्दगि फैलती है।
जाट- मानता हूं।

पन्च- भेन्स बच्चों को सिन्ग पुन्छ भी मार देती है।
जाट- मानता हूं,
मैंने तुम्हारी सभी बातें मानी। अब पन्च लोगों मेरी एक ही बात मान लो।

पन्च- बताओ अपनी बात!!!
जाट- खूटा यहीं गडेगा ।।

Funny Jokes in Hindi

 

baap ne dekha beta jeans ka button sil rha tha
Baap- beta humne tumhara shaadi karaya, bhu ghar aayi
phir bhi tum apni jeans me khud hi button laga rahe ho??
Beta- Papa aap galat soch rahe hai ye jeans mere biwi ki hai
Baap behos……very funny wedding jokes in hindi 2017

 

 

“चैन से जीने के लिए चार रोटी और दो कपड़े काफ़ी हैं “।
“पर ,बेचैनी से जीने के लिए चार मोटर, दो बंगले और तीन प्लॉट भी कम हैं !!”

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“आदमी सुनता है मन भर..
सुनने के बाद प्रवचन देता है टन भर..”
और खुद ग्रहण नही करता कण भर ।।”

 

 

Patient-Doctor sahab ye Medicine pure town me nahi mil raha
hai
Doctor-milagi bhi kese ye medicine ka name nahi ye to meri
signature hai…..Funny stupid sms

 

Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl
is simply not giving the kiss
the attention it deserves.

Naag nageen se bola: Mera Dil tere pyar me andha hai.. I love
you darling..
Nageen boli: Mera khayal chhod de, mera boyfriend Anaconda
hai…..gf bf jokes in hindi

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Specially dedicated to boys:
A kiss is like a stamp,
Once u stamp a gal,
she wouldn’t go anywhere else

Guys r like stamp paper,
jitne bhi lagao kum hai

 

Funny Jokes in Hindi

Jahan dosti wahan pyar
Jahan pyar wahan ishq
Jahan ishq wahan mohabbat
Jahan mohabbat wahan judai
Jahan judai wahan dard
Jahan dard wahan MOOV laga lena

 

 

Best Reply Ever By a Girl
When She Is Asked For a Kiss
By Her Boyfriend
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Karlo :p
Just do it :p

 

 

A VERY FUNNY QUOTE:
“Come like a Racer,
Sit like a Yogi &
Go like a King..!!
This slogan was written on a..
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TOILET DOOR..!!

 

In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

 

Girlfriend ne poocha chahoge kab taak?
Mene V muskura ke kah diya, Meri biwi ko pata na chale tab
tak…

 

 

4 Stages of marriage:

Mad for each other.
Made for each other.
Mad at each other.
Mad bcoz of each other.

 

 

Teacher: Batao congress ki sthapana kisne ki?
Pappu: patta nahi sir kisne ki, par visharjan to rahul gandhi
hi karenge.

 

 

Sunglasses:
Allowing You To Stare At
People Without Getting
Caught.
It’s Like Facebook In Real Life.

Funny Jokes in Hindi

 

Aaj ka Gyaan:
smartphone sarir hai aur internet usski aatma.
sarir chahe nasht bhi ho jaye, aatma naya sarir dharan kar
leti hai.

 

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Wife comes home late at night
and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

From under the blanket
she sees four legs instead of two!

She reaches for a baseball bat
and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

Once she’s done,
she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters,
she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s

“hi darling”, he says,
“your parents have come to visit us,
so I let them stay in our bedroom.
Hope you have said hello to them.

 

 

Aaj ka gyan:
Aap chahe kitne hi kabil ban jaao lekin sabji wale se dhaniya
aur mirchi muft nahi laa sake to ghar walon ki nazar me aapse
jyada nakabil insan koi nahi hai.

Funny Jokes in Hindi

A Poetry Competition asked For A 2-Line
Rhyme With d Most Romantic 1st Line &
the Least Romantic 2nd Line

There’s d Winning Rhymes

My darling, My Love,My Beautiful Wife
Marrying U Ruined,My Whole Life

I c Ur Face When I m Dreaming
That’s Why I Always Wake Up Screaming

Kind Intelligent, Loving & Hot
This Describes Everything You r Not

I Love Ur Smile, Ur Face & Ur Eyes
Damn, I’m V Good At Telling Lies

 

 

Teacher- ‘jyon-jyon ilaaz kiyaa, marz badhataa hee gayaa’,
isamen kavi kaa aashay kyaa hai? Pappu Sir lagataa hai ki kavi
kaa ilaaz kisee Sarkari Aspataal men chal rahaa hai.

 

 

ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
mehboob aave ya na aave
par taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!

 

College me kuchh Madam aissi hoti ki pata hi nahi chalta ki ye
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college ki faculty hai ya facility!!!!!

 

 

naukrani: malkin aap udaas kion hain?
malkin: mujhey pata chala hay k
tumharay sahab ka kisi larki
say chakkar chal raha hay offcie main
naukrani: naheeeeeeen
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sahab mujhai dhoka nahi dai saktay

 

 

Madam-Pappu tumhara es baar Exam result bahut kharaab aaya
hai,
kal Papa ko saath lekar aana varnaa…
Pappu- varanaa kyaa?
Madam- varnaa resulat Facebok par upload kar ke usmen paapa ko
Tag kar doongee. Pappu achchhaa to main bhi Mummy ko bata
doongaa ki meri Madam papa ke friend list men hai.

Funny Jokes in Hindi

 

Boy: BUS aur LARKI
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.

Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain….

 

 

1 din Pappu ne aag bujhaane ke lie phoonk maari to uska paad
nikal gaya!
jab doosri baar phoonk maari to, phir se paad nikal gaya!
pappu gusse mein ghumkar bola, “le tu hi bujha le!”

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Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke,
Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje,
Zor se barish(rain) shuru hoi,
Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.

 

 

Teacher- prithvee kaa chakkar lagaane waale nae upagrah kaa
kyaa naam hai? Pappu- Narendr Modi.

 

 

Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain¢â‚¬Â¦
Aur kyo na ho¢â‚¬Â¦ Khayi Bhi to ¢â‚¬Å“HARI Mirchi¢â‚¬Â¦¢â
‚¬Â-hai

 

‘/””‘\/””‘\
/ /! !! !\ \
\ \! !! !/ /
‘\_) !! (_/
!….!!…..!
Pehen lena, ab thand aa gai h Happy Winter.

 

Why is ¢â‚¬Å“SINGH¢â‚¬Â added to every sardars name?
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Do you know?

Really u don¢â‚¬â¢t know?

Bcoz of it¢â‚¬â¢s hidden meaning:-
S – Sala
I – Insaan
N – Nahin
G – Gadha
H – Hay

 

 

Thand shuru ho gai, apne Sweater, kibal, rajai aadi nikal ne
baad me shrdi ya jukaam ho jane par
Modi,BJP ya RRS jimedaar nahi honge…

 

 

Agar raat ko koi Aapke kamre me Aaye,
Tumhare Badan ko chume,
Gaalo ko kiss kare,
toh Romantic maat bano,
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“MOSPEL” lagao MACHHAR BHAGAO…

 

 

3 baar lips pe,
3 baar gaal pe,
3 baar mathe pe,
1 baar body pe

Kissss…Kiss wiss nai Cold cream zaroor lagana Sardi aa gai
hai na. HAPPY WINTER.

 

 

Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!

 

 

Apne sar pe haath rakho use fero.
Fir se phero…
Aur 1 bar.
dubara..
last time firse
ab to yakin ho gaya na
ki
GADHE ke seeng nahi hote

 

Funny Jokes in Hindi

डॉक्टर – आपको क्या बिमारी है ?

मरीज़ – पहले आप वादा करो की हंसोगे नहीं ।

डॉक्टर – OK…Promise…

मरीज़ ने अपनी टांगे दिखाई जो माचिस की तीली जितनी पतली थी ।

डॉक्टर को यह देख के हंसी आ गयी ।

मरीज़ – आपने ना हंसने का वादा किया था ।

डॉक्टर – अच्छा Sorry…
अब तकलीफ बताओ ।

मरीज़ – डॉक्टर साहब, यह सूज गयी है ।

डॉक्टर – हाहाहाहा… भाग साले…
तू आया ही हंसाने के लिए है…

Funny Jokes in Hindi

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Super Jokes || Hanumanji: Bhole Nath Ab Mai Dharti
Par Nahi Reh Sakta..
BholeNath: Kyu..?
Hanumanji: Pehle Log Let Ke Matha
Tekte Thay,
Fir Ghutne Tekne Lage, Fir Log Dur
Se Hi Sar Ko Jhuka Chale Jate Thay..
Mai Firbi Khush Tha Lekin Ab To
Ghor Kalyug Aa Gaya Hai Prabhu..
Aaj Mandir Me 1 Ladki Aayi Aur
Haath Hila Ke Boli..
Hi Hanu, Whats Up..?
Aise Muh Kyu Fula Rakha Hai..
Just COOl MAN…..!

 

 

पति को बाजार जाते हुए देख पत्नी ने पैसे देकर कहा
“कुछ ऐसी चीज़ लाना जिस से मैं सुन्दर दिखूं”

पति खुद के लिए Whisky की दो बोतल ले आया।

 

 

Super Jokes from bollywood- Things to Learn From SRK Movies:
Kuch Kuch hota hai: DOST SE PYAAR
Mohabattein: PRINCIPAL KI BETI SE PYAAR..
Kal ho na ho: PADOSI KI BETI SE PYAAR
Kabhi khushi Kabhi gum: NAUKAR KI BETI SE PYAAR
Kabhi Alvida na Kehna: ..DUSARO KI BIWI SE PYAAR
Baazigar: DUSHMAN KI BETI SE PYAAR
Pardes: ..DOST KI MANGETAR SE PYAAR
Dil se: TERRORIST SE PYAAR
Mai Hoon na: TEACHER SE PYAAR
Veer Zaara : Hindu hoke Muslim ladki se pyar, woh bhi
Pakistani
Chennai Express : DON KI BETI SE PYAAR..
Note – SRK teaches us how to manage very risky love
affairs..!!!
.
arre haa, risky se yaad aaya,
The most risky love is…
Rab ne bana di jodi: KHUD KI biwi se pyaar ..

 

 

इंसान सब से ज़्यादा माफ़ी किस के सामने मांगता है?
सोचो…

सोचो सोचो… !

आप सोच रहे हो वाइफ??
नहीं,

भिकारी के सामने – “माफ़ करो बाबा”

 

Share4
Mobile Smartphone aane se ek achchha kaam to hua.
jab insaan Free hota hai to Mobile chala leta hai.
pahale to naak mein oongali daal-daal kar, naak ki aisi-taisi
kar deta hai.

 

ट्रैन में TT: मैडम बच्चो की उम्र क्या है?

मैडम:
2 साल,
2.5 साल,
और 3 साल ,

TT:
मैडम उम्र चाहे काम बताओ
पर उम्र में अंतर तो ठीक से बोलो..
बच्चे हैं या पिल्लै..!!

 

 

rishtedaaron ki sabase badi galatphahami kaaphi dinon se inake
ghar nahin gaye hain aaj chalate hain, “varana vo bura maan
jaayenge”.

 

 

प्लम्बर:
सर, नल ठीक हो गया
लेबर चार्ज 800 रुपैये..

इंजीनियर: अरे, 1 घंटे की इतनी फीस तो मेरी भी नहीं है!

प्लम्बर: सर, जब मैं इंजीनियर था तो मेरी भी नहीं थी!

Funny Jokes in Hindi

2018 new year messages

31 December ka nasha agar utar gaya ho to
two-minute ka maun un Bakaron aur Murgon ke lie bhi rakh len,
jo bechaare aapaki khaatir 2018 ka sooraj nahin dekh pae.

 

 

1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)

 

 

Girl: We have been together for 5 years. Aage Ka Kya Plan Hai?
Boy: Bas Ab Koi Achhi Si Ladki Dekh Kar Shaadi Kar Lunga!

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

Think +ve:)

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Mom: Beti Shaadi Ke Liye Haan Kar Do, Ladka Shareef Lagta
Haii…
Passport Pe Thailand Ka Eek Bhi Thappa Nahi Hai!

 

 

An Airline Introduced
A Special Package For Business Men.
Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife’s Ticket Free

After Great Success,
The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives
Asking How Was The Trip.
All Of Them Gave A Same Reply…

“Which Trip ?”

 

Asking your Ex-Girlfriend to be friends after break up is
like…
Kidnappers asking to ‘Keep in touch’ after letting you go!
mast gf bf jokes

 

I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….

It’s juts because …………

******I LOVE CARTOONS*******

 

 

Pappu: The all new iPhone 7 is Water-Proof
has High definition sound and a best ever camera
but it doesn’t have that 1 Quality that I Really Really Love.
Happu: wat is that yaar?
Pappu: Affordability!$$$$$

 

 

Lady On Fone
Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To u.
U Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids.

Man Stunnd,Omg!
R U Riya
No

Anu?
No

Pari?
No

Jasi?
No

Lady in confusion

No Sir I am The Class Teacher
Of Ur Son.

Funny Jokes in Hindi

When you ask your Mom about something and she says, ‘Wahan
Rakha Hai’.
This ‘Wahan’ could be either on the table or in the
Uganda ka jungle!

 

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,

Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad

 

When charging my phone of my laptop battery, it’s like I am
giving it a blood transfusion!

Funny Jokes in Hindi

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

 

 

Santa: With your current account balance, which Apple product
can you buy?
Banta: Apple Juice!

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Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

 

 

Until now rich ppl used to laugh on poor ppl…Now after this
decision on Rs 500 and Rs 1000 & Black Money poor ppl laughing
on Rich ppl.

 

 

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?

Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.

Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

 

 

Jab se royal Enfield vaalon ne Self Start ki suvidha dee hai
tab se
.
.
.
ek thappan mein gir jaane vaale lanake bhi bulet lekar ghoom
rahe hain

 

 

Teri yaad mein humne qalam uthaya liya
paper aur tasveer aapki banayi
socha tha k usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar
woh to bacho ko daraane ke kaam aayi…

Funny Jokes in Hindi

Jaanu Tere pappa se keh de kabhi hamaara
ilaaqa ghumakar dekhe, sirph naam hi
kaafi hai unake jamai ka….

 

Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!

Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?

Boy:bilkul nahi!

Girl:to phir rehne do…

 

 

Interviewer: Why did you leave your previous job?
Candidate: Because once they fire you, they won’t let you
stay!

 

 

Apne pyar ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h jatane ki,

Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h dikhane ki…

Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao,
tumhain zarurat h nahane ki

 

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